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Hold on to your hats, everyone...

2011-08-21T17:21:00.000-07:00

...because the party's almost started! According to porn channel Sun.mv, the religious unity bill will be 'gazetted'(made general law) in a few weeks. (Report available here). In case you forgot, it goes something like this.

Removing anything that conflicts with Islam from school curriculum or subject syllabuses.

Knowing them, our only "legit" school subjects will be "Quran memorizing" and "Hadees writing."

Making it an offense to spread other religions and openly sell or possess any items that symbolize religious holidays of other religions.

Say goodbye to Valentine's day, Caturday, All Photoshop Day and KFC day.

Empower the authorities to check printing presses and bookshops for material in conflict with Islam, and make it an offense to publish such opinions or views in the media.

Kinda harks back to Maumoon's times, doesn't it?. Ah, Sappe. If you could only see this shit now...

Obligating non-Muslim visitors to inhabited islands to adhere to a code of dress and conduct appropriate to an Islamic environment.

If they even dare to put a Japanese woman in a bottle... they'll plead for a quick death when I'm through with them!.

Ensure that photos and videos used in advertisements do not clash with Islamic codes of behavior and make it illegal to introduce elements of foreign cultures that conflict with Islam.

Mollywood is now dead. Say goodbye to the game shows, comedy skits and goodbye to Mariyam Unoosha... damn. I loved her songs.

Penalties for those who openly “challenge or defy” God, his Prophet or Islamic Shari'a, and make it an offense to disrespect the Prophet or his companions.

Must... scribble.... stupid....Mohamed Cartoons....on....MoIA!!!

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Lol Mohammed.

The creation of a council to take measures against people who issue religious fatwas (edicts or decrees) without the requisite education or learning.

Translation: "I don't agree with what you think!. GO TO JAIL!"

I hope everyone enjoys the last hours of freedom!

The heaven call!
The earth calls!
The fans call!
Heads are gonna roll in this country!.

Its that time of the year again...

2011-08-01T11:20:00.000-07:00

It felt like only a few months have passed. But once again, Watermelon season has graced our retarded country!. And you know what that means, folks...

MOAR WATERMELON PICS.

Watermelons have been rapidly evolving; some have even learned how to speak. This watermelon is giving an epic speech.

They've also developed planet-destroying superweapons and are poised to take over the world for some reason.

THE SKY IS BLUE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good ol' Hitler's still at it, eating watermelons in heaven, ignoring the wine, wenches and sex orgies LIKE A BOSS.

Well, for everyone; its been a fascinatingly trollish year - just one more to go before the END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. Until then, keep PARTYING HARD.

Still alive.

2011-07-31T06:31:00.000-07:00

I quit my job last night. Also, with the end of summer - I believe I can start working on some of my more sidelined projects now.

With that out of the way, here's the news.

Space Parade's Iyash delivers some hard lines about the imp-dicked Mal'e City Council.

Smart people are hoarding snacks for Ramadan. We interviewed one of them, who gave us shopping tips.

Don't act like you're doing something bad.
Carry your food openly.
Don't eat in public, you seductive temptress!
Dispose of wrappers carefully. We suggest taking an abandoned shoebox from a shoe shop and jamming all the wrappers in there, then throwing the box into the bin.

Yameen riles up the opposition with another fun article! (Now with 100% MOAR TSK TSK)

In other news, some fundie propaganda site makes up some hilarious bullshit about India's space program and Mecca...

Lastly, some trollbros visit Second Life version of Mecca... lulz ensues.

And yes, it's the eve of Watermelon Season.

"Please vote for us, and give us money!"

2011-05-20T10:30:00.000-07:00

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That was the theme of the adhaalath partey's meeting tonight. For a bunch of criminals who make more cash in a month than an honest businessman can save up in a year, (what with their business connections, an enormous government budget and their shares in tropical island resorts) they sure are desperate for the magic paper, eh?.

Here's some priceless quotes, LIVE (not really) from their meeting.

‎"Vote for us! We only want a just, islamic nation!." (Coming from a bunch of money-eating businesmen whose mercenaries threatened to ruin life for all Maldivians, this is hilariously funny.)

‎"Pay zakat money to us!. Trust us!"‎ (No one knows where the 'religious channel' is at. How many years has it been?)

"We know how to protest, too!" (Note that the supreme saudi overlords decreed that protests are against shari'a law.)

"We forcibly created the Ministry of Islamic Affairs! Now, no friday sermon goes by without our approval!" (Note the fact that Maumoon did the same thing back in his day.)

"We're not irrelevant! We have a new political heavyweight in our ranks! He studied in England!. We're not a 'bunch of sheikhs' our adhaavaahtherin(opponents) try to claim! We are a political entity!.

"After we took over, zakat money was doubled to 34 million rufiyaa!" (Where's the money, filthy donkey fuckers?. WHERE'S OUR MONEY, YOU CAMEL MECHANIC FOREIGNERS?)

"Vote for us, and we will reduce the horrible overspending in the majlis!" (Psh, they didn't raise a finger against the majlis privileges bill.)

"Our party is full of patient, just people! Vote for us, or else Maldives will fall apart in 2013?!! THE END IS NEAR!!"

"Israel is backing the MDP! WITH SECRET DEALS AND SHIT THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" (We all know what happened with Bush and that fatass Saudi Prince.)

‎"VOTE FOR US! EVERYONE WHO LOVES MALDIVES AND ISLAM WILL VOTE FOR US!" (Classic adhaalath partey modus operandi, hogging islam like a brand name or something.)

"Anyone is free to join and run for power in the adhaalath party! WE NEED YOU!" (Appealing to the lazy bums who want 5 digit salaries for nothing but acting like a screamo band? LOL!)

‎"A nation under the Adhaalath party will have women's rights! I guarantee it!."
(Cue their 'women's branch head entry')

‎(Some woman in a burugaa starts rambling in arabic.)

"The only party that can dispel the terrors, rapes, murders and crimes plaguing Maldives is the adhaalath party!" (spoken in faux passionate voice)

"All women in Maldives live in terror! Even a foreigner withdrawing money from the bank is threatened and mugged!"

‎"Mothers are forced to watch as others abuse their children!. We women sometimes submit to domestic abuse out of fear of azaabu from god!. Women are forced to abort their children!. It is time for us women to join hands with the adhaalath party and work with them!."

‎"EVERYONE! VOTE FOR THE ADHAALATH PARTY! IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE HUMAN RIGHTS TO WOMEN!"

I shudder to think what sort of bullying convinced that woman to speak for them. Of course, simpletons who have spent their lives abroad have no idea of the situation in Maldives, nor the level of political prostitution the adhaalath parteys engage in, then brag about.

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Sudden end of broadcast. Did they run out of money because they shelled it out for camels in drag?. This is a train of thought I will not pursue. This has been a LIVE report from deep behind enemy lines on the Adhaalath parteys meeting (aka Vote and fund begging boogaloo). Back to you, troll in the studio 1.

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2011-05-01T13:31:00.000-07:00

The current exchange rate for the US$ has been kicked up locally to 14.20somethingRf to the dollar. And instead of doing something to help alleviate the problem, those stupid fuck DRP-Z's are causing even more property damage, chasing away tourists and otherwise being a pain-in-the-ass pack of maneating zombies.

Did they learn to go super saiyan or some shit?. I cnat wait to see the leaked photos of them in 'constipation energy aura' mode. And if those pack of stupids learned how to increase their power levels by over 9000, does it mean we're all fucked?.

We're definitely fucked if the ex-dictator and his gang can't take some persecution that they were too happy to dish out a decade ago without whining about democracy and tolerance. Hey you, yeah you!. Fuck you!. I think the entire DRP should be erased from existence - that alone should solve about half the problems with this country; urban congestion, stupidity, hard drugs and idiocy in the parliament. Heck, we should just get rid of the entire bureaucracy and the extended, branched chain of command to resolve the other half of the issues plaguing this country, namely, arrogance, corruption and the islamofanatic menace.

But enough about that. Why are the so-called Maldivians just content to sit on their asses and whine instead of doing stuff by themselves that would bring in the precious green money?. Can't they do anything by themselves?. What have we, the so-called 'hard working, polite, hospitable' Maldivians become?.

Well, if you'll excuse me... I have to go oversee my business networks... The streets are full to choking on US$ and these Maldivians don't have any idea how to pick 'em up..... what? Some punks want islamic shari'a in Maldives? Bah, fine. I'll write something about it.... later.

Hint: Don't bother buying US$ from Maldives. Get that shit yourself from abroad, you dumbasses!

AW SHIT

Happy Aprils Fools Day!

2011-04-01T02:55:00.000-07:00

For this year, there shall be no epic nonsensical and insane hilariousness. Because, I'm tired.

You have any idea how tiring the prepping for a real war is?. First, there's organization. Then there's guns. Then there's fallback positions to prepare. Then, there's money. Yeah, money. I even took a real-world job to provide cover for the money. It'd look suspicious if a stringy guy who smelled like his own basement was carting around a suitcase full of crispy 100-dollaer bills, amirite?.

So, enjoy this year's April's fools, knowing the fact that I'm alive and I'm ticking away. What? 2012 is at hand?. PSH.

Oh, and here's your welcome-back present.

"And whenever they catch you, they will kill you...

2010-12-06T12:10:00.000-08:00

...But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner. Prince with a swift warning. Be cunning, and full of tricks, and your people will never be destroyed."

It was a small gathering of people who had sought to end the regime of terror they had suffered for so long. But in the end, they were no match for the sheer blood-thirst of the enemy. It happened so suddenly. Two suicide bombers, explosives embedded with ammunition and disguised as policemen, massacred the small gathering of people there, delivering the unspoken, yet chillingly clear message.

"If you stand against us, we will kill you."

Coming from a group that knows no shame in demolishing a mosque during Friday prayers to silence someone who dared to criticize their crimes, or executing 7 year olds to silence dissent against their cruelty, the message is very clear.

They don't want anyone to question what they are spreading. They want everyone to obey their view of the world without question. Anyone who refuses to do so faces life as a fugitive, always on the run. They will not hesitate to butcher hundreds to silence you. They will not show mercy. What is a little bit of lying through the teeth when they're capable of shedding blood to hide their crimes?.

And that's why I must live on, and fight. And so, I take to heart those wise words and keep on tickin'. Fight them with the strongest weapons known to man - truth, justice and dignity. Sure, they may call me a coward, out of sheer frustration at having failed to catch me, and the only way I can reply is to laugh at their faces!.

They murder hundreds of innocents to silence dissent. Who is the coward now?.

They are. Because they fear anyone who speaks the truth about them.

EMERGENCY REACTIVATION CODE CONFIRMED.
SYSTEMS FULLY ONLINE.
THE WAR CONTINUES.

Criminals will defend criminals.

2010-10-04T22:51:00.000-07:00

Today, the homosexual awareness founda-AAAAAAGHHHHH I mean Islamic Foundation has revealed its true colors as a front for the evil Taliban crime organization. And for some reason, no fancy detective work, Swordfishesque hacking or Sam Fischer action was involved in discovering this truth. Those criminals are so confident that they can rule us by means of fear and terror that they admit to their crimes as if it was nothing.

Too bad for them, that their programs to brainwash and silence students are being met with the same reaction a healthy body gives when faced with a bacterial invasion.

Remember her?. She showed up on Time's frontpage, mauled for life by these so-called good muslims, the Taliban. What was her crime?. Smuggling 50 Kg of heroin?. Nope. Or throwing acid at young schoolgirls? Nope. Murdering children after accusing them from spying?. All those things were done by the same people who call themselves "mujahid of Afghanistan" - I speak, of the Taliban.

And what was her "crime"?. She merely ran away from abusive in-laws. And she was punished for it.

Sounds familiar?

Remember that girl who was raped by the 4 burglars?. But the islamic fundie laws allowed them to go free?.

Same thing.

Injustice.

She was mauled for life for something like trying to escape from abusive in-laws and left to die, choking on her own blood. Get that into your head. This is how those so-called muslims are behaving. And they have the nerve, the shameless audacity, the absolute, depraved insanity to call themselves as a "just and fair" way of life and "a bringer of justice."

I call bullshit.

And do you know what the terrorist sympathizer from the homosexual awarenes-AAGH, I said it again...*ahem* Islamic Foundation had to say when they realized that Time magazine had made it possible for the average Maldivian to read - in full technicolor glory, about the crimes of our so-called "cultural overlords"?.

"My conclusion is that the purpose of publishing the article was to criticise Islamic Sharia and to blame Taliban because they are gaining victory over the US forces in many of the districts in Afghanistan… The whole article was in favour of Islamaphobia, and creating abhorrence against Islamic customs, principles and jurisprudence." - Ibrahim Mohamed"

So, according to this Ibrahim Mohamed, injustice of this nature is islamic customs. Wanton cruelty and unfair punishment is islamic principles. Butchering and mauling a woman to intimidate others is islamic jurisprudence.

If this is true, we have little reason to even tolerate the existence of Islam. If this is the level of injustice they have in store for our children, then nothing short of a massive retaliation is fitting for them. No matter where they go, these so-called muslims spread their faggotry, injustice and cruelty without fail. Ask any so-called muslim this question. "Where in the world today is there a country or territory under islamic shari'a free from tyranny, injustice and cruelty?" And watch them practically EXPLODE at you.

There is no such thing as an "islamic" country or territory free from such injustice. And these so-called muslims will try to kill you to silence that fact.

Why is a so-called "good muslim" like Ibrahim Mohamed defending the Taliban?. The Taliban responsible for one of the worst organized genocides against innocent men, women and children in known history?. Because criminals will try to defend their own - ergo, this Homosexual AwaAAAAGHDAMMIT...uhhh.... Islamic Foundation is nothing more than a front for the Taliban terrorists who want to use Maldives as a drug-stop to further send countries like Sudan and Somalia into further despair.

What makes them think they're so great?.

Combining forces with the one thing that could possibly be worse than these so-called muslims, these filthy political prostitutes have made a pact with some bible-humping redneck called George Gilder, (who everyone knows is a gigantic christfag) in order to prove that co-ed and heterosexuality is BAD.

This so-called "islamic party" had the nerve to refer to the christfag pig as an "ilmuveriya"(knowledgeable person). This so-called Ministry of Islamic affairs and their militant wing Jamiyyathul Salaf is also behind the promotion of the "No arguments with Ilmuverin allowed". bullshit. If these so-called muslims want to let these barbaric fundamentalists have their way with us by stripping our rights to self-defense, self determination with their so-called "islamic laws" - then they'll have to understand that more and more Maldivians are waking up to their bullshit.

Tolerance? Peace? With them? Hah!. Never!.

They think their so-called gods can help bring us down - but mark my words; Maldives is going to be the Soviet Union's Afghanistan, or America's Vietnam for those arrogant so-called muslims. It is time to set aside our differences, set aside our old beliefs and fight for our right to exist.

A warning to the so-called muslims; you and your thugs can intimidate us, or try to hunt us down - but we possess superior firepower now. Your aggression will be met with aggression tenfold. Thee world is now reacting to the infestation of you so-called muslims in an immunodefensive reaction. Call us a minority - but now, the world is at our side.

I leave you with a video. Enjoy.

10 years for 1 gram?.

2010-09-27T12:12:00.000-07:00

So, this reggae musician who was caught with about a gram or so of cannabis and got sentenced to 10 years in prison.

‎10 years, huh.
Let’s take a tally of crime and punishment, shall we.

200 Rf fine for physically abusing a child.
500 Rf fine for eating during Ramadan.
666 Rf fine for Porn possession.
Stabbed someone?. Go free.
Murdered someone?. Get acquitted.
Break into a house and rape a minor? Go free.
Imported tons of hard drugs? Go free.
Steal millions of state funds?. Never get prosecuted.
Get caught with about than a gram of cannabis, but can’t pay the judges off?. 10 years in prison.

Guess the country all this happened?. Is it Soviet Russia? Is it the Jewnited States of Americunta? Is it Christfag capital Vatican?. Nope - the answer is a tiny country trying to be as puritanical as the evil OPEC Final Boss Saudi Arabia... Give it up for the so-called 100% muslim MALDIVES!.

And when free-thinking people start pointing out the obvious flaws with that bullshit sentence, they get accused of being drug addicts by the so-called good muslim citizens. Much like the fact that if you care for the well-being of a mentally subpar person, you're automatically labeled as a "mentally unstable" person.

It gets even more hilarious from this point. According to them, drug addicts are more likely to commit crimes such as rape, robbery, etc. and that's why Mr. Haisham got such a huge sentence on him - apparently, god sent an SMS to the judiciary speaking of the future like this. That's how sure they are of their bullshit. They even tried to equate him with a rapist or a robber, too.

I quote Mr. Jilwaz.

"I’m asking the question if a drug addict storms into your home robs your valuables,rapes your mother will you still be demonstrating for his freedom on the streets just because he is famous???"

To his question, I replied.

"Mr. Jilwaz; you pose a very good question indeed – or at least it would be if Mr Haisham had actually raped someone, or broke into houses and robbed someone.
Unfortunately for you, Haisham was only convicted of possessing and using cannabis, which is considered less harmful than the cigarette – and thus your whole point is moot.
Nice try trying to label Haisham as a robber and rapist, and his supporters as drug addicts, though."

The whole story just keeps on getting better and better. I also ACCIDENTALLY dropped this story on the international uplink and pretty soon, we were getting boycotts left right and centre. It was an accident, really. I didn't profit from it at all.

And while we're at it... is cannabis even addictive?. And why is it being so biasedly ruled against when cigarettes are far more dangerous?. Shoud'nt they ban cigarettes first? (We know how badly that went.) Heck, it's even supposed to be lower on the dependancy scale than GODDAMN CAFFEINE. That's right. COFFEE is more potent than that stuff on the addiction scale. Shoudl they ban coffee too?. (Hot damn, where will those kids be without this stuff. No more koffeeakah jassaalan.)

I've left the best for last. While those so-called muslim hypocrites go on and on about drugs and their bullshit about "no one above the law", little do they know that even their prophet approved of the green happystuff. If they sentence Haisham for 10 years in prison, they also have to sentence prophet mohammed for 10 years in prison as well. Why?.

Abu Dawood. Book 41, Number 5022:
Narrated Tikhfat al-Ghifari:
Ya'ish ibn Tikhfat al-Ghifari said: My father was one of the people in the Suffah.
The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) said: Come with us to the house of Aisha. So we went and he said: Give us food, Aisha. She brought hashishah and we ate."

Not only he took weed, he also had it with his underage wife.

What is hasish?. A product of cannabis.

So, will they arrest their prophet?. Or is HE above the law?. :P
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BONG Z

A very profitable month...

2010-09-09T03:21:00.000-07:00

I learned some things this ramadan.

1) Food is the new cocaine/gayporn/heroin. It's so illegal in the daytime, that you get fined more than double the amount you would get fined for brutally beating children. And that says something about the severity of the crime of eating during fast time, no matter where you are. (EVEN TOILET IS NOT SAFE FROM THE ALL SEEING EYES OF THE PERSECUT-PerverC-Perverts.) In that logic, every one who ate during the daytime of Maldives should also get fined 500Rf, no matter where they are in the world.

That's why I sold them!.

That wouldn't work out because we know how much of srs experts the western world are when it comes to trolling. Knowing them, they'd just switch back to leaded fuel, host some bbqs and before long, we'll be stuck underwater with wads of useless paper.

Speaking of trolling...

2) Did you know that a small church gathering of about 50 people have somehow managed to troll over 500 million so-called muslims by declaring that September 11 will be "Burn a Quran Day"?. The ratio is simply mind-numbing. Imagine 50 people winning against an armada of 500 million. That's 500000000, folks. Not a minor amount. That's one silly christfag trolling 10,000,000 angry muslims.

I suppose them so-called muslims had it coming because they were gloating about the terrorist attacks and celebrating the wholesale murder of muslims, christians and otherwise on that fateful day back in 2001 - but seriously. One guy trolling 10,000,000 muslims is just too much. I'll have to bill Terry for breakage of my ICWHUTUDIDTHAR scanner device.

Let's take a view of the results so far.

The Al-Falluja jihadist web forum threatened a bloody war against America in response to the burning of the Qur'an. 50 people make up America? Oh shi-.
The head of Iran's Islamic Culture and Relations Organization labeled the Qur'an burning proposal a "Zionist" insult. Fundie christians haet jews, I hear. Lol.
Hillary Clinton. So much for defending America from terrorists, ya wimp!.
The Vatican's Pontifical Council for Interreligious Dialogue also on September 8 issued a statement saying that the book burning would be "an outrageous and grave gesture," with a headline in L'Osservatore Romano, the Vatican newspaper, reading "No one burns the Koran." Even the POPE. LOL.

"No one burns a Koran!"
"You bring the corpses and heads of murdered children to my city's steps! You insult my Empire. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, terrorist. Perhaps you should have done the same."
"This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
"Madness? THIS IS INTERNETS!"
Germany's chancellor Angela Merkel also denounced the Qur'an-burning at an awards ceremony honoring controversial Danish cartoonist Kurt Westergaard to defend freedom of speech. While speaking in defense of Westergaard who in 2005 angered Muslims worldwide with his satirical Muhammad cartoon she said of the planned Florida event that "it is plainly disrespectful – even abhorrent. It's simply wrong." - that earned a WUT from me. Doing it wrong?.
I've left the best for last.
Recently, Final Boss of US forces in Afghanistan, General David Petraeus, spoke out against Burn a Koran Day, saying that this kind of bullshit could only serve to troll the Taliban causing severe butthurt that would further endanger the already tenuous welfare of his cannon fodder on the ground.

“It could endanger troops and it could endanger the overall effort in Afghanistan. Were the actual burning to take place, the safety of our soldiers and civilians would be put in jeopardy and accomplishment of the mission would be made more difficult."
—Petraeus

General David, however, has failed to notice that the Taliban generally get butthurt about anything and everything anyway.

And don't even get me started on the internets. The facebook groups in question are so utterly hilarious that you SHOULD archive them for future cheap laughs.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/International-Burn-A-Koran-Day/134718123226530#!/Maldives.Against.Burning.of.Quran

http://www.facebook.com/pages/International-Burn-A-Koran-Day/134718123226530

I don't even have to comment on these things. It's that funny.

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Well, I have to go now. Legit job hogs all my free time. Before I go, though, here's a present for all my readers.

PS: Halp, I hate ties!. Stupid legit job.

Happy Ramadan for all my dear readers!.

2010-08-14T13:48:00.000-07:00

First off, I'd like to apologize for being a few days late. I've recently been promoted to the managerial division at work (Moar money! yay!. Wear a tie! Nooo!) and time suddenly became a very scarce commodity. Add to that the fact I've been teaching myself animation didn't leave me much time to actually USE the internet as I once did.

Now, let the watermelon rampage begin!.

FACT: Watermelons are actually dimensional holes that lead to a realm of awesomeness.

FACT: This not, the greatest bus stop in the world, no! It's just a tribute... to
the greatest fruit in the world!

Watermelons; the future of four-wheel travel.
Starve those terrorists with hydrogen-fueled cars!

He's still at in, in that big watermelon plantation in the sky.

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I must go now, but before I do, I leave you with yet another of my "inspirational blurbs".

"There is no negotiating with terrorists. They will use every dirty trick in the book to get what they want... and then some."

...http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-10949629

"They gloat over their crimes."

2010-07-24T23:28:00.000-07:00

That was the first line of thought that crossed my mind when I parsed archived data of people discussing what is popularly known in this shithole of a country as "Atheist Ismail Mohamed Didi Suicide 2010."

From downright apathy, to rare shows of compassion to actual "Ha ha!" - the responses were varied. Downright apathy is expected from a bunch of kids raised on an outdated system of life, and rare shows of compassion made me think twice about what I said about Maldivians and the continuous pattern of gloating I see wherever this topic is discussed leads me to think that there is something more than just a suicide.

The official, aseptic media release says -simply, and with no frills whatsoever; suicide.

That simply doesn't make sense. Suicide just does not happen randomly like in those weirdo snuff films involving samurai, school girls and living bullet trains. There is always a reason behind it, regardless of what those islamists, weakling apologists and sheeple say. They always say " was stupid/could not find the right path/those who speak against Islam loose all hope and reason in life".

There are several contradictions in their statements. Let's take it apart piece by piece.

1) Statement 1: was stupid.
Let's take that apart, shall we. A stupid person is defined as "Someone of low intelligence" - and will someone explain to me just how a "person of low intelligence" is able to work as an air traffic controller for more than seven years?. That's right - no way.

2) Statement 2: lost "iimaan"(faith) and could not find the 'right path'.
If that is true, then why are the rest of the non-muslims in the world keeping on ticking?. And why was suicide the "easy way out" for several women suffering under the Taliban's regime?. Suicides happen for a reason, and "being a non-muslim" is not a valid reason.

3) Statement 3: Those who speak against Islam loose all hope and reason in life.
Sounds like a threat, if you ask me - what with extremely loose ideas on what exactly Islam is. There's this guy who exposed the crimes of the adhaalath parteys and he too was labeled as "speaking against Islam." - for anyone who gets confused by that sort of thing; here's what they consider as "speaking against Islam"; In their eyes, anyone who says a word of criticism against the crimes of the so-called "cultural masters", they are immediately in violation of "islamic law".

As I have said while taking apart statement 2, people don't lose hope for silly reasons like religion (if they did, how did the suicidee survive for all these years?. There is always a reason for suicide, and all their silly conjecture has not succeeded in explaining anything.

Now, we shall move on to the question of "why" the 'suicide' happened.

Lets take a look at this letter.

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: ismail mohamed
Date: 25 June 2010 09:30
Subject: a plea for help

Dear sir,

I’m a 25 year-old Maldivian living in Male’. I have been working as an Air Traffic Controller at Male’ International Airport for almost 7 years now.

I started becoming disenchanted with Islam around 5 years ago and am now an atheist. During my transformation, and even now, I am quite the idealist, and when i was confronted about two years back by a couple of my colleagues about my aversion from the daily practices of Islam, i somewhat foolishly admitted my stance on religion.

I had asked them to keep it a secret from the rest of our workforce at ATC, although i now realize i should have known better. It did not take long for everybody at work to find out and since then, i have faced constant harassment in my work environment.

An atheist is not a common feature at all among Maldivians and the word has spread like wildfire since then. It has now come to the point where everyone I know, including my family, have become aware of my lack of belief.

In a society that has always been proud of their religious homogeneity, you can imagine what i am being put through. I have been subjected to numerous consultations with religious scholars and even my closest friends are not allowed to see me.

My company has already begun investigating a complaint regarding me, collecting testimony from fellow workers about my apostasy.

Just 3 days ago, i received two anonymous phone calls threatening violence if i do not start openly practicing Islam.

I am at my wit’s end now. I have been trying for sometime to secure employment abroad, but have not yet succeeded.

The only other alternative i can think of is to flee the country to seek asylum elsewhere. I have already written an e-mail to your organization, and am anxiously waiting for a reply. I found your e-mail address on facebook. I am in dire need of assistance and know of no one inside the country who can guide me.

I would have already left the country if i was sure i could meet the required burden of proof in an asylum claim. I would like to know if you would be able to help me in anyway should i travel to the U.K to seek asylum and what my chances are of making a successful claim.

Thank you for your consideration
Ismail Mohamed Didi

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Let us take this letter apart as well.

"I’m a 25 year-old Maldivian living in Male’. I have been working as an Air Traffic Controller at Male’ International Airport for almost 7 years now."

Seven years, working in a position that pays that well, with such excellent hours is little cause for depression, disproving the enemy's Statement 1 and 2. A stupid person could not have held a high-powered job like that for seven years - which leads us to...

"I started becoming disenchanted with Islam around 5 years ago and am now an atheist. During my transformation, and even now, I am quite the idealist, and when i was confronted about two years back by a couple of my colleagues about my aversion from the daily practices of Islam, i somewhat foolishly admitted my stance on religion."

He lived for five years without problems, which disproves Statement #3. Only when he dared to speak the truth to enemy agents, did his life become a miserable veldt of despair. So, are these human elements the new "allah" or "allah's enforcers"? No wonder he go disenchanted with Islam.

"I had asked them to keep it a secret from the rest of our workforce at ATC, although i now realize i should have known better. It did not take long for everybody at work to find out and since then, i have faced constant harassment in my work environment."

Some Maldivians have this urge to dig up dirt on others just to look MORE good/pious/etc. I know I have met with people like that - it led to hilarious results.

"An atheist is not a common feature at all among Maldivians and the word has spread like wildfire since then. It has now come to the point where everyone I know, including my family, have become aware of my lack of belief."

What better way to hide their own hypocrisy than act all pious and act the pointer dog for the rest of their hypocrite friends?. This brings us to...

"My company has already begun investigating a complaint regarding me, collecting testimony from fellow workers about my apostasy.

Just 3 days ago, i received two anonymous phone calls threatening violence if i do not start openly practicing Islam."

This is where it gets interesting. Someone found it necessary to sabotage his career because he does not agree with hypocrisy. Of course, that would cause stress and problems in life. And now comes the death threats. Similar tactics were confirmed in use against Hilath, the patriot who busted the enemy's clandestine operations and Yameen, the noble hero who pwned the haabees with their own book (and then some). They even tried to track me down, but I'm an expert on "no name, no art"- and all they could do against me was to call me a psychopath and tell me I had no right to walk among Maldivians. =]

And then some.

"I am at my wit’s end now. I have been trying for sometime to secure employment abroad, but have not yet succeeded.

The only other alternative i can think of is to flee the country to seek asylum elsewhere. I have already written an e-mail to your organization, and am anxiously waiting for a reply. I found your e-mail address on facebook. I am in dire need of assistance and know of no one inside the country who can guide me."

Why shouldn't he be?. A civilian faced with the sudden loss of his close friends and girlfriend would naturally panic. Compounded with death threats (we know how well the so-called adherents of the so-called religion of peace reacted when a brave lulzenabler terminally drove Zakir Kike into a frenzy of oinkers and beans), he the hard way that there is no place for non-hypocrite Maldivians in this so-called society.

"I would have already left the country if i was sure i could meet the required burden of proof in an asylum claim. I would like to know if you would be able to help me in anyway should i travel to the U.K to seek asylum and what my chances are of making a successful claim."

Well, I gotta admit, going to the UK isn't exactly the wisest choice. Intercepted chatter from UK indicates a somewhat nominal presence of islamic extremists there as well. (They don't have guns - good thing or bad thing? You decide!). The pressure must have been intolerable at that point, what with parents, ex-friends and insane salafis knocking at his door demanding he obey hypocrisy.

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We have established that the reason for suicide was due to pressure and bullying from this so-called society we are forced to accept or suffer the consequences. In the civilized world, that counts as murder.

Which brings us down to the last question. Who carried out the murder?.

A society that thrives on ignorance, and criminals who cannot afford to have freethinkers breaking the silence to question their crimes.

The following is a small gallery taken from several sites showing everything from disgust to gloating.

The [DATA EXPUNGED] site that started the trend.

The good ol' internet gangster wannabes that serve as the enemy's rank and file soldiers have this funny habit of saying something, be it unfounded or not - and then taking it as fact.

The classic Maldivian way to slander somebody... MOAR RANDOM ACCUSATIONS. (Also known as the second most popular weapon in haabee arsenals.)

Classic apathy. (and a smattering of compassion)

My statement is true. Here is proof.

Selective intolerance and double standards - questioning hypocrisy is "insulting islam" in Maldives.

How they slander the dead, in the name of their god!

They slander and insult anyone who stands against hypocrisy on the internet. In real life, they will not hesitate to shed blood to protect their own hypocrisy.

They consider that any educated person who stands against their lies as someone who deserves to die.

Tough talk from the representatives of the so-called "religion of peace".

More tough talk!. This is their attitude on the internet. Imagine how arrogant they will act in real life.

They tried to whitewash their own crimes by accusing the deceased of more crimes.

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Criminals are brought down by their mouths, says old wisdom. And looking at those gloating extremists over there, I'm sure whoever thought that line up must be rofling at those overconfident morons up there.

Suicide always has a reason, and that is something the perpetrators are desperate to whitewash and remove from the minds of the public. The word, and even the concept of"suicide" becomes meaningless when somebody else forces the victim to kill himself.

It becomes nothing short of murder.

Rest in peace, Ismail Mohamed Didi.
Your death will be avenged at Age's End.

Ahmed Aliased Productions.

2010-07-10T12:52:00.000-07:00

Okay, boys and girls, anon and non!. This post is to officially promote my productions. Feel free to download 'em - and if you like 'em... SPREAD 'EM!. Comments and such are also welcome here.

Here's the software you'll need to view the animation.
http://kb2.adobe.com/cps/142/tn_14266.html

If that doesn't help you, you can use the standalone flash player for windows here.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/6xgn93

Hope that solves all your viewing trouble!. And now, for the productions list.

Production#1:
Name: DJ Baree - featuring Bilal and the Parteys.

Get it from: http://www.sendspace.com/file/ssd88m

Data: To access the special feature, open the requests panel, wait for the buttons to appear, and click the top-left area of the animation.

Sponsored by Ban the Adhaalath. Full of lulz and win, every day.

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If all else fails... the Lulz Lite will have to do.

And while you're at it, here's some fanart of the music crew. Credit goes to Kal Wired for this.

No longer alone.

2010-06-21T21:05:00.000-07:00

A few days ago, I lost my home. My heaven. And I packed my bags and struck out.

Today, the network of friends I had built over the years helped me recover what I had lost. A good, well-packed briefcase of cold hard cash waited for me at the drop zone.

With that case in tow, I found my way back to my heaven.

It was the most awesome birthday present ever. I know they said not to worry about the money, but I'm going to be busy in my heaven, forging 7 far-east style swords of the highest caliber for my friends who helped me in my darkest hour.

Happy birthday to me, yet another year I have endured.
Against all adversity, I have fought.
And now, I am among friends again.

Goodbye for now, internets.

Farewell to heaven.

2010-06-21T00:11:00.000-07:00

Domine Iesu Longcat, Rex gloriæ,
libera animas omnium fidelium defunctorum
de pœnis inferni et de profundo lacu.
Libera eas de ore leonis,
ne absorbeat eas faggotry,
ne cadant in obscurum;
sed signifer sanctus Cell
repræsentet eas in lucem sanctam,
quam olim Abrahæ promisisti et semini eius.

(Lord Longcat, King of glory,
free the souls of all the faithful departed
from infernal punishment and the deep pit.
Free them from the mouth of the lion;
do not let faggotry swallow them,
nor let them fall into darkness;
but may the standard-bearer Nigra Cell,
lead them into the holy light
which you once promised to m00t and his seed.)

Lux æterna luceat eis, Domine,
cum sanctis tuis in æternum,
quia pius es.
Requiem æternam dona eis, Domine;
et lux perpetua luceat eis ;
cum Sanctis tuis in æternum,
quia pius es.

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2010.

Rest in peace, Heaven. See you again!.

Vegeta!. What does the scouter say about their angst level?!

2010-06-05T04:00:00.001-07:00

While I was away from town, helping the patriots fight the good fight from beyond the borders of Maldives, it seems that they've trolled it up like I asked them to; gaining a few stalkers (few?. stop bullshitting me, pal.) and stirring up more than enough drama that would leave mainstream Maldivian film makers green(and other envious colors) with envy.

The results are fascinating; what formed as a weak, isolated outcry had become a united front against the injustice, intimidation, and outright faggotry of the adhaalath parteys. And what a response they got!. From accusations of "spreading Christianity" (funny, because the adhaalath parteys seem to have borrowed extensively from the tactics book of the catholic church in the dark ages... and doubly so because they seem to think the moment someone criticizes them, you're either an instant "homosexual" or a "christian"), to outright death threats and failed ambushes.

Ah, Musaa Mohammed, if you could only see this now!. Where the hell are you, man?!. I want to laugh at you some more!.

Now, as I stepped back to the hallowed (and somewhat yellowed streets) of Mal'e from that antique ferry, I got word of this new case which seriously turned the tables of their tactics from "What?. Ban the adhaalath? You must be Christians!" to "What? Ban the adhaalath? OMG LIEK NO WAAAAYY! Illssstttaaalllkkkj00000untilyoustopcriticizingourgreataraboverlords".

From Twitter to Facebook and beyond, they've started to copy my collection methods of epic win, but only managing to gather more fail in their name. True to their screaming radio mullah's directives, they have this funny idea in their heads that "secularism" = "blasphemy", enforced by nonsensical radio propaganda such as "Anehfikuru" on Radio Atoll (This shit's the best. You gotta listen!. Guaranteed at least 100 hours of solid laughs and nitpicking.).

It is clear that due to their intellectual outsourcing and resulting lobotomization, their fuel scoops cannot differentiate between epic win and epic fail, and in this country where idiocy rules supreme, epic fail happens more than epic win... and, mm, well... that's all they manage to come up with. Sad, yet funny at the same time.

Well, I'm back. And no, this blog ain't dead yet; I'm not, either. 2010 has proven to be an exciting year so far, what with the international community learning HOW PEACEFUL AND TOLERANT the tr00 muslims are, and a lot more. I wonder how exciting things will get in the days to come. Ahh, I feel young again!.

The war enters Phase 3.

2010-05-06T21:33:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Anonymous, Yameen and the Network for bringing this to my attention. It seems that these so-called muslims are above the law when it comes to legal reform; bypassing the parliament and legal ratification; The Ministry of Islamic Affairs has unveiled sweeping new regulations "governing" religion in the Maldives, to be published in the government’s gazette and made law.

Source: LOL

For those who didn't get this joke the first time, I'll put it in clean terms so you understand the situation; that's right, an unelected party and a bunch of religious NGOs with shady connections have entitled themselves the right to decide what the public should do and don't. tl;dr version; they've taken their whole "My opinion > Fact" syndrome and taken it to a whole new level. Now it is "I don't agree with you!. YOU ARE NOW A CRIMINAL! GO TO JAIL!".

LOL.

Let me start by taking their prohibitions apart.

1) Once the regulations are published in the government gazette, it will be illegal to promote personal views on matters where there is a difference of opinion among scholars.

Ex) Let's say Mr Bilal Phillips Screwdriver says that its AWRIIIGHT to wed off your 9 year old daughter for the jewgolds. (actually, he did.) If someone who doesn't like that pedo enabler's views - citing rampant child abuse in this country... oh noes!. That person is now a criminal in the eye of the so-called law! OMG

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2) Sermons should not contain language that “encourages violence” or could lead to “conflict, quarreling and antagonism among the people”.

Ex) Tell this to the slavering hordes of mentally retarded islamofags on facebook. :)

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3) Moreover, it will be illegal to either telecast or broadcast sermons that “encroaches on the rights of a person based on gender” in opposition to Islamic principles.

Ex) And THEIR islamic values say wife-beating is FINE as long as you don't leave any external scars. I chuckle and wonder what they will "legalize" for broadcast if they talk crap like that on late-night TV.

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4) It will also be illegal to preach other religions, and disseminate information on “culture and traditions” of another religion in a way that could “engender admiration for it” or build places of worship for religions other than Islam.

Ex) So much for comparative religion studies they were planning to appease the international community with!. Didn't need that crap anyway. They'll just make fun/make false accusations of other religions while glorifying their own.

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5) Clause 30(d) states it will be illegal to preach a religion other than Islam “through any medium” or disseminate information on another religion in a way that could “draw people’s interest and attention”. Publication and distribution of religious literature translated into Dhivehi will be illegal.

Ex) Uh oh!. They're in trouble now!. Their propaganda and haabee leaflets are now illegal!. LOL.

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6) The ministry will also be empowered to order the deportation foreigners “suspected with sufficient evidence” of preaching or proselytizing other religions.

Ex) Evidence?. In this country?. Psh, you can provide Evidence in this country can be gained by bribing four men. Basically, to deport someone, all the haabee has to do is point fingers and bribe four people. HAH HAH HAH!. Islamic "justice"

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7) However clause 22 of the regulation states that providing information about other religions for academic purposes, official research or lectures for the purpose of comparison with Islam will now not be illegal. Moreover, the protection and preservation of ancient relics would be exempt from the regulations.

Ex) They'll be dynamited pretty soon by the Taliwanabees. Don't trust them. They talk peace out of one mouth, swing around and discuss further ways to oppress the people out of another mouth.

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8) It will remain illegal for licensed broadcasters to air programmes, advertisements or music that either “insult or denigrate Islam”, in line with article 27 of the constitution, which allows for free expression except where that expression contradicts the tenets of Islam. Clause 35(b) of the new regulations explicitly states that internet websites and blogs shall not be exempt from this.

Ex) Say goodbye to mollywood, chocolate adverts and all the late night music shows. :P Also, the scouter is detecting massive amounts of BAWWWW due to the fact that jibue's blog was hacked by patriots. Combined with their "my opinion > fact" problem, this promises to be really hilarious for this blogger.

Last but not least, the regulations will also make independent or breakaway prayer congregations illegal and subject to police action. Lol, I remember some drama over this thing back in the war years. What is it about independent congregations or refusing to listen to state-sponsored sermons that riles them up so badly?.

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The war begins anew. History will repeat itself - and in bloodshed and conflict, we shall find true liberty. For the destruction of the oppressor comes not from the ballot box, but from the barrel of the automatic weapon.

Red numbers on your mobile phone?

2010-05-04T08:06:00.000-07:00

HURRRR ITS A COMMUNIST PLOT LOLOLOL.

'Death Calls' Emit Killer Cell Phone Frequencies

By David Emery, About.com Guide

Forwarded emails warn mobile phone users not to accept calls from certain numbers which allegedly transmit high-frequency signals causing brain hemorrhage and death.

Description: Email rumor / Hoax
Circulating since: April 2007
Status: False

Email example contributed by Youssef B., May 2, 2007:

Hi All,
Its very important news for all of you. Do not pick up calls Under given numbers.
, 9888308001
, 9316048121 91+
, 9876266211
, 9888854137
, 9876715587
These numbers will come in red color, if the calls comes up from these numbers. Its with very high wave length, and frequency. If a call is received on mobile from these numbers, it creates a very high frequency and it causes brain ham range. It's not a joke rather, its TRUE. 27 persons died just on receiving calls from these numbers. Watch Aaj Tak (NEWS), DD News and IBN 7.
Forward this message to all u'r friends and colleagues, and relatives

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Comments: Don't panic, it's a hoax. Variants of the so-called "death call" alert first appeared on April 13, 2007 (Friday the 13th) in Pakistan, where they caused widespread panic and inspired a slew of ancillary rumors, such as the claim that the phone calls, if listened to, could also cause impotence in men and pregnancy in women. Pakistanis were heard trading secondhand stories of actual deaths that had occurred, some claiming they were the handiwork of ancestral spirits enraged by the construction of a cell phone tower over a graveyard.

Government officials and mobile phone providers issued statements challenging the truth of the rumors in an effort to quell the panic, but, just as they began to subside in Pakistan, similar emails began to spread throughout India, the Middle East, and Africa. MTN Areeba, the largest cellular network in Ghana, released a statement echoing the assurances made by other providers: "A full scale national and international priority investigation has been conducted in the last 48 hours," a spokesperson said. "The investigation has confirmed that these rumours are completely unsubstantiated and have no technological evidence to support them."

According to engineers, cell phones are incapable of emitting sound frequencies that can cause immediate physical injury or death.

SOURCE: http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medical/a/death_calls.htm

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I just realized why these haabees are so frightened about this new joke; maybe some enterprising people came up with a mobile-based news service; and if it's aligned with the secularists (aka laadheenee people for all the haabees); no wonder they're so frightened.

I'll just leave and enjoy the laughs for now. Will I tell them?. NEVER!. HURRRR.

PS: Goddamn, Maldives is SLOW. 10+ years SLOW.

This event gives a whole new level of credibility to my statement "If you repeat a lie a thousand times, it becomes the truth in Maldives."

Disproving Adnan Oktar Part 1

2010-04-29T02:53:00.000-07:00

Subject: The Atmosphere.
The Quran claims that there are seven layers of heaven (visualized as some sort of barrier or layer of sky), and it says that Allah resides in the highest level Any unwanted jinni coming to spy on Allah gets walloped by a destructive fireball (We now know them as meteors, small rocks that burn up in our own atmosphere.)- in the clear skies of the desert, it was easy to visualize such things, and combined with their traditional belief of a flat earth, must have filled them with awe and wonder.Its a lousy depiction, and I'd do ALMOST anything for a wacom tablet. :)

Modern science has proved a few things to us; meteors are atmospheric phenomena, the moon does not chase the sun, nor does it actually change it's shape - and last but not least, that the "lamps" "anchored to the first layer of heaven" are actually stars like the sun, and theyre millions of miles away.

Faced with humiliation, apologectics like Adnan Oktar (aka Harun Yahya) have made claim that the seven layers of "heaven" are, in fact actually a scientific reference to "the seven layers of the atmosphere. They use this "fact" as a claim that their book is scientifically sound, and should be revered as the undoubted final law of the universe. Why are they so desperate to keep the sanctity of the Quran so desperately, viciously attacking any ideology that stands in opposition to their interpretations of the Quran?. I will explain in a few moments.

If Adnan's claims were correct, life on earth would be impossible.

If the stars were in the troposphere (the lowest layer), the combined heat, cosmic radiation and ultraviolet rays would not only wipe out all life on earth; but would vaporize the crust itself.
If Allah resides past the exosphere, space travel should have failed, due to the fact that Allah is described as a powerful, all-omnipotent deity who can command meteors to destroy any intruder in his domain; and the massive crowd of satellites, satellite TV channels, spy satellites and space stations encroaching the so-called 7th layer of heaven should have resulted in a massive cosmic bombardment destroying not only the satellites, but the civilization who launched them there.

The answer is clear; Adnan Oktar was hoping to capitalize on the overall ignorance of the people when he parroted this quirk as fact; but the fact that we have not located Allah past the exosphere, or the fact that a massive meteor shower hasn't destroyed our space program yet is proof of either two things. Either Allah doesn't exist or Adnan's "Seven layers theory" is flawed. I'm guessing you guys will now choose #2.

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Now, why are they so desperate to falsely attribute deep scientific meaning to, and maintain the "exempt from all criticism status" on the Quran, going so far as to commit the crimes of terrorism and blackmail to do so?. I believe that they want to establish a tyrannical order; something like the Catholic church back in the dark ages; keeping the people in the dark, and establishing a "supreme authority" on religion was their first two steps - knowing full well that modern science keeps disproving and correcting what the Abrahamic books said about the world - they do not want a repeat of the Galileo fiasco to forever tarnish their name.

Such a people, who desperately cling to power and cruelty deserve to be laughed at. After all, what can you expect?. Adnan Oktar is a convicted felon; jailed on charges of blackmail, cocaine possession and extortion.

END... more is coming.

Disproving Adnan Oktar (a series!) (maybe!)

2010-04-22T03:16:00.000-07:00

Prologue: It all started with me sitting at home with nothing much to do; while I was channel surfing, bored out of my mind when I ran across the Maldivian video (translated to dhivehi) version of "Atlas of Creation", titled 'The facts of Creation' on TVM. After just 30 minutes of me watching it with a bemused smile on my face, I decided to quickly scribble down my thoughts and start blogging at once!.

So, who is Adnan Oktar?. He is also known by his pen name, Harun Yahya, is a prominent advocate of Islamic creationism in the creation-evolution debate. (That's right, people! Even he uses aliases!. It's not that bad!.)
More than 200 books have been published under Harun Yahya's name. Interestingly most of them have not been written by Adnan himself.

Oktar has had written for him, by ghost-writers, numerous books under the pen name Harun Yahya (Harun (Aaron) and Yahya (John)), arguing against evolution. He also asserts that evolution is directly related to the claimed evils of materialism, Nazism, communism, and Buddhism. More comically; most of his anti-evolution resources are identical to Christian creationist arguments which made me wonder whose side he was really on and what time did he pop out of.

Oktar runs two organizations: The Foundation to Protect National Values, which focuses on "moral issues", and the Science Research Foundation (SRF), which promotes creationism. In 2008, Oktar was sentenced by a Turkish court to three years in prison for "creating an illegal organization for personal gain".

The SRF also spearheaded an effort to attack Turkish academics who taught evolutionary biology. A number of faculty members were harassed, threatened and slandered in fliers that labeled them "Maoists" for teaching evolution. In 1999, six of the professors won a civil court case against the SRF for defamation and were each awarded a large sum of money.

I can't help but notice the similar tactics used here.

A 2008 indictment from the prosecutor’s office, cited by the daily Cumhuriyet, said Oktar's organization used its female members to attract young scholars from rich families with the promise of sex in exchange for attending events. The sexual activities were videotaped with the purpose of blackmail, and the group recorded thousands of people in compromising positions. According to the indictment, one of the victims had to sleep with 16 men, which was recorded with hidden cameras and the tapes were given to Oktar. The girls who want to leave the group are threatened that the tapes will be made public.

Tomato Sauce: Somewhat long.

Oyster Sauce: Translated from Spanish. (Kinda short)

Wouldn't it be a surprise if we learned that he is an agent sent from the Church back in the 1500's? His behavior is more reminiscent of Jack Thompson and Josef Fritzl, rather than how a good Muslim should be behaved. I notice this - almost all the armchair fundies have entitled themselves to slandering freely, name calling and writing death threats while chiding others who do the same thing.

Double standards, much?.

To be continued. I'm downloading some of his HD movies; and if his books are anything to go on by, I'll find plenty of material to nitpick. If all else fails, I'll just wait until sunset and watch the next "Facts of Creation" segment. So, toodles!.

PS: Here's something to read through while I finish.

PSS: Damn you, Shadowrunner!!. I can't stop staring at that Russian guys dancing!!!. Make them STOP!! D:

Hey everyone!.

2010-04-21T10:28:00.000-07:00

No no no... I'm not a hacker or nething (saw that joke - some poor sods fell hard for that) - lets just say that the guy you people know as The Shadowrunner has given me the all-clear to keep this blog up and running while he goes around to India and do weird things (dont ask me - I have no idea how that guy's mind works at ALL. )...

So when I have free time, I promise to come back here and doodle/write my stuff. Toodles for now!.

Temporary leavetaking.

2010-04-17T21:39:00.000-07:00

"Starting a war takes more than an anonymous blog. You need money. You need power." - A friend.

Taking this advice to heart, I am leaving on a trip to further consolidate the foundations of my Empire. I will return however - after about two weeks. Until then, the regular readers of my blog can depend on the blogs of Yameen, Penny, Hilath, Naimbe, DarkCasanova(This guy causes over 9000 forcefags to kill themselves every second) Bakhabaru(if they ever update) , XResistance(these guys are epic), Arabiguitar (a veritable mininuke) and the dumbass triplets Musaa Mohamed, Jamesx2 David and Yasin Fikry on Ban the Adhaalath for your reading material and cheap laughs respectively.

I hereby dedicate this mini-list of epic blogs and events to Abdul Rahman, the Unknown Soldier.

Farewell!.

A parody?.

2010-04-13T20:20:00.000-07:00

This was given to me by a friend back when the Second War began. I had lost this text file, but recovered it recently, while enjoying a trip down memory lane on my old backups.

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"Now, comrades, what is the nature of this life of ours? Let us face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short. We are born, we are given a place that serves more as a cell than an abode. Given so much food as will keep the breath in our bodies, and we are forced to obey oppressive laws made by evil men; and the very instant that we disobey them, we are slaughtered with hideous cruelty. No one in Maldives knows the meaning of happiness or leisure. No one in Maldives is free. The life of a Maldivian is misery and slavery: that is the plain truth.

"But is this simply part of the order of nature? Is it because this land of ours is so poor that it cannot afford a decent life to those who dwell upon it? No, comrades, a thousand times no! The soil of Maldives is fertile, its climate is good, it is capable of affording food and room in abundance to an enormously greater number of people than now inhabit it. This single atoll of ours would support a dozen cities, more towns, hundreds of suburban houses - with all of us living in comfort and dignity that are now almost beyond our imagining.

Why then do we continue in this miserable condition?

Because our people are bullied and pushed around by the wahaabee islamists. There, comrades, is the answer to all our problems. It is summed up in a single word--Arab. The wahaabee overlords are the only real enemy we have. Remove them from the scene, and the root cause of our pain and suffering is abolished for ever.

"They are the only ones that have given themselves the right to bear arms and terrorize our people. They do not give to the poor, nor do they help the weak. They are too cowardly to go to foreign lands and do acts of terrorism against innocents; setting our children to do so in their place.

Yet he is self-erected master of the Maldivians. He sets us to work, he gives back to us the bare minimum that will prevent us from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself. Our labour tills the soil, our sweat and corpses fertilises it, and yet there is not one of us that owns more than his bare skin.

You farmers that I see before me, how many millions of grains have you watched them burn for failing to pay the tribute to them this year? What have they done to that grain which should have been used to feed our starving children? Every last bit of it has gone up in smoke to serve as a cruel laugh for our enemies.

"And you children, how many of you have said your last goodbyes to your fathers and brothers? They have all gone to far-off lands, to die in the cause of the "Islam" touted by these wahhaabi overlords.

"And you, Mariyam, where are those three children you bore, who should have been the support and happiness in your old age? Each was sold at eight years old to the Somali slavers - you will never see them again.

"In return for all your suffering, what have you ever had except your bare rations and a coffin of a house?

"And even the miserable lives we lead are not allowed to reach their natural span. For myself I do not grumble, for I am one of the lucky ones. I have lived, fought and survived for 30 years and have had the chance to think upon these matters. Such is the life of a Maldivian. But no Maldivian is able to escape the cruel hunters in the end.

You young men who are sitting in front of me, every one of you will be shipped off to serve the false wars within a year. To that horror we all will come... men, women, children, everyone. Even the old and the sick have no better fate. You, Muiz, the very day that brain of yours loses its power, they will sell you to the madhouse, where they will cut your throat and boil you down for the beasts of burden. As for the sickly, when they grow weak, they tie a brick round their necks and drown them in the sea.

"Is it not crystal clear, then, comrades, that all the evils of this life of ours spring from the tyranny of these wahhaabees? Only get rid of them, and our land would be our own. Almost overnight we could become rich and free. What then must we do? Why, work night and day, body and soul, for the overthrow of the Islamic hegemony! That is my message to you, comrades: Rebellion!

I do not know when that Rebellion will come, it might be in a week or in a hundred years, but I know, as surely as I see this earth beneath my feet, that sooner or later justice will be done. Fix your eyes on that, comrades, throughout the short remainder of your lives!

And above all, pass on this message of mine to those who come after you, so that future generations shall carry on the struggle until it is victorious.

"And remember, comrades, your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Islam and the Maldivians have a common interest, that the prosperity of the one is the prosperity of the others. It is all lies. The Arab serves the interests of no creature except himself. And among us Maldivians let there be perfect unity, perfect comradeship in the struggle. All wahhaabees are enemies. All Maldivians are comrades."

-end of file-

This sounds REALLY familiar but I can't for the life of me remember what is this from. Communist manifesto, or something?

Akon, huh.

2010-04-08T00:05:00.000-07:00

The armchair moralfags call him a misogynist, someone who degrades the status of women. The peaceniks are hailing the concert as a foundation to "keep the peace" and I didn't get to see Fareed do a fiery (literally) sermon about the EBILS of APRILS FOOLS/Akon/Pingas. Myself?. I mistook it for A-kon, or even K-on and was a happy snake for a bit. Seriously... Animu convention? Epic teenage girl bands?.

How could I NOT be happy?.

Thus when the truth settled in, at first I was like D:. And then, after downloading a crapload of arts from the internet, I was like LOL internet.
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Unconfirmed rumors speak that the Ministry of Islamic Affairs gave him the green light to come to Maldives after learning that he had three wives and was actually a devout muslim. (They also hope to hook him up with a fourth wife in Maldives) Internet lawyers are on the scene, defending his rap career with the good ol' classic line of "His personal life should not have anything to do with his faith." (This line is famous as it is sourced directly from muslim drug dealers, muslim rapists and muslim strippers). INB4 AMBIGUOUS STATEMENT IS AMBIGUOUS.

NOW!. The time has come!. Who is more misogynist?. Who is more racist?. THE FINAL FIGHT IS UPON US!.

VS.

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2010-04-06T08:25:00.000-07:00

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delivery and acquisitions. Payment will be rendered
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CURRENTLY CONTRACTED BY 2 SUPPLIERS. THANK YOU FOR SERVING THE REVOLUTION. YOU ARE TRUE PATRIOTS.

Happy Aprils Fools Day!.

2010-03-31T18:03:00.000-07:00

Victims: 100+
Lulz harvested: 9000+

On the 26th of March, Pizzahouse.blogspot seemingly went through it's darkest hour; hacked by a bunch of fundamentalist skript kiddies, its lulzy awesomeface replaced with some terrorist propaganda song, and its hilarious content replaced with ayaths of the Quran. And the forces of evil cheered.

As they danced for joy and wrote things that would strike a good muslim deaf if they heard half of it on the chatbox, little did they know they were being played for fools.

They STILL didn't notice the yhbt I slipped between the chatbox there... all but one, it seems.

Now, we shall give the awards for the most unintentionally lulziest idiot, islamofag and scholar who got suckered into REVEALING THEIR IP ADDRESSES AND SHIT on the chatbox.

On Rank #3!. It's.... kill gays. (Something like Kill Bill, but more faggotry and no capitalization.)
kill gays
ALL YOU GAY PPL HERE... GO KILL URSELFS!
29 Mar 10 16:48. Posted from IP address: 124.176.10.243

On Rank #2!. The winner is... Ukhthee! (Something to do with incest. Not really sure here)
Ukhthee
Allah Akbar! great job guys!! Even though you open another blog, still your attempt at this blog was so terribly defeated! Watever you say or write Allah's light will never be put out! Go ahead and make another blog, Insha Allah even that will be hacked! Allah Akbar!
28 Mar 10 16:46. Posted from IP address: 202.141.47.165

And the BIG WINNER of them all... FAREED! (That guy who considers himself Spokesman of Hell)
Fareed
I was in the middle of my regular masturbation when i heard this kaafiru blog has been hacked. YOU LOOSE, ASSHOLE! ALLAH WILL SMITE YOUR DADDY BAG!!
26 Mar 10 16:02. Posted from IP address [censored. He paid me at least 100 gold bars to cover this info]

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I do this EVERY YEAR and these dumbass so-called muslims don't get it. Like my friends on the internet say... "the 'Muslims' are not known for their understanding of satire, amusement or anything even remotely considered funny." What can you expect? These are the same guys who use Facebook to look for dates, relationships and shit. LOL.

BELIEVE IT.

Stay tuned for even MOAR fun, as 2010 proves to be a REAL crazy-ass interesting year. Yes, pizzahouse.blogspot now has Presidential Approval. I'd design a fancy-ass Presidential Seal thingy, but I'm too happy with a bunch of other digital data to be bothered with right now.

“Liberally-minded Maldivians must organize and reclaim civil society if they want to win this battle of ideas.” – President Nasheed.

The Pizzahouse Team will not let you down, Mr. President!. We thank you humbly for fattening up the morons for our dining pleasure! We will harvest the delicious lulz, and create a new, viable energy resource for the glory of the Motherland!.

OPERATION HACKROLL: GREAT SUCCESS.

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In other news, the Evil Imperialistic Caliphate of WahhaabiSalafislam, Saudi Arabia is STILL being arrogant and cruel, going ahead to behead a TV-host convicted of witchcraft. Right. Land of Peace where all people of all races can go on pilgrimage in peace without fear of harassment and prosecution. YEAH RIGHT. And if this is what those beardies want Maldives to be like; well, I gotta say this - NO THANKS!. I prefer economic development, prosperity and wealth over getting stuck in the middle ages.

For the Honor of the Rising Sun!

2010-03-21T18:38:00.000-07:00

I have been invited to the ranks of the old unit, and I have gladly agreed. Lots of action and adventure ahead for me!. In preparation for an all-out conflict, the legendary unit will be moving out of Mal'e to go on a massive scouting/reconnaissance mission. Needless to say, I shall be going too.

Ah, its like the good ol' days of war, back on 2004!. I feel YOUNG again!.

This blog will then sleep until I return. But fear not!. You people will not be short on reading material... Until I return, you can laugh yourselves silly over the rampage on Facebook, or read some of Yamyn's blog. I personally think his stuff hits harder and badder than I ever will.

"Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin."

2010-03-19T07:16:00.000-07:00

Legend speaks of four youths who challenged the might of the evil Maumoon Regime. Learning well from the mistakes of those who fell against the dictator's well-oiled secret police, these four heroes formed a secret organization that fought in the shadows, undermining the authority of those involved in the government.

The war was a dreadful one... for the enemy. Maumoon-backed authority figures ran to and fro, panicking against the determined and fell attacks - they were filled with terror when the people... once so docile and obedient, began to mock and insult them. Unseen and deadly, their military skills were the stuff of legends. Infiltration, subterfuge, sabotage and surveillance. No matter how many guards were posted; they were no match for their skills - no matter how many security emplacements were put in, these four youths would find ways to make fools out of them all. As the war rolled on, as public riots supplanted the need of covert operations - these four patriots became Legends.

As President Anni finally took office in November 11, 2008, the group disbanded, believing that an age of peace would grace the land - but promised to restart operations if Evil threatened the Nation once more, upon an ancient oath. (They were all massive fans of Wheel of Time.)

"Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin.""The grave is no bar to my call."

A miracle on the Stone Fields!. From the eldritch mists of time, the Heroes of the Last Age has come back to do battle against the Forces of Darkness!. The Age of Legends have come back!.

A new banner is draped over the old one over the Tsunami Monument, after slashing the old banner in half as if with the sword of Thakurufan - a banner calling for equality, justice and peace; and in it, a sign to those who knows the secret code.

The same elite warriors who helped bring down South Asia's most long-standing dictator have restarted operations against the evil Adhaalath/Salaf crime organization; Woe to them!. The criminals in the pay of the evil oil lords will now regret running their mouths too freely and threatening our mothers and sisters - for they have invited the wrath of a Legend.

On the third day, epic win was declared.

2010-03-13T07:52:00.000-08:00

On the first day, they challenged us. On the second day, pitched battle began. On the third day, win was declared.

Facebook is turning out to be a richer vein of laughs... especially on Fridays. That's when the dotus wander around the internet.

Don't laugh at the monkey.

2010-03-11T03:56:00.000-08:00

Sheikh Fareed is gearing up for another enlightening speech (yeah right) where he will scream on and on, promoting faggotry of the highest order and making up imaginary tortures for women because he never got any. Anyone who disagrees with him will go to hell. His banner strung across the base of Male's dong says so.
For whom does Hell clamor for?. The answer may well be... Seyku Ibrahim Fareed himself. It seems that Allah has learned of this man's faggotry and his dissing of Allah's Human MKII. The news may have taken a lot of time to reach the 7th layer of heaven (I blame the lack of cable in the vastness of space, and having to rely on wireless internet over such long distance will be a real pain in the ass.)

Nevertheless, Allah was not amused, and he commanded the atoms of the air to write the answer below the question posed in the banner, thus condemning seyku Fareed to the Inferno which he used to scare innocent women with. And thus, epic win was declared. (I know this because Allah sent me an SMS last night telling me so.)

Some of my compatriots on the tubes have taken to calling seyku Fareed and his bunch of bearded morons "monkeys"- and this is where I will disagree with them. For you see, a representative of the Monkeys have spoken to me about the amount of morons passing themselves off as scholars - and at the end of a lengthy discussion; we realized we were in agreement over this.

A long MSN convo I carried out last thursday has cleared up all doubts; even those monkeys hate these "seykus" as much as we do. So, I call upon my compatriots - please, don't compare the mullahs and sheikhs to the monkeys. Since the monkey can use a computer and MSN to hold an actual debate with someone, it is quite clear who the more superior creature is.

The monkeys have informed us that they will set sail to Maldives on a floating log by sunset, today in order to express what they feel about the seykus. I have readied my camera and I hope they'll take some smashing pictures of their almighty raid on Seyku Fareed.

PS: Siruarts, you may NOT base ANY of your fapping material off ANY picture on this blog. If you do, I'll fucking hunt you down and then radio a bunch of angry monkeys your coordinates. Be afraid - because...

Arabiyya School cracks up.

2010-03-03T01:02:00.000-08:00

And the punchline of this entire sick joke?. They tried to cover it up, with wooden pylons and cloth screens. Either they think that wooden pylons, cloth screens and prayer can keep a crumbling building up or they don't want to admit that they blew all the money they're earning from the resorts/stealing from zakat money on some prostitots, crack cocaine and rum... I'm REALLY not sure.

O LAWDY, ITS TRUE.

Epic muslim rage commences...!.

....And now it's covered up. Guys, they covered up a cracked concrete pillar with a sheet of plywood. ITS SRS BUDGET ISSUES.

Maybe they didn't want to/couldn't chuck another truckload of lioncash, after spending their money on hiring protesters to blockade a way out of our economic blues and keep our country ever-dependent on Arab petroleum imports.

Seriously. Baree and Friends earn nice jewgolds from their resort shares already - and added to a generous budget from the government; I really have to wonder why they can't be assed to do something like offer funds to help save a crumbling "Islamic School" like Arabiyya. It's come to the point that the school has been forced to run a "donation drive" from the public.

No. They're wasting their "Government Budget" by building xbox hueg, gilded, cathredalesque mosques in the rural islands. And then, after committing such wasteful actions, they have the nerve to call it "Islamic development". (A friend comments that the building of powerful mosques while disregarding the citizen's needs is a key factor in producing "tsunami miracles" where a lone mosque stands among the piles of destroyed houses.)

Looking at the economic embarrassment these haabees have brought unto us all, I wonder whatever became of that 2 million Rf collected in zakat money. Heck, I wonder whether the Evil Arab Warlords in Saudi Arabia can see our plight now... naah. They're probably too busy jerking off to camel striptease to even care about the "Muslim Brothers and Sisters."

Update: Some angry parents have cobbled together a protest of some sort - but unlike the haabee-funded "Islamists" who threatened the fledgling government over booze sales; they are disorganized and weak - nevertheless, they're trying....

UPDATE: And there they go. One protest.... didn't last that long; but it was fairly good for a spur-of-the-moment protest with no "dotu backing" and a minimal SMS campaign.

FINAL UPDATE: Moar protests to come!. Angry parents are RAEG.

ALCOHOL.

2010-02-25T16:42:00.000-08:00

Hm, I'm quite pleased with the new legalization of selling Alcohol. No more long, boring island hopping!. This'll put the penny-pinching resort punks out of business faster than the abolition of Prohibition did in Al Capone!. Har!

I recently heard from the surveillance network that there may be a "protest" organized by the Haabee terror masterminds over this portentous event; That was to be expected - Maldives is dependent on imported petroleum fuels, and the legalization of an alternative fuel has them chewing nails hard. It would mean further losses to an already damaged Arab economy (Dubai Dune Bashing, anyone?!)

And that's not the end of the good news, yet. In light of the massive BAWWW the haabees pulled up, SunFM carried out a public poll, asking whether the Simpering Bully Part- ACK I MEAN Adhaalath Party should separate from the ruling MDP coalition if they fail to reverse the legislation. 80% replied with a YAY. This speaks volumes of how much the public thinks of them. And once that happens, we know where it'll end up - the Ministry of Islamic Affairs, an unwanted bloodsucker upon Maldives - will be dissolved; and they will become another failed "Islamic Democratic Party" and go around shaking the MNDF building gates in "peaceful protest".

Overall, its a good day to be alive. New fuel, new video games... life could not get any better.

Not alone.

2010-02-19T18:34:00.000-08:00

You know how the common enemy sometimes tries to fool us into thinking this war is a wasted effort?. I speak of stuff like this:
nb: And what is it with their inane obsession with the gay people?!. The Homosexual Awareness Foundation must be stopped at all costs!.

Upon my return, I realized that we were not alone in the war. New bloggers have found the courage to begin writing in dissent, and one epic group of underground guerrillas even staged an epic IRL raid on that misogynist coon Seyku Fareed!.

So, this blog post is a shoutout - a big thanks to everyone who's found the courage to speak out (even anonymously) against the crimes of the haabees. Oh and one more thing; remember how the rank-and-file enemy always tries to brand you as cowards for fighting anonymously and dares you to "do it openly" - don't!.

Listen to Admiral Mudkip, ok?. He knows what he's talking about.

What?. Clarification?. Oh - basically, they're trying to get you people arrested for "maslahathah undhagookurun" - why?. Because you dared to do the impossible. Thus, they see it as their crabhead duty to pull you down back to their level - another conformist little "teenager"... out of base jealousy.

Well, time for me to go to work; see ya in the evening.

Home again.

2010-02-17T12:35:00.000-08:00

I have come home at last. After dabbling in dirty cash, I felt so guilty over it, I journeyed far across the internets in a pilgrimage of redemption. After spending two weeks in the solitude of the last frontier, I have done some quasi-religious thingy which I forgot about on the way home and found redemption.

Happy late Valentine's day to you all. :P

PS: I know some crazy people tried to enforce a community ban on red clothes, but since National Day came up next; it would be OFFENSIVE to the fledgling Maldivian patriotic ideals, and thus were forced to STFU.

I missed the train to heaven.

2010-02-02T05:24:00.000-08:00

You know there was this masturbation field trip organised by Adhaalath some days back. man, I was rushing to get there - but all I got for my trouble was finding a hooded girl (I _THINK_ it was a girl)giving out blowjobs for lioncash and a dealer packing some nicely priced hash oil. Needless to say, I bought the stuff - and unloaded it somewhere else for a delicious profit.

And a delicious profit it was!. Thar be pizza in my dinner that night! Har!.

I guess it finally happened - them fundies decide who goes to heaven and who stays. And they don't do it by being pious - oh no!. You have to attend Freeze Brand soft-core porn shows, complete with graphic escriptions of the tits these haabees never got to grope while in school!.

That's so sad... it's actually funny. :/

PS: I'm not dead. I disconnected myself from the local networks to dedicate my energies to a profitable enterprise on the international networks.

Why so Eclipsophobic?

2010-01-13T15:53:00.000-08:00

I got a text message sometime back. It went something like "A dire warning from Islamic Foundation (aka the Homosexuality Awareness Foundation)!. Sermon by Sheikh Fareed, and (some other sand monkey who's name I forgot...), to be held at Artificial Beach at blah blah. Please pass this text onwards."

Curiosity piqued, I pinged a haabee for information, and he told me that everyone's expecting the big beardies to give them proof (using hadees and Islamic SCIENCE *nudge nudge wink wink*) that watching the eclipse instead of praying WILL FUCKING MELT YOUR MIND, MAKE YOU SEE PORN 24/7 AND CAUSE XBOX HUEG PENISES TO RAIN FROM THE SKY.

...but not really. I'm wasted as fuck right now, though.

But what is it with them and their inane need to PIMP THEIR fearmongerin' shit around every time a natural disaster/event occurs?. Methinks it's definitely insecurity issues when it comes to eclipses. This time I was unable to undress and stay in my toilet for my philosophy (c-c-c-coolldbrrrrr), I decided to brew some tea, put on my monocle and top hat and attack the problem from another direction.

Okay, so I asked "ORLY?". I don't know how that worked... but I figured out the source of the problem.

"The sun aught not gain impetus more that the limit designated so that it does not catch up the moon or overtake it in motion nor does the night overtake the day and each describes its own orbits" (Quran 36:40)

Guess what happens during the solar eclipse?. DING, night overtakes day - the sun "catches up" with the moon. Despite the fact they have their own orbits. ROFL. Now why would such a tiny detail be cause to a massive case of OMG STAY INSIDE THE SUN'S RAYS ARE EEEVIIILLL!! PRAY! PRAY! ITS THE EEND OF THE WORLD AND I feel fiinnee...(whoops)?.

It's an error in their so-called absolutely perfect ideology, that's why. And what better way to divert attention from something, than shrouding it in layers and layers of irrational taboos, fears and random weirdness?. So much, that people start fearing the very idea of it all, refusing to realize how and why these events happen. They realize, that if such obvious flaws in their holy books/sayings of the prophet/fish tattoos are exposed, they will become another laughingstock. And thus, they must guard their flaws with their lives.

Well, it's morning already. I should go to whackland now... big day tomorrow. Gonna travel to Castle Dracula with some blogger friends of mine for the BEST PARTY EVAR. Goodnight, internets.

My good deed for the year...

2010-01-10T11:08:00.000-08:00

So yeah, I found this debit card in the bank, complete with some papers describing a little PIN while I was doing my money laundering business in the bank. So, I took it out to see how much money it had.

There was about 10,000 rf on it; sure, I COULD have withdrawn the money and treated myself to a new war machine or some shit.... but nooooo... I couldn't. So I went and returned the thing to the bank. My reward?. A polite "thanks". That was better than a big wad of cold, unfeeling cash anyday.

Now that I've done my good deed for the year, now I can live it up and push it to the limit. :P

Moral of the story: Please don't fuck up when you're in the bank.

Thoughts on apostasy.

2010-01-04T11:43:00.000-08:00

According to the propaganda of the evil Islamofags, the punishment for apostasy is death. Curiously, they do not offer solid proof to carry out this verdict, instead giving a nameless, unverifiable "hadhees" that promotes this act. And then, to "reinforce that hadith", they give a line from the Bagaraath surah, that says something to the effect of "woe be unto all non-muslims in this world and the hearafter.".

How they changed that into "Kill all apostates - they are a threat to society" was beyond me at first.

Nevertheless, after a few hours of philosophical pondering (complete with socrates-style chair and philosophical look - See picture below:)I figured out a logical explanation for their "kill all apostates!! lol!!".

They consider apostates to be a threat to their ideal society; a threat to their lordship of a society of compliant, obedient weaklings.

And how true.

The same way the previous regime saw it fit to keep Maldivians in relative ignorance - fearing any challenges to the continued hegemony of Maumoon's family.

The same way that the Catholic Church bathed greater Europe in ignorance to consolidate its cruel power.

If this is the way things are, I will be most pleased to continue being "an enemy of Allah"; Knowledge, Science and Truth will prevail over the cruel machinations of the wahhaabees.

If any of you Adhaalath/Salaf shitheads are reading this, here's a picture of your Jew-nosed Overlord.

Happy New Year!

2009-12-31T16:30:00.000-08:00

So it was time for super cool big invitation-only kafir new year's celebration dance party of Hardcore Heroes "The Eclipse dance party", and I look up the location and I'm like "Henveiru? That's gonna be a bitch to get to"

So I get on the streets and start going south. And then I go west. And then I get to West Park and I realize that I was going the wrong way. It didn't occur to me that, in this meandering hour and a half journey, I actually KNEW where I was going and was going the wrong way anyways! So I figure this out right after I get to West park, and after I jumped into the sea to clear my mind, I went back EAST. Listening to the musical din of the soon-to die discos, I sprinted up to about Campus Store and then realized that it'd be better to flag down a cab...while still running.

I ran into a pole.

But I managed to get the cab driver's attention, and a 5 minute drive later I was at the warehouse.

So I finally get in there, tired, wet and ready to rave...but I can't dance! The water makes it impossible not to slip on myself and die! I'm sad because all the girls were at the dance floor.

Guess who comes to the rescue? Osama bin Laden's daughter! She flew in, and like the Hero of Time she was dressed as, saved the day. I drawed a picture, see below.

She lent me her clothes, despite the fact that they would get my dirty nerdy sweat on them, and though they were a bit small on me, they made a huge difference. FUCK YEAH SPAINISH INQUISITION.

The side benefit of this is it also gave me a costume; that is, I was cosplaying as PANTSMAN (my hero!)*Insert 80's animation Pantsman intro music here*

And later, MahmoudAhmedijjad gave me my socks back. I knew I was tripping balls back then, so it was cool.

I vaguely remember asking a friend from class to take me home after I couldn't take it anymore; but I woke up at a friend's house and sneaked out of her sitting room NINJA STYLE - and walked my way home. I don't think anyone noticed that I was gone.

My life is super exciting!.....

Good day, I'm going to sleep. Fuck you Baree - can't stop us.

Sorry

2009-12-30T13:38:00.000-08:00

I haven't been able to blog right nowadays.

Juggling a job, studying at Villa College, and my new metalworking hobby leaves me little time to blog. But don't worry - I don't plan on getting caught anytime soon.

2010 is set to be a year of more laughs, explosions and wars, as the bastard love-child of Jamiyaathul Salaf and Adhaalath gets introduced into Maldivian law; and I wouldn't miss doing insane shit like always used to for anything. It's been an awesome decade of warfare for us - I wouldn't have expected this when I was watching the Y2k countdown on Artificial Beach.

I'm thankful.

Well, I'm tired as heck right now, so I'll leave you with this.

"How the Religious Unity Act was created"

Phase 2 - commencing.

2009-12-23T17:13:00.000-08:00

Our allies in the Gordon Freeman system have informed us that the enemy has prepared a "Religious Unity Act", currently under works, and that many of the recommendations were from the criminal organization Jamiyyathul-Salaf. These regulations are currently being reviewed by the attorney general’s office.

There are 11 such "recommendations" that we have learned of.

Removing anything that conflicts with Islam from school curriculum or subject syllabuses.

Knowing them, our only "legit" school subjects will be "Quran memorizing" and "Hadees writing."

Making it an offense to spread other religions and openly sell or possess any items that symbolize religious holidays of other religions.

Say goodbye to Valentine's day, Caturday, All Photoshop Day and KFC day.

Empower the authorities to check printing presses and bookshops for material in conflict with Islam, and make it an offense to publish such opinions or views in the media.

Kinda harks back to Maumoon's times, doesn't it?. Ah, Sappe. If you could only see this shit now...

Obligating non-Muslim visitors to inhabited islands to adhere to a code of dress and conduct appropriate to an Islamic environment.

If they even dare to put a Japanese woman in a bottle... they'll plead for a quick death when I'm through with them!.

Ensure that photos and videos used in advertisements do not clash with Islamic codes of behavior and make it illegal to introduce elements of foreign cultures that conflict with Islam.

Mollywood is now dead. Say goodbye to the game shows, comedy skits and goodbye to Mariyam Unoosha... damn. I loved her songs.

Penalties for those who openly “challenge or defy” God, his Prophet or Islamic shari'a, and make it an offense to disrespect the Prophet or his companions.

Must... scribble.... stupid....Mohamed Cartoons....on....MoIA!!!

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Lol Mohammed.

The creation of a council to take measures against people who issue religious fatwas (edicts or decrees) without the requisite education or learning.

Translation: "I don't agree with what you think!. GO TO JAIL!"

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We believe that this is Phase 2 of the Arab petrodollar-fuelled takeover of Maldives. As predicted by our military experts, a new age of war is dawning. Our "ceiling cat" spy satellites have been monitoring the movements of the enemy and we have come up with a strategy to outflank and destroy these invaders using shock and awe tactics.

They will know fear.

The end of an era... and the beginning of a new!

2009-12-20T13:57:00.000-08:00

With a total of more than 10 Gimraath-class cruisers bringing guests from all over the Empire's territories, the coronation went for a surprisingly long time. As Windows XP-tan emerged from the Sanctum of the Most Holy - newly ordained a as Battle Queen, there was a moment of silence as the assembled wished the previous Battle Queen, Windows 98-tan a good life in retirement. As she has wished; she will be given estate rights in a frontier world, so she can continue to serve the Empire in her own way. The deeds were awarded to her by the newly elected Windows XP-tan, and both girls renewed their oaths to serve the Empire. For more than 6 years, Windows 98 led us from victory to victory, and stoically defended us in our darkest hours. Her deeds will never be forgotten.

The title of Battle Queen, basically, Commander-in-Chief; is the title given to the direct second-in-command of the Emperor - and is tasked with the overseeing of the Imperial Military's four major sectors, i.e; Combined Fleets, Marines, Air Force and Special Operations - placing her as one of the four 5-star Generals of the Empire.

The Emperor has decreed today to be a day of celebration; a military demonstration will be held in the Aegis Aerodrome, all citizens of the Empire are welcome to attend the performance.

I stick by my guns.

2009-12-11T01:58:00.000-08:00

....and repeat my statement. These haabees have never "got any" in their youth, and upon getting their imagined "power" in Maldives, they have started a program of genocide against our women, in order to prevent others from enjoying what they failed to achieve.

That's what seems to be the case in Addu nowadays. Addu, once the home of promiscuous, pretty girls who are excellent economists and doesn't afraid of anything, has fallen into some dark times. Some nigger-scholars from Africa seem to be spreading the Arab mandate of converting our women to dumb fuck toys with one task; serve as breeding machines for the Arab War Machine. The arrogance of these sand monkeys know no bounds, it seems; they are actively promoting violence, abuse against women and children and even female genital mutilation in the name of their filthy "religion".

Female Genital Mutilation is often done by removal of the clitoris from the woman's vagina. (It is akin to removing the head of the penis, for all you people who just can't visualize what I just said.) - now imagine it being done without no professional surgeon or anesthetic at hand - just some bearded desert monkey overseeing the entire, messy operation... probably cackling with delight and masturbating furiously at the entire spectacle.

Despite the fact that the Quran has never called for this practice, the ever-expanding petroleum-fueled criminals have successfully "integrated" this practice into their "Ideal Islamic Culture". According to some sources, this "clitodermy" - removing a girls clit, completely ruins the experience of sex. The purpose of this is to remove "sexual desires" from the victim by rendering her unable to "enjoy" what they consider "sinful actions" such as masturbation, and sexual intercourse, and combined with the rest of the abuse and neglect that they dish out so nonchalantly, practically turn her into a "soulless breeding slave", whose only purpose is to crank out little fetuses to fuel the mutually-agreed "false wars" conducted by the Arabs and Israelis, as well as breed more recruits to join "jihad" organizations which are formed for the one purpose of terrorizing, bullying and blackmailing helpless rurals into obeying their Islamic overlords.

This practice is being infiltrated to all Arab-controlled colonies in an effort to intensify the Middle-Eastern conflict and play up the old "Christian/Muslim rivalry" for the blind sheep. The resulting rising oil prices mean that the Arabs and their friends profit from these wars.

I find that replying to those who promote these sick crimes against our children and our race with a hail of hot lead is much more satisfying than having a "rational, peaceful discussion" with them, especially because it'll just lead to the same situation - upon losing their last argument, they'll pull out a scimitar out of their camel's ass and threaten to kill you, rape/enslave your family and plunder your house. What better way to cut the fight in the bud than to go lolgenocide on them?.

PS: Sorry for not updating so often. I'm not dead yet - some girl who lived next door gave me a videogame I was looking around for a long time. Scarface.

Dammit, now I have the OST stuck in my head and I want to buy a black sedan, and then drive in and mow down a bunch of Islamic mercenary rioters with a tommy gun - all the while headbanging to "PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT" by Paul Engemann.

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it

(Ooo yeah)

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)

Shadowrunner's weekly cooking show!.

2009-12-06T11:32:00.000-08:00

Some time back, I found a cookbook out in the trash in one of my coffee-fueled night wanderings; and amongst the few readable pages in it, I found something that would revolutionize my late-night adventures. That's right, after insane experimenting and risk-taking, I have perfected what can only be called a "high-octane rocket fuel" for night owls like me.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MAY CAUSE DELAYED EXHAUSTION, DEPRESSION AND LETHARGY IF CONSUMED IN EXCESS.

Without further ado, let get this show on the road!.

First, we shall make the reagent of this marvelous new fuel; for this, we need the following ingredients.

300 ml tomato juice.
a dash of Worcestershire Sauce
1 small red chilli, deseeded and chopped.
1 sliced spring onion.
6 ice cubes.

First, we put the tomato juice and Worcestershire Sauce into a food processor and we blend gently it until it is smooth!. While it's working, we shall crush the ice cubes - by the time you're done, it's time to add the chopped chilli and the spring onion slices and the crushed ice cubes in the processor. Zut Alor!. And then we blend it until a bright red consistency has been achieved!. Voila, the reagent is complete!.

Pour this into a tall glass, and keep it chilled.

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Now, we move on to the energy source; boosted expresso!.

We shall need...
A cup of steamy, high grade black coffee. (Get something with caffeine)
3 teaspoonfuls of Black Opium (you can use Red Bull if you didn't stockpile.)
5 teaspoonfuls of refined sugar (you can replace this with 5 tspns of glucose.)
A bar of solid chocolate. (keep this handy)

Pour the hot coffee into a food processor and drip the Black Opium in. Once that is done, start pouring the sugar/glucose into the coffee - gently; you want the sugar to float for a bit before going down. Once you are sure that the coffee is saturated, blend it until it is smooth.

Pour this into a coffee mug and serve with the chocolate bar.

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How to consume: First, down the tall glass of liquid fire(the reagent) in one go!. Try not to taste it, if you are the kind that can't handle spicy food. There you go, hard part's done. Now just sit back, put on some rock and roll and dip the chocolate into the syrup that your coffee has mutated into and nom on the chocolate. Enjoy.

In the near future... in the Maldives just next door...

2009-12-04T03:13:00.000-08:00

DEMOCRACY WARS.

It is a time of great change for the
Pizza House Clans. With the death of
Windows 98-tan, the Great Leader has
passed orders that will bring an election to
decide the next Champion Lord of the Pizza House.

The two chosen, Windows 2000-tan and Windows
XP-tan have both declared their wish to be the successor of
the noble Pizza House Legacy. On the 5th of December, the
voting will begin to decide who will become the successor
of the Pizza House Clan. Both sides have incredible support and
enjoy a large fan following. Both sides promise tits for voters.

The battle to decide the new Champion of the Pizza House
Clan has begun!. Also.... LOL DEMOCRACY!!!!. ALSO; DONGS.

Contestant 1: Windows 2000-tan

Contestant#2: Windows XP-tan

---------------------------------

We are gathered here...

2009-12-01T13:02:00.000-08:00

...To say our last goodbyes to a great champion of liberty and freedom. She served the Imperial Army heroically in several campaigns, bringing honor and victory to us. She led our newly-formed storm trooper units to their first victory in the First Rebellion, served with the special forces during The CHSE Uprising, fought through the Bloody Years and when it seemed that all was lost in that dreary day of infamy, she blazed a path to victory in the Last Hurrah, breaking the back of the vaunted "invincible army" of Maldives - with nothing but a platoon of 36 dedicated soldiers (the legendary White Viper unit); and changing the direction of the War in our favor. We would not be here without your noble, heroic actions; and for that, we are truly thankful. Our loss only stands to remind us that of all the enemies we face, time is the cruelest of them all. Nevertheless, we shall never give up against the new enemies that have arrived - with new hope, and new heroes; we shall face them without fear, and we will wrest victory, to honor your name.

Time marches on, and she has shown us the importance of looking to the future;- in her memory, we shall stoically move onwards for the glory of the Empire, certain that her heroic spirit will guard us from harm, and guide us to a new era. Windows 98-tan is survived by Windows 2000-tan and Windows XP-tan... both are soldiers of distinction and honor who has proven themselves great allies to our cause. But we must remember, that to stagnate and rot in sadness would be an insult to the heroic deeds of Windows 98-tan; rather, she has given us the chance to move further onwards to glory. She can rest in peace if she is certain that we will not hesitate to stop with her death, but to continue to uphold the legacy of victory and glory she has given us. This is our duty as citizens of the Empire - we shall march forwards, and immortalize the great deeds of our people.

So, thank you, Windows98-tan - for your heroic deeds, for your companionship and your unwavering courage; you are gone, but the memories will always remain in our hearts - May your pocky box never lose it's powers of flight; May the light shine for ever!. Long live Windows 98-tan!. Long live liberty!. Long live the Empire!.

R.I.P
Windows 98-tan
2002-2009

Shadowrunner has Swine flu. :(

2009-11-29T12:26:00.000-08:00

At first I was like

But then I was like.

Billions of billious, blue blistering barnacles!. Unmitigated disaster!. The very worst that could be possibly happen!. Not that I didn't take any safeguarding procedures, mind you... Or was it me falling asleep in teh worng part of town while out salvaging for spare parts?. The thing is, I'll never know...

Raised the alert level and quarantined myself in my command bunker...else I shall procure some Chocolax and do a kamikaze raid on the MoIA/Islamic Foundation!. Actually, that's why I was away from blogging nowadays. Lame-ass way to go, huh?. LOL. Yeah - if I do kick the bucket from this bug, I probably deserve to get laughed at.

PS: Swine-flu is a viral bug; If I live through this, I'll pretty much be immune to it all.

Eureka!. I've discovered DIY Absolution!

2009-11-26T02:17:00.000-08:00

I've found it!. Now I finally understand why these so-called Muslims can go around with their disgusting crimes!. Such a simple solution, crude in a way - but yet elegant!.

We're all used to laughing at those scenes in movies of the priest laying down his hand upon the sinner's forehead and going something to the effect of "Dominus noster Jesus Christus te absolvat; et ego auctoritate ipsius te absolvo ab omni vinculo excommunicationis (suspensionis) et interdicti in quantum possum et tu indiges. Deinde, ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen." - this was used as the basis on how those darned Christians could have all the fun without a care in the world. We were long-told that Muslims, lacking such a convenient clergy - were bound to a life of goodness, dullness and anti-lulz.

This scientific discovery, brought forth by one of our very own genius researchers, promises to change the way Muslims will live for ever. The discovery of an absolution system geared for Muslims. You heard that right - the allmighty clergy of Islam (Adhaalath and Islamic Foundation) have brought forth an absolution system for all you sinful Maldivians!. Sure, it's a bit less stranger than going into a confessional, handing the priest a few greenbacks and having him go all Latin on your ass. - but it works!. Shaheem, the Adhaalath mouthpiece has confirmed the use of this new system in a religious information distribution program last night on 11:20PM, of Nov 25. Since the almighty clergy of Islam said it, it MUST be true. Disregard any conflicting statements in the Quran and Hadith!. They know best!.

Here's what you do; On the night before Arafaat, you stuff yourself like a pig. Eat, eat, eat!. Then proceed to have a dance party with your boyfriends and girlfriends until the wee hours of the night, in which you'll eat more, dance more (and even fuck more) until you're utterly tired!. Remember to eat your last bite BEFORE 4:30 AM in the morning to be safe!. As the dawn prayer sounds, bid good day to your dancing, eating and sexual partners and do the prayers. Then, you can sleep all day until sunset; upon sunset, you must break your fast.

"Voilà!."

All your sins from last year, and the sins you will do on this year is ABSOLVED!. Remember - this will only work if you fast on Arafaat day. If you miss this day, you're SCREWED!. Now you can mimic our cultural masters and go around looting, killing, raping and overall being a classic Arab douchebag!. Heck, you can stick your hand into a camel's butthole and all your Arab friends will consider you a gifted mechanic! And don't worry if a patriot decides to end your sinful life - you'll be brought straight to heaven, where you can engage in every filthy desert arab's wet dreams for ever!. Milk, honey, gold, more bling and always-virgin bitches galore!. As a special bonus, Allah will be poking his gigantic jew nose at you from the sky as clearly as the full moon on a clear night!.

So.... I bid all my dear readers a happy Eid. Sin all you want; it'll be absolved next year - just DON'T mess up the dates and you'll be fine.

PS: Attention, any Christians reading my blog: I used an audio source to write my Latin - I'm sorry if I fouled it up anywhere. Thanks.

Often, I get told to "respect the law".

2009-11-24T09:45:00.000-08:00

And here, I will reply.

A law that renders me, a loyal Maldivian and into a stateless refugee. But, that very law is the one that gives the green light for child abusers to go with their wicked business, in the name of "Islamic law". It is said that it is necessary to give respect to earn respect - something that these so-called "lawmakers" need to get the hang of.

"A man who has married a child in a way the marriage is recognised by Islamic law, and after the marriage; the man who has has performed any sexual acts with the 'married' girl will not be found guilty."

This new "amendment" is practically asking to get loopholed. These "Islamic lawmakers" are practically reversing every key decision made on "no more" rallies; and making a mockery out of our every effort to cleanse and purge our country of these race-killers and interlopers.

If this "law" and "constitution" of Maldives will keep on bending over and making a laughingstock of itself to please the evil Arab overlords and their criminal allies, and all the while dishing out unthinkable injustice and cruelty over the helpless citizens of the country; why should I bother respecting this so-called "law"?.

If a country cannot protect their own citizens from foreign oppression and exploitation, then they don't deserve to be called countries. They are called colonies. I am a Maldivian, and I do not need to obey laws pushed by the enemy Arab overlords; I bear no loyalty to the so-called "laws" made by these criminal pedo enablers - rather, my loyalty is to the citizens, and the land.

And to those who will nefariously spam my comment box with links of (probably shooped) British and Bulgarian news reporting underage marriage/birth/rape... I'll ask you this; If the Brits do it, are we compelled to do so as well?. If Josef Fritzl just broke the sick fuck record, are we to mutely follow suit?.

Peace?. With THEM?. Hah!.

2009-11-21T02:23:00.000-08:00

Dear Peaceniks. I know some of you fear the keening scream of war, and some just fear for their lives. I know you want peaceful solutions because it involves handshakes and hugs which makes for a "happy end" on TV; much like a generic Kasauti drama where the argument is ended peacefully and people get married and some shit.

I'll tell you right here and now that I refuse to get roped into any sort of "peace" or "understanding" with people who are demanding "Full Shari'a Law" and other barbarisms of wahhaabee Islam here. Why the hell should I lay down my arms to an enemy intent on spreading suffering, injustice and misery in my homeland?. I don't want to sit back and watch as some terrorists turn my country into Somalia v2.9a, where women are executed on "SUSPICION" of extramarital relationships; and the most horrific injustice is carried out against starving people, again with no basis but intimidation and suspicion.

Mohamed, tell me this; Why SHOULD'NT I seethe with rage and anger against these Overlords of suffering and injustice?. You want me to negotiate peacefully with people who brainwash and turn our fathers and brothers to expendable cannon fodder?. You expect me to "turn the other cheek" when they have made clear their intention to enslave our women and our children?. Are you telling me to be "moral and ethical", while I watch as the Maldivian racial identity is gutted, bled dry and ever so steadily is replaced by an oppressive, alien and foreign identity?.

NEVER.

Try as you might to hide it, but the oppressive regime of Maumoon was deposed by violence. The great 2003 war campaigns opened up the path for regime change. Only the sheer power of armed weaponry can protect us from oppression.

The day will come when Islamofags will desecrate our graves, and tarnish the resting place of our heroes. Even then the locals will be too scared of the "chosen men of Allah/Yahweh/Habeeb" to fight back. In truth, they are not. The young woman who FUCKIN' PWNED the evil terrorist commander with an assault rifle and the EPIC NIGGERBEAR who eats laskar-e-taiba operatives for midnight snacks will agree with me when I say that they are not the chosen Ones of Allah - rather, they are a bunch of cowards hiding behind Islam to do their sick and disgusting crimes against every unfortunate nation and race they get to dig their dirty claws into.

Why the hell some weak-minded peaceniks want me to deal with such despicable bastards in a "peaceful, ethical" manner is beyond my understanding. They deserve worse than "foul words". The very least they deserve is to have a precision-guided white-phosphorus bomb dropped right into their face, so that they may experience the hell/jahannam/gehenna they intimidate all their victims with.

Sneak Preview of Track 1 of Shadowrunner's Choice CD.

So much for their death threats!. UPDATED!

2009-11-15T10:59:00.000-08:00

...now that proof has appeared, dealing a Zangief-style finish to Mohamed "Denial" Shaheem Ali Said and his group's blithering excuses and lies of a "hoax" about the child sex-slavery issue. And yet they continue to post their epic death threats, hilarious defamations and ye olde blatant lies against Hilath, the journalist who first brought this to the old media's attention.

In Dhivehi.

Eigo desu

Here's a prime gem , taken(more like jacked, amirite?!) from the author of jibueblog.blogspot - claims the streets will "never be safe" for us journalists. Warning. Badly-designed Islamofag blog. May cause slowdowns. Use NoScript and AdblockPlus. Unfortunately for that scimitar-fucking camel mechanic, we happen to have superior weapons not spoken of in the hadith.

Little do they know, that by doing all their threatening and saber rattling, they are actually proving my point; they are the traitors profiting from the organized sex-slave trade, and the ones supporting these sick bastards who sabotage our race. Mohamed "Denial" Shaheem has practically admitted to guilt by acting like a jackass and blatantly trying to lie about it all, too. Put that fucktard on the "ALL NEW" polygraph lie-detector. I say!.

Unfortunately for him, we are not all blind sheep who obey the mullahs without question unlike other conquered countries. We no longer fear their thugs and bandits, and we now know that they are not the "Chosen Men of God". Because a girl WITH MACHINE GUN and EVEN A FUCKING NIGRABEAR humiliated and killed these bastards as easily as you or me down a can of energy drink or coffee.

It is clear to anyone, that the filthy Islamofags are behind the supporting of child-abuse, sex slavery and the overall forced faggotry they seem to take EVERYWHERE they go (see Sudan, Somalia and Taliban-Afghanistan for details). Why else would they get so worked up about some unknown journalist writing articles?. No reason whatsoever; unless the journalist had hit on a truth they were trying to hide desperately... the fact that they are the ones behind the continued sabotage, denaturization, enslavement and rape of our Nation.

And even after masterminding these disgusting crimes against us and other poverty-struck nations, they STILL have the nerve to wonder why they are so universally despised around the world.

So, my message to them now is very simple. Bring your death threats, and bring your "sayakah golaeh fundaalaa" hired thugs. Attack even one of us, and we will strike back as one. We have superior weaponry now, and we're playing on our home turf. We have the advantage now. You may TRY to conquer our Fatherland and turn it into a Arab colony for breeding expendable suicide bombers - but in the end, you'll fail. Because you are not "Chosen Men/Ummah/Niggertits of God"; you're just a bunch of disgusting criminal scum that needs to be stuffed in an oven and turned into plant fertilizer for the glory of the human race.

A moment of silence...

2009-11-12T10:50:00.000-08:00

"... for the time is finally upon us.

The Mortal's lifespan is pitifully short, but their determination prevails over all obstacles. Given enough power, motivation land, skill and technology; mankind has the potential of making himself immortal - not in the flesh, but in the hearts and minds of all who witness their power. A world where justice is true, a world where mankind is given the opportunity to live long and prosper, a world where peace and equality rule supreme is the truly immortal ideal - for if liberty and freedom are bestowed upon them, it will take bloodshed and war to wrest it from their hands.

Thusly, the time has come to evacuate this dying world, and seek the stars for a new world in which to colonize and re-establish our immortality. Our time on this world was one of magnificence, heroics and glory - as we fought to establish our immortality. This seed of life, of glory - our ability, and our proof of existence; we will carry across the emptiness of deep space - and plant it once more on a world that will bless us with new life. We may die, but our ideals; our knowledge and our liberty will live on. This is true immortality!.

Weep not for the passing of this world, but weep for the memories lost; but remember - the past cannot be changed. Yet the future holds great promise; change it we must - skew history's weave to our ends, steal the reins of fate from chance and take hold; for it is the true path to our continued immortality!"

How odd...

2009-11-12T06:19:00.000-08:00

I accidentally fixed a small programming error that had been the cause of losing two major projects. Both projects were recovered - work on them will continue.

Note to self: Needs additional pylons.

Zero Hour.

2009-11-03T02:06:00.000-08:00

In A.D. 2009...
War was beginning.
Anni: What happen ?
Ahmed Shaheed: Somebody set up us the coup d' etat!.
Mariya: We get signal.
Anni: What!
Mariya: Main screen turn on.
Anni: It's you!!
DRP: How are you gentlemen !!
DRP: All your base are belong to us.
DRP: You are on the way to destruction.
Anni: What you say!!
DRP: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DRP: Ha ha ha ha ....
Ahmed Shaheed: Captain!!
Anni: Take off every 'Special Operatives'!!
Anni: You know what you doing.
Anni: Move 'ZIG'!!.
Anni: For great justice.

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The day is half over and I bought sand bags, guns, ammo, blasting caps and even a cannister of propane gas for the occasion of DRP's touted "democracy in action". Hmph, it's their leader's greed that led to these drastic belt-tightening measures. Why should they complain?. Blah.

So far, the day is turning out to be a disappointment. No city-wide riots, no "state of emergency", not even a single gunshot. Umar "The Oxymoron" Naseer wasn't seen on the streets either. A shame. I had the Ye Olde Spud Cannon loaded and ready to go, too. The only gunshots I heard all day was the sound of (badly)simulated gunfire from the Aces Over Europe copy I was running.

Ah, what can you expect from a bunch of dirty, greedy has-been politicians and their army of weaklings, cowards and criminals?. It is their fault that this country is in the absolute pits. They should understand this fact and commit mass-suicide; this way, they can "serve the country"; by alleviating the congestion problem, giving more room for people who deserve to start families and serving as excellent fish food.

Ah, what a boring day. And I woke up all hopeful and excited about shooting Umar in the face, too.

Oh, oh, and happy Victory Day!.

Caution. STELCO Failure detected...

2009-10-29T09:01:00.000-07:00

...Switch to secondary power source immediately.

It looks like the suits in STELCO are finally learning of their place in the technological world. Before anyone considers "protesting" the bill hikes, one must have to look at the technology with which STELCO provided electricity to the "most congested city on Earth.".

Diesel Generators. That's right; the same thing used to power large boats and small communities in the early days of petroleum energy. Those power plants were in vogue in the 1920's for fuck's sake. For a city area ranked among the "Most Congested in the world", having a diesel power plant powering the place is an engineering nightmare. I'm not surprised we have rolling blackouts more. The problem here is - the city of Mal'e has grown exponentially large, that the Utility company STELCO that still use outdated technology can no longer bear the brunt of supplying electricity - especially when the previous regime leaders squandered money that should have been used on development projects.

This is the grim result of the conservative society that eschews change, and the greedy that thrive in such backwardness. While the development of our national infrastructure has been grounded by greedy, money laundering politicians and the whole process of decay allowed to go on by lazy conservatives, only now we hear big talk about "changing the technology" and "infrastructure" - when disaster looks them straight in the eye.. The average, weak-minded conservative Maldivian will probably view profitable ventures as Green energy, modular Nuclear Energy, Resource Management and even the development of newer, high-capacity ports to build up the shipping business and bring revenue as "too hard, can't be assed.".

And that's not all. Compared to a "developed country", Maldives's overall electricity usage is fairly low - when compared to other countries on our "development level". Apparently because many of the the outer islands are STILL stuck in the Great Depression, 1930. It is widely believed that corrupt politicians and businessmen has had a hand in the grinding failure of STELCO.

Quite believable, when they have names like "Jangiya".

Seriously, there was enough money squandered by the Maumoon regime to build small-scale nuclear plants, and even fund a proper infrastructure and development of the islands, without depending on foreign loans. I personally think the so-called "opposition party alliance" need to explain where the money has gone before postulating about "Islam" and "Democracy". It is their mismanagement and greed that has forced the current government to take such massive belt-tightening steps such as reducing the salaries of the civil servants.

Well, I've been watching Maldives spiral lower and lower; Due to this new tariff system that promises uber-high electricity bills, I'll have to add solar panels and build rudimentary homebrew power systems. Sure, people will look at me funny, but it's their loss. I'm the one that'll get the cheap electricity while the primitives flounder when their old, tottering supports give way. There is a reason why the dinosaurs went extinct - and these conservatives have to understand a simple law of existence.

"Either you learn to adapt, or the ever-changing circumstances will break you."

PS: The Last Unicorn was on TV today. The censorship had me foaming at the mouth and whistling into cellphones in order to launch nuclear warheads towards the MoIA.

"Hide the women and children!...

2009-10-24T02:30:00.001-07:00

....beardines a-comin' in by the starboard, captain!"

"Gather the cannons and make ready to return fire!."

-

That's the train of thought that went through my head when I read this report by KissTheMaldives.

So much for the honeyed promise that they would "investigate this immediately." It's been two months, and the religious conservatives have tried every trick in the grimoire to evade that duty. First, they raised an outcry about "lies and slander" of the whole report. Then, when that failed, they tried to direct the public's attention away from the case by raising a stupidstorm about "churches and temples". And that didn't work either; then they tried to intimidate the guy who reported the incident.

That didn't work so great either.

Despite their great Arab commander, Bilal Screwdriver Philips Abu Americunt's orders that "legalized child marriages", the Ministry of Islamic affairs is slowly but surely being driven to the last resort by an unrelenting public. They even attempted to downplay the whole incident by referring to it as "child bride case.", thus plastering the aura of semi-legality over a case of clear-cut child abuse.

How long are the citizens going to simply stand around and watch as these dirty, self-serving Arab wannabe haabees continue to blithely bless these sick crimes, these social wrongs with the mantle of legality and allow these depraved pedophile race-killers to continue enslaving and raping our women and children, claiming that it is a God-given right?. What will it take for the Maldivian collective to start fighting back?.

These guys need an ultimatum shoved down their throats. "Will you investigate this case, or will you beat around the bush and avoid the question - and get shot in the face?". We don't need a ministry whose job is to hide crimes against our children and procrastinate on investigations. And why was Mohamed Shaheem so nervous, he didn't even give the identity of the criminal?. Was he in on the whole deal?. I bet they all do. The whole lot of them are tied into the high-stakes, big money underworld of child sex slave trade - that's the vibe I'm getting from the behavior of these "Adhaalath Party" flunkies.

I know Anni's trying his best to avoid the bitter potion of conflict, but sometimes, the bitterest medicine can do wonders. The 2002-2003 war years in Maldives, in the early days creation of the MDP is ample proof of this. And the beardies, and the corrupt judiciary truly deserve to be on the receiving end of the public's bloody outrage for allowing these sick crimes against nation, race and State to be carried out. Maldivians today are kept in check by the "Islamic Hegemony Doctrine."; but - the same way Maldivians stood up against Gayoom's hired thugs and the fearsome might of the NSS - once more, history shall repeat itself... Those who dare, will succeed.

Original cartoon taken with permission from Tom Metzger's site.

Concerning the calls for the Death Penalty...

2009-10-20T01:03:00.000-07:00

The religious Adhaalath Party has criticised President Mohamed Nasheed for saying the death penalty and amputation should not be included in the revised penal code.

Little do they know that including such harsh, final punishments will be like giving a sword a massive, vorpal blade, and no hilt. Why? Because the justice system in this country is corrupt and inefficient to the core. In this country, rape victims are being punished for "adultery" while the rapists go free. Muggers rampage and steal from the citizens - citizens made defenseless by "the law". Drug dealers do their business a hop, skip and jump away from the Presidential Palace.

And the worst of the lot actually intimidate the police force in order to stay free.

Anni may be a weakling, it's far too clear - he was elected on popular support alone. At least he's putting on a brave face about it and trying his best.

If such harsh punishments (as in Shari'a Law) are implemented, then soon, we shall see groups of people working together to dispose of people they do not see eye-to-eye with.

Some Maldivians today have degenerated to the lowest of the low to achieve their ends and desires. Kidnapping, rape, assault, robbery, etcetera. Some even hide in the guise of Islam to commit their horrific acts. My buddy Yaamyn thinks these guys deserve a REAL death sentence. If they can rob, murder, torture, and gangrape innocent and helpless citizens with impunity, what will stop them from touching a copy of the Koran and swearing to their lies in a "Shari'a" court?. In the end, I believe that it will not lower the crime rate as the religious ones guarantee; instead, Maldives will become the worst example of democracy - mob rule,. headed by mullahs and powered by greed, hatred and corruption - all the evil justified in the Path of Allah.

In the end, Shari'a law depends on witness testimony, overturning everything else in favor of the male witness(es) - if this is not asking for injustice in this wretched country of depraved criminals and liars who will lie upon the word of Allah to get what they want; I don't know what else it is. Cases like this will go unpunished under Shari'a law. In fact, I'm sure the poor old woman in that underlined case would be prosecuted for "opening the door to an unrelated male." under Mullah law. Thus is the imperfection of this so-called "Islamic Justice."

I have deemed it necessary to arm myself with rudimentary lethal weapons for self-defense; my country has become too unsafe to live. Naysayers and peaceniks may say that "taking the law into your own hands" is undemocratic, I see no other way to protect myself from robbers, thieves and thugs - because sometimes it seems to me the law is on their side.

The law may be on their side, but there is no law in the whole world can protect against a high velocity full-metal-jacketed bullet. There is no libtard whining peacenik lawmaker that can scream louder than the supersonic boom of the hyper-velocity missile.

PS: Found Yaamyn's artice; had to plunk down a link too. :P

Anni, rollin' an' trollin'. Dey hatin'.

2009-10-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

Once again, our very own Epic Successful Troll, President Anni leaks more pictures of himself onto the interwebs Clad in a skintight wetsuit, Anni crushed the ambitions and wet dreams of several Islamofag sheikhs by collecting over 73 squealing fangirls in LESS THAN A DAY, more than what the beardie lore promised 72 virgins for a "lifetime of good deeds.". In fact, his trolling was so good, even his cabinet ministers were not spared the carnage.

From Left to right: Their thoughts about Anni's awesome trolling.
1) "What has been seen...*dramatic pause*... cannot be unseen."
2) Ze goggles! Zhey do NOTHING!.
3) Shut the fuck up, fat man!.
4) I'm a local. I am in this picture.
5) You guys are pathetic. Geez.

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And now, the evil unfunny groups of old buruga-wearing Druugaai Raaboo Party niggers are busy sitting in their viper's nests and hissing away, butthurt about the President's newest and prolific trolling - that was rumored to reach international audiences. Boo hoo. Theyre just upset because NOOO OOONE TROLLS LIKE NASHEED.

The only thing that could have made this event more epic was if DJ Majeed had accidentally got his leg stuck in a leaky, bloody piece of meat... and a passing white shark takes him out to...for dinner.

There is enough material here to supply an army!.

2009-10-17T02:35:00.000-07:00

So yeah, I decided to go to the bank and get me some moneyz because I was in a spending mood; and on my way back, I saw this tiny shop dumping a shitload of cheese cans for sale.

One can for 1 Rf!.

Basically, I offered to buy the whole box. Cost me 30Rf, it did. But man, this is good news for my late-night journeys into the Galaxy.

That's 30 cans of cheese.

Gonna lug this lot to Hulhumale, build a fire and eat toasted cheese sandwiches.

:awesome:

So-called "Muslims" - As bad as right-wing Zionists.

2009-10-10T17:49:00.000-07:00

So, yeah; whats with their whining of "diplomatic ties" with like minded nations?. They should be toasting and having their happy sula shiraz orgies because the government is forming diplomatic relationships with like-minded people.

Why are the retarded Islamic extremists so similar to the friendly neighborhood supervillain, ZionMan?. I shall explain.

1) Inane intolerance to all other religions and ideals, check. It's so bad you're supposed to kill anyone who doesn't agree with your beliefs "on sight". Rocks are supposed to tell you where men of other faiths hide, a la Tolkien.

2) Belief that they are the "chosen ones" to rule the world, check. It'd be a risk to put one of each in a room. Knowing them, they'll either kill each other off - or worse, they will co-ordinate and split the world in half.

3) Deaf, dumb and blind to the crimes of their ideological masters, check. From keeping underage concubines to choking off entire cities, these guys are happy to support the will of their masters.

4) Blind obedience required, even when it comes to accepting the sayings of the Prophet as "divinely inspired" or bombing the Gaza Strip with WP-Munitions.

5) Policy of "Disconnect" very similar to Scientology. (No idea why this is here, lol). Both schools of thought do not hesitate to violate the ties of family with their vile propaganda. Children who stray from the rigid path or seek "forbidden knowledge" are disconnected, ostracized and persecuted.

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I personally think that the Israeli war criminals and far-right hardliners will get along with the extremist Muslims very nicely. Both are semite, both are harsh and cruel, both work to destroy their target societies with bombs, drugs, intimidation and propaganda and both serve the international war machine.

PS: If anyone figures out the true purpose of this post, email me. :P

O Promised Land, Whereforth Arth Thou?

2009-10-10T00:59:00.000-07:00

With Promises Five, doth ye fancy our mind
Marching through Searing Gas that Blind
Did ye first raise the colors of the Holy Flag
With great Voice unto our suffering did ye first nag

O Promised Land, Whereforth Arth Thou?
The March of time Brought Change unto Us
Ye said "Can it be change time now?"
And so change cometh, in rivers of blood and pus.

O Promised Land, doth thou Test our mettle?.
For surely liberty never cometh from the ballot box.
Only through War and Conflict, by Force of Arms
Did our ancestors raise the flag; In Battle!

O Promised Land, do we deserve ye?
We who are Afraid of Mortals and their Lies!
I call upon thee, free us from the Ancient Fies!
O Promised Land, raise the colors of Liberty!

O Promised Land, for Liberty we shall Fight!
Give us the wings of Courage and we shall take Flight.
In Memory of the Martyrs and the Children who fell,
With our courage, we shall raise an inferno rivaling Hell!

HAIL VICTORY!.
HAIL VICTORY!.
HAIL VICTORY!.

Epic Shitstorm in the Parliament today.

2009-10-05T01:26:00.000-07:00

Now there's a massive shitstorm in the Parliament of a bunch of whiners trying to hide the old regime's trade links, what with claiming that there has been no links between Israel, citing a "diplomatic denial". They just don't get that all the old agreements have been strictly undercover; mostly involving NSS personnel training as well as the trade movements, which can be identified by accessing their website, and checking the locations where they ship.

For those who are skeptical, here is a short list of the most recent shipments.

Ship name: Progress Lily.
Vessel Code: RLI.
ZIM Voyage#: 43.
Partner's Voyage#: 230.
Local Arrival: 25-Sept-2009.

Ship name: Princess Lily.
Vessel Code: PYQ.
ZIM Voyage#: 54.
Partner's Voyage#: 49095.
Local Arrival: 02-Oct-2009.

I'm sure anyone in the imports business will realize these are legit.

Mal'e, Maldives shows up pretty clear on that site's destinations list. I don't see why these conservatives try to deny it. What is it that they have against Mr. Nasheed going "honest Joe" with his choice of diplomatic contacts?. Personally, I think it'll reveal a lot more information about the previous regime's dirty dealings.

And what the hell is it with the whiners lumping all Israelis as one super-entity?. The people of Israel are not responsible for the policies of it's hardline government; There is lots of resistance against the far-right, and it is unfair for the uninformed old conservatives to fan the image based off the biased mainstream media that promotes the image of Israel as a super-military empire and suppresses all Jewish voices of dissent. THEN they go and call Anni a "Zionist agent", for the most stupid reasons;- like updating our weak, outdated education syllabuses and what not.

Why can't they just admit that Maumoon loved his golden toilet seat (and other extragavanzas) and overall was more of a "greedy ol' pennypincher", and just IRL ban themselves?. These DRP whiners are an obstruction - an unneeded appendage in the new era. They need to understand they have been ousted by the people and kindly GTFO.

Lots of drama took place today in the Majlis. One guy even tore up some important looking document for the lulz. And furthermore, the few MDP members of the Majlis engaged in some heroics, reporting on things even I did not know existed. Especially that jewel with the Reethi Rah Resort being surveyed by an Israeli company had me in tears of laughter. The part about some guy in a red shirt exposing weapons trade using ships flying flags of convenience was quite the kicker, too.

They then asked the Majlis not to waste their time with petty bullshit like this. Way to go!.

Then the hurricane-force madness that was Majlis Miadhu took a turn for the worse. RELIGION came in to play, what with some overweight screamo called Redwave Saleem decrying all Jews as "enemies of Islam", citing some old photoshooped cave scribblings as proof. Bah, for a fatty that stole a shitload of moneys from the Ministry of Atolls and Administration, he sure seems religious! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...!.

The Majlis session then proceeded into enter into even more insane religious hilariousness. Known drug-lord, MP Abdulla Yameen of the People's Alliance fame, then ranted and raved about more religion shit; while blithely disregarding the fact he himself was the top drug lord in Maldives. My religious extremist parents made themselves useful here, identifying each and every MP with pinpoint accuracy - even recalling this one instance when Druglord Yameen went around in his car, wearing a sarong; dispensing drugs to young people. It's amazing how many opposition members of parliament go on and on about "morality", "Jews", "peace" and "Islamic values" while gaining weight in this Majlis. I've seen skinny people from the ghetto gain rapid weight in less than THREE MONTHS. Must be all that junk food they're chomping down at the local Party Cafe.

I know I was supposed to write some replies to my devoted fans on the last post; but seeing this delicious shitstorm in progress, my JOURNALISTIC INSTINCTS JUST KICKED IN, YO - and wrote this WALL O' TEXT before I knew what I was doing.

"You know what you doing!!" - Captain, Zero Wing.

Reporting Live from Interwebz, This is Shadowrunner.
PS: My name is NOT Mohamed Shahyb... where the hell did Freudwannabe get that idea?

"A Presidential Medal of Freedom...

2009-10-01T07:59:00.000-07:00

...To the brave girl from Kashmir who demonstrated gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of her life, above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in action against an enemy of the People of the Free State of Maldives. For her especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the Free World, world peace, cultural or other significant endeavors."

Rukhsana Kauser, a young girl from Kashmir has shown us a shining example of how to deal with the Islamic bullies, thugs and other people who think they can rule by intimidation and force. And the best for last; Kauser is a practicing Muslim.

BBC Source
Midday Source

Such bravery will not go unnoticed; she may be slain in retribution by the evil Laskae-e-Taiba criminals - but she is already a hero, and a welcome guest in the Free State of Maldives. Even if she is martyred in the cause of liberty, the first act of armed resistance against the thugs has been carried out. The world now knows that these haabee scum aren't the "chosen people" ordained by Allah, but as vulnerable to gunfire as any other human being. The age of fear is truly ending.

One of the militants wanted to marry Kauser against her will, reports said. They went to the house looking for Ms Kauser but her father, Noor Hussain, resisted their demands, Rajouri district senior police superintendent Shafqat Watali told the BBC.

Ms Kauser said she grabbed one of the militants by the hair and banged his head against the wall. When he fell down she hit him with a FUCKING AXE, before snatching his rifle. "I fired endlessly. The militant commander got 12 shots on his body." Kauser said. "I had never touched a rifle before this, let alone fired one. But I had seen heroes firing in films on TV and I tried the same way. Somehow I gathered courage - I fired and fought till dead tired.". This is the first act of armed resistance against the thugs who wish to replicate the "perfect Islamic apartheid" across South Asia.

Mark my words, it will not be the last.

Police identified the dead militant commander as Abu Osama, who they say was a member of the Lashkar-e-Taiba group and had been active in the Rajouri area for the past five years. His own greed and vice was his undoing. The same organization which was attempting to build training camps in the uninhabited islands of the Maldives. Her family is certain that they will face retaliation from the bullies and criminals. Nevertheless, the solution is clear - the force of arms, cemented by the will of the people; will prevail over the Islamic bullies and criminals.

THIS is the justice we need; Not a biased judiciary. Not a weak police force tied down by decisions of corrupt judges. But the force of arms in the hands of the people.

This young girl has taught us a good lesson; there is to be no negotiation - no peace with those who choose to intimidate and bully the people to consolidate their power. The only proper retort for such wicked criminals is a hail of rapid gunfire. This girl has taught us that what we need is the power of armed force to protect our liberty and our rights; not some fine words and pansyfooting by wannabe liberals weaklings who do not know of the harsh reality outside their ivory towers.

....That's a lot of BAWWW for Israel...

2009-09-28T15:40:00.000-07:00

I lol'd at the Adhaalath's whining about President Anni trolling the shit out of the Islamofags by promoting diplomatic ties with Israel, a country them beardies consider to be a country that has no right to exist. They then went and released a *cue fanfare here* PRESS RELEASE with long and delicious words as "outside the international boundaries, ignored many UN resolutions, and blatantly flaunted its utter disrespect for UN orders."

And there goes the DRPtards, calling Anni a "Zionist agent" and calling for his resignation on the streets. Ah, I wish some armored vehicles would roll up and IRL-ban them...

Little do they know, that Maldives has long held business and diplomatic ties with Israel. Even in Maumoon's era.

The mainstream media has portrayed Israel as a tiny, supermilitary state that repeatedly violates the UN's orders, possess nuclear weaponry and a kick-ass black-operations division (MOSSAD-style up in da hood, yo. WORD.). This image has been so well-driven home that the average Maldivian imagines Israel as a rogue, high-tech military army. Images of Israeli civilian/military opposition to several questionable things done by the military/government has been filtered out, to reinforce the idea.

I find it funny when people go BAAWWW when Anni did something honest. It's a start; someone needs to kill off whoever's telling him that Adhaalath commands "thousands of votes" MOSSAD-style, and then nudge him to being even more honest with his own country.

Yeah, trade is booming with Israel. All one has to do is stroll down the unguarded commercial harbor and count the containers that bear the ZIM Integrated Shipping Services codes. You'll need more than your fingers to to that, hur hur!.

Final thoughts: Since Maumoon loves gold (ALMIGHTY GOLDEN TOILET!!), AND allowed trade with Israel under wraps, I personally think he's more of a "LOLGOlD<3"*ahem*> I wonder what the simpleton DRP lackeys will think of their beloved ZAEEM if this ever gets out....

I picked up a file from the tubes last night...

2009-09-23T02:28:00.000-07:00

I do not know whether to call it a misfortune, or a moment of luck blessed by some insane god out for shits and giggles... but last night, I somehow ended up downloading a pdf from a friend who [DATA EXPUNGED, UPON SOURCE REQUEST].

Complete PDF.

It turned out to be quite huge, and I spent last night reading through it.

"The extent to which the Taliban regime has violated the human rights of Afghan women is unparalleled in recent history. This report contains compelling evidence of how a society in which women played a prominent role in the health professions, in government, and in teaching, has been replaced by one where: women are regularly and brutally beaten for walking on the street without a male chaperone or without a garment (burqua) that covers their bodies from head to toe; many women must beg because they are largely forbidden from working; women cannot obtain health care from many facilities and cannot be examined by a male doctor without a chaperone, and schools for women and girls have closed their doors with the exception of Qu'ranic training for girls under eight. Such discrimination and the suffering it causes constitute an affront to the dignity and worth of Afghan women and humanity as a whole."

- Introduction, taken from the PHR website.

If I had a weaker gut, I'd feel ill from reading the horror stories this file described. Gulping down the rising queasiness by chewing on crystallized Black Opium, I proceeded to read the whole thing. Frankly, even I'm shocked.

Is this the theocratic, medieval nightmare that Adhaalath And Friends are plotting for us?. As I read though the horrors that were recorded, I recalled the many times that such brutality and injustice were carried out in "the name of Islam" in the conquered lands. I am convinced that the "Shari'a law" that these people are pushing for will not be benevolent at all; Why? Have you seen their bloodthirsty groupies?. They sound like a mob of ravening hounds and criminals caught red-handed, instead of a group of peaceful emissaries to me.

Seriously, if they were just here to spread peace, equality and goodwill; they wouldn't need to get so butthurt and go "Kill Whosoever Makes Fun Of Islam!!!".(quote from the bloodthirsty groupies page) The recent lulzstorm in Muraasil.com by a bunch of batshit insane grunts who learned how to type thaana and for some reason, got an internet connection; are proof that these people are up to their ears in skulduggery; why else would you rant and threaten to outright kill a guy who wrote his thoughts? It's as if they were caught doing something so wrong, they could not bear to let the whole world know.

If they were doing something so horribly wrong they could not afford to let a witness live; we have a right to know what that was - especially when they profess to be the religion of peace and tolerance, and are going to implement their laws in this land.

Happy Fitr Eid to all my readers!.

2009-09-19T18:48:00.000-07:00

I know I'm supposed to be all smiles and handshakes, but since I accidentally stared into the eyes of Weegee (see last blog entry), I have no choice to...

...losing contact...

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A cat crossed my path...

2009-09-18T01:24:00.000-07:00

So as not to disturb it, I crossed over to the other side of the road...And a few minutes later, I noticed a small, out-of-the-way general store selling a certain component I had practically given up on finding - with component in stow, I made for the bunker to complete the weapon I was supposed to work on.

Verily, cats are Holy Guides from the Lord and Savior, Raptor Jesus! (lolwtf.)
....
Okay, the weapon is ready and quite able to fire; but a problem with the trigger mechanism prevents true semi-automatic action;(slow rate of fire) I think I should visit a hardware store this time. I'm missing a hacksaw, and for the life of me, I can't remember where the old hacksaw is at...

"Quite a nasty piece of work..."

2009-09-14T06:51:00.000-07:00

"....I am impressed."

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A friend who wished to remain anonymous directed my attention to a "learned scholar", giving an interview on Minivan news the other day.

- Interview Part 1

- Interview Part 2

After the forced faggotry that was Bilal Philips Screwdriver, I was naturally wary of any persons presenting themselves as a religious authority; but nevertheless, I accessed the above aforementioned links and began reading though them. By the time I finished reading through the interview, I was quite pleased to say that this was the sort of "Islamic Scholar" that this country needs, in lieu of the so-called "sheiks" who infest the Ministry of Islamic Affairs/Maldives in general.

Among the many things he acknowledged were the need on regulated Islamic laws, streamlined to the problems of the people(he practically denounced the child-marriage thing haabees are desperate to push forward, - and as a bonus, shook the very foundations of wahhaabee promoters of pedophilia);- as well as outlining the important need to unite the people with religion, instead of using it as a tool of politics; he also exposed the new Maldivian law of religious homogeneity as a "critical fault" that would create unrest, and ultimately, conflict and violence. He ended his interview with a call for peace and dialouge, in the interest of protecting the helpless that would suffer if Maldives were to enter an age of civil war.

Unfortunately, this scholar's pleas for peace is set to fall on deaf ears. No en-massed, petrodollar-funded poster campaign for this man. No appearances on mainstream media (please let me know if there is any) and definitely no praisetalk about him among the haabee circles.

Why?

"He has no right to preach about a religion he does not follow." says a haabee man who I interrogated. Upon asking him for information, he informed me that "He does not have a beard long enough to grasp by the right hand. It is quite clear that he disregards the sunnah - he is a Quranite."

Has Islam fallen this far? To a point where scholars are rated according to their beard length? When the basic message of Islam (peace) is ignored in favor of levels of facial hair?. And what the hell was it with the Quranite insult? Are the vile poisons that Bilal Phillips Screwdriver and Friends bukkaked all over Maldives taken firm root?. And since the interviewer was Maryam Omidi, will the whole interview be disregarded?

I feel embarrassed to even be a part of this sect nowadays.

I feel that he must know a few things about the "extremists" he is willing to "negotiate" with; I feel that these extremists are not out to prove their religion is better - they're in the game for the slaves, the money, the 72 virgins and the "glory" of being part of the "next world power" - and they are willing to stoop to bloodshed and murder if their claims are challenged. I believe that an invading pathogen or cancer must not be negotiated with - but must be defeated and purged, by any means necessary. Not that I can say proper negotiations ever happened; but at least someone made a stand for peace - that made my day. I know it'll be worth nothing, but the thing is - he tried.

The Blame Game.

2009-09-09T22:01:00.000-07:00

Let's just say the Mullahs would be the world champions if Blaming was an Olympic sport. The other day, I was listening to this... okay, so I wasn't listening to it. I was forced to sit on the chair near the radio, and asked to listen to this mullah ranting and raving about how "media destroys societies.". (Program was heard on 9 September, 2009 - Frequency 96.00 FM.(ID: Atoll FM)

Uh oh. They've finally begun the onslaught against Mollywood. The Age of War is nigh!. Repent!*cough*

Anyways, I was chuckling inside as this speaker went on about the evils of open media, and how the imagery of unveiled women corrupts the man's mind. He claimed that our drug epidemic and gang rapes/child abuse was all to be blamed on the western media which glorified drug use and immoral behaviour, such as men and women holding hands, hugging and kissing. (lolwut?. he assumes that our men are supposed to be gay/lemmings) He was particularly pointing at the "pretty ladies" on foreign news channels, such as CNN and BBC. He claimed that the more we see or even hear unveiled women, the stronger our desire to fornicate grows, citing that there's a shai'tan (Ba'alzamon, the Dark One; for all you WoTfags) in every one of us.

(Basically confirming the fact that they are an uncontrolled, barbarous bunch and see others the same way.)

Then he claimed that playing violent video games was as sinful as the act shown on the screen. "The person who commits a sin, the person who encourages sin, and the person who witnessed a sin and keeps silent are all equal sinners.". I suppose he does not realize the barrier between reality and videogames is quite definite... this explains their smudged reality concerning the Prophet Mohamed, too.

This is why I only get to play GTA:SA with a katana and only behead people - my religious parents are satisfied with the explanation that the Ballas are drug dealers. Apparently, beheading is alright, guns/sex is not. Good laugh, huh?. And here's the mother of them all. He claimed that there was a growing movement of anti-islamic males in Maldives, and pious women should avoid them. And in the "unfortunate" case if a woman's husband turns out to be a "Quranite" or "corrupted by western morals", he called for the women to wear the veil and just disrupt the marriage until it falls apart. "Separate yourself from the infidel, and make him know that you are not interested in him. Don the veil and refuse his invitation into the decayed western world(sic)."

MAJOR LOLLAGE right there. Disrupting marriages is alright, now?. Despite the fact that divorce is one of the things Allah disapproves of?. How can this be?. Oh wait... I know... they have a catchall phrase for this... FEEE SABEELILLAAAH!. (In the path of Allah!)

I'm surprised people believe this crap. But I know how stupid people can be. People believe in Scientology. Now obviously, if people are stupid enough to believe that crap, they'll believe anything.

Declaration of War.

2009-09-04T04:11:00.000-07:00

Uplink 2.1mbps/Downlink 512kbps.
Transmission secure.

The UN has been coerced into signing a formal "Declaration of unconditional Surrender" by the Semite World Network. What it is - A UN resolution that seeks to criminalize all criticism of Islam. This basically means that people like this and this will be able to operate under UN blessings; and all their critics will be silenced by the mandate. The UN has become as useless as the League of Nations and their appeasement tactics during the 1930's. "There are two sets of rules played here; Muslims can preach death to Jews and Christians but no one can criticize Islam." That's the take one fellow blogger wrote here. What a load of baloney.

It seems that I was too late in publishing the Arab-Israeli Pact Theory paper;- these events taking place today are making me even more sure of the paper's truth.

If Blogger, Wordpress and the UN have been compromised, and instead of providing unbiased content for the free world, if they are in the service of the International Semite in censoring all criticism; the time has come to take the conflict to the next level. If they think they can get away with using the weak fools in the UN to serve as their vanguard, they are sorely mistaken.

This act of cowardly censorship to serve the interests of the evil worldwide Semite Crime Cartels will not go unanswered.

Attention: All command personnel to report to the Presidential Bunker.
Notice: Unit 7-31 "Death Star" Nuclear Attack Squads placed on maximum alert. Contingency Plan MAD has been authorized. Any nuclear attempt to stop our armed forces will result in an all-out nuclear war. Unit 7-32's Nuclear Attack Squads will be placed on reserve to carry out Operation Second Impact in case our military objectives fail and we are forced back.

Code Red: State of Emergency declared.

2009-09-02T16:33:00.000-07:00

Code Red. Switching to encrypted emergency broadcast system.

Attention: State of Emergency has been declared. All non-essential personnel are advised to report to the Operations Desk and take a week of paid leave.

Attention: Secretary of Defense, Director of Central Intelligence and Secretary of Offense, report to the Presidential Bunker immediately. This is not a drill. I repeat...

Blogger/Wordpress/UN has initiated a massive censorship program.

As some of you will know, the Invisible Pink Hollow Prophet blog was a blog that promoted a certain religion involving something pink in a hilarious manner, reporting on the misdemeanors and crimes of the adherents of major religions. This blog has been censored due to something like "inciting religious violence."

It is quite clear that the semite will stop at nothing to silence their critics, and with this arrogant act of censorship, the next course of action has become grimly clear. This blog will be shut down for 24 hours in order to move all content into HTML backups.

I leave you know with the blogger's manifesto.(pdf format)

Another case of rape/sexual repression.

2009-08-31T08:02:00.000-07:00

Word on the street has it that a mob of men ambushed a couple behind the old abandoned Alimas Carnival, tied up the man and then proceeded to rape the living shit out of the girl. Poor boys - one can only feel sorry for those rapists and wonder what drove them to the act. It is quite clear that the continued sexual repression in this country is starting to reach breaking point.

Sure, some arrests were made, blah blah. I'll bet all 120US$ on hand (can't bet money I have in the bank, sorry), that the so-called "Islamic courts" will find the girl guilty of "being with an unrelated male". Typical "Islamic" judgment.

I'm sure that if Maldives had a more tolerant outlook on youth relationships and less sex segregation, we wouldn't have this rape problem by desperate groups of young men hungry for some pussy. The whole problem stems from the so-called "conservative Islamic" outlook that frowns upon boy~girl relationships, and society's sex segregation in general.

Received: One high-powered laser device.

2009-08-29T12:12:00.000-07:00

OEM device for the prototype laser cannon received. Scale 1:10.

Target. Balloons and matches.

Will conduct tests first thing tonight.

However, the final product will not exactly be man-portable. This problem was solved when a fellow blogger suggested that I mount the cannon on a bicycle.

Happy Ramadan to all of you.

2009-08-22T02:50:00.000-07:00

And you all know damn well what that means, don'tcha.

President-elect Barack Obama wishes a happy Ramadan to all you Muslims out there, and signs a Guarantee that the United States will increase watermelon production by 20%. He arrived to this ceremony is Chicago holding a large watermelon, that he commented was the largest one his wife ever grew in the backyard. THREE CHEERS FOR THE USA!.

These watermelons are protesting that only Muslims get to enjoy the de facto Ramadan (watermelon) season. From left to right, a Buddhist Watermelon, a Tribal watermelon, an Atheist watermelon and a Jewish watermelon Their chief spokesman, Dr. Watermelon McRhino (PhD) has released a statement that watermelons of all religions should be allowed to participate in Ramadan.

"This is an outrage. I demand that all watermelons from all faiths be allowed to participate. This, my friends - is called religious bigotry. And religious bigotry is something that is a trademark of the Maldives. - Watermelon McRhino."

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Last, but not least; Hitler is still snacking on watermelons in heaven. Him and that Guy Who Tripped on a Pylon Cable and caused Sodom to Flip over was in a mean game of "whack-a-mole" that ended with a score of 917/721, in Hitler's favor.

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In other news, the economy of Mal'e has been crippled by "1st day of Ramadan". Curry niggers everywhere are rejoicing as Maldivian businesses seize up and declare a "no business day". if you're an unlucky shopper looking for some extra ingredients to perfect that "first day meal", then you're SCREWED!. Ha ha ha...

Planning to go on a pilgrimage.

2009-08-16T04:12:00.000-07:00

No, no way in hell I'm going to Mecca. Too much payments to unscrupulous "groups" and the crowds are horrible, too. And all in all, I personally think the whole thing is just too similar to Hindu religious rites. Oo lawdy, is dat sum plagiarism?!. When the Arabs see it, they'll shit bricks!.

No, I have a better place in mind.

To the Sea of Trees near Mt.Fuji, Japan. To pray to the spirits of the departed and to my heroic ancestors. In my opinion, it is a far better spiritual journey than to let my hard-earned money fall into the hands of Arabs and their "travel groups", just to take part in a religious "rite" that appears to have been borrowed, traced and photoshooped.

It's quiet out there, no crowds and no one to annoy you for miles and miles on end. Heck, I bet I could write my whole autobiography out there. Naah, maybe when I'm like 50 years older, I'll go back there write up my whole autobiography on a simple writing book.

PS: My handwriting's gonna be horrible.

New blog to post my photography...

2009-08-11T13:14:00.000-07:00

This blog will aim to post pictures that explain WHY those haabees fear photography and want to ban it. (aka serve as a photo album of my exploits.)

It is available here.

Following the tradition of this blog, anyone and everyone is welcome to post comments/thoughts/criticisms etc.

In our time, there will be no peace.

2009-08-09T00:45:00.000-07:00

The half-baked speech by Bilal Phillips Screwdriver has convinced me so.

He claims that children that reach puberty should be married off to prevent ziney. But he has addenumed it with "the man must wait until the girl is properly matured before having sexual relations." Hmph. Probably to cover his own ass.

It won't be that way here. The population of this country is so repressed sexually, and roving with pedophiles and child abusers; that even the judiciary is bent in their favor. What this Bilal Phillips Screwdriver does not know (or chooses to blind himself to.) is that the pedophiles that wait hungrily for this law to be passed so they can legally do what they do best will NOT wait for a girl to "properly mature.", just because the girl can be punished for even speaking of it?

Can't he see that girls are punished for even reporting sexual abuse in this shit hole?.

Why can't he say anything to make a stand against the oppressed, hunted female population of Maldives?.

Why can't he declare that the judiciary is unislamic for letting men escape, while punishing the woman or the girl?.

He is merely another agent of the evil Islamic Caliphate.

The enemy has landed on our sacred shores and raised their banners of rape and plunder.

There will be no Desert Storm, but Desert Holocaust.

The Arab-Israeli Pact theory.

2009-08-03T20:26:00.000-07:00

Well, it's finally here.

Disclaimer: I am very sure that this is true; but my belief does not equate to something being correct - as of August 4 2009, this theory remains just that; A theory.

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Ever wondered why the Israeli government is just helping themselves to wantonly carrying out invasions, military excercises and even the occasional human-rights violations when it decides to play cat-and-mouse with its weaker neighbors, while the rest of the Arab Nations around it pretend to be concerned and yak away in their useless, disjointed commitees?.

Or, have you wondered why, that after the wars fought in 1948 and until 1974, there has been no major military conflicts in the region?. I know that the Israeli Defense forces have access to nuclear weaponry; but will be unable to use them - to nuke one nation will mean to invite the wrath of the rest of the Arab states; and revolution, leading to the formation of anti-Israeli nations, with enough regular force to begin another war.

Picture 1: Israel, compared to the surrounding Arab States. Nuking one nation will lead to serious consequences;- I believe that something else is cementing the peace in this region.

I believe, that it is not a threat of nuclear war that keeps the Arab nations quiet; the Arab race, by nature are far too prideful to let that kind of status quo last, as seen in the early stages of the Yom Kippur war - rather; it is a powerful pact of co-operation between certain Arab states and Israel that is responsible for the overall "peace" in the region.

Such a pact; a promise to covertly support each other's military and idealistic conquests - would be very profitable for both sides. While the Arab leaders slake their thirst for "Jihad"/conquest, and its policy of "One Caliphate"; the Israelis get to dominate the western hemisphere's economy; Israel had long ago abandoned military conquest; as they are practically surrounded by Arab nations. The modern Israeli economic policy today; draws sustenance from the rich west by means of bank shares, investment and ownership of the media, entertainment and industry. By their nature, they would rather be a small elite than a large Empire.

Such a coalition would soon be investigated, so the countries in question are forced to use a lot of tricks to direct attention away from Israel and themselves. To do so, Israel and the Arab leaders conduct and finance wars that are agreed upon the countries that did not join the pact; Iraq and Afghanistan are today's major battlefields. By petrodollar funding, jihad organisations built in Saudi Arabia are given the go-ahead to recruit gullible muslims from poverty struck areas of the areas they see as "belonging to the Caliphate".

It is in lands cursed by poverty and corruption, that the agents of the Arab Caliphate often find idealistic recruits to fuel the wars that are agreed upon by the Pact;- As Maldives spirals further into despair - they are there, like drug dealers; waiting to destroy another family by plucking a father, or a brother or a son; brainwashing him wiith falsified "jihad" tapes showing mujaahedeen destroying Main Battle Tanks with AK-47's and shooting down high-flying aircraft with RPG-7's. Believing that Allah is with them, these simpletons then go to "jihad"; and it is on the battlefield that they realise that the reactive armor of the Battle Tank renders their little machine gun useless as a bb gun. Some die, and some have the dishonor of being taken as prisoners of war. They may never see their family and children again. The victim is not only he who dies in battle far from home, but his children, who will be damned to grow without proper parental love.

This "outsourced jihad recruiting" serves two purposes; one, to fuel the idea of Arab/Israeli conflict without significant loss of Arab/Israeli life. And two, to deplete and destroy the races that inhabit the areas that the Arab Caliphate wishes to command by removing and killing the able-bodied and hardworking among the target race, leaving behind lazy and weak pacifists that can be easily conquered and commanded. They have entitled themselves to religious and social homogenity to cement their rule. The further they push their monoculturalism, the harder it will be for resistance to fight against them. All the proof in the world can be found here, in the Maldives, where the common citizen fears to speak out against injustices and unfair punishments meted out by the Islamic Courts, in fear of being found "outside the tenets of Islam", and likely to be targeted for backstreet execution.

Now some of you people will be asking. Why would a "world empire", be bothered with a dinky bunch of islands in the middle of the Indian ocean?. "We don't have any natural resources!." They will say. Not so. Why did the British give us "Protectorate" status, in exchange for holding a military prescence in the Maldives?. Because, simply put; we were splat in the middle of the "Shipping Crossroads of the Indian Ocean." - a vital strategic point for any Empire to command. Why, if we had a bigger and better port system, Maldives would be quite wealthy by now. One nuclear submarine base here, is good enough to hold a strike range on almost all South and South East Asia. That's called dominance - dominance that the Caliphate hungers for. And let's take a look at poor Sudan;- Petroleum, small reserves of iron ore, copper, chromium ore, zinc, tungsten, mica, silver and gold are buried and sealed by a system of oppression, preventing the locals who are the rightful inheritors of their country from ever gaining the riches of their land.

To the layman reader, it seems unlikely that the Islamic world is capable of such militaristic behaviour; it is true that not every Arab or Israeli desires to rule the world;- much like the formation of this pact, is the the strength of a powerful few that directs the flow of events. I must remind the reader of Ayatollah Khomeni, who initiated the Iran-Iraq war after calling for the forced "expansion" of the "Islamic Empire". In short, this demonstration of wanton destruction is proof enough that these people are trained to kill, just on the ideal of greed. Proof of this is during the Iran-Iraq war, Iran accepted aid from Israel, in the forms of military hardware, training and non-armanents, that are said to have reached 500 million US$ in total. Israel feared Saddam Hussein's capablity to launch missiles that had the potential to reach the Israeli heartland. Ultimately, their main purpose was to intensify the Iran-Iraq War and thereby weaken both Iran and Iraq, both of whom opposed the existence of Israel. Both nations fought each other, one side supported by the US, and the other by Israel - all for the purpose of seeing who would command the oil-rich Khuzestan province. Ample proof of "Islamic" brutality, veiled by the rosy aura of Jihad. And for what purpose was the "holy war" fought for?. None, save greed of their masters.

Here, I will offer a challenge. Show me a land ruled by Sharia law that is free from injustice and terror. Show me a nation that is governed by mullahs and ayatollahs that is blessed with peace and plenty. As far a I can see, there is none. Prove me wrong.

In exchange for staying within their borders, avoiding military conflict with its Arab neighbors and providing arms and logistics to the "jihad groups" created for the sole purpose of "keeping things hot in the middle-east/africa theater" (Ask who the Janjaweed are, and how they got their weapons/logistics to carry out co-ordinated human-rights abuse in Darfur), the Israeli leadership are given great concessions in terms of petrodollars and financial support. This money funds their investments in Europe and the Americas, and serves as the base of scientific and cultural development in the West. The Arabs and their subsidiaries, (example: the Janjaweed ) get a free hand to loot and conquer the smaller, weaker nations in what it calls the "Sphere of Caliphate." without interference from the United States. Maldives has long been their target, thanks to our strategic location in the Indian Ocean, and our tottering corruption problem. It is now that our society is suffering from the malaise of corruption that they can find a foothold here.

Like a low-level predator that can only feed on the weak and the diseased, these cruel Arab warlords, funded by their petrodollars seek ever to expand their sphere of influence of their Caliphate by every means from sword and gun, rape and murder. At first, I was unsure about how true this entire story was, but as I watched wanton cruelty inflicted in the name of Islam; the bastardization of my race, and the slow yet steady hostile takeovers of major megacorps in the West, (most recently the fiasco involving the pirate bay, which I believe the Jewish-controlled MPAA and RIAA was involved) I am convinced that this secret pact exists.

I may be right. I may be wrong; recent events in my life have made me sure.

The ultimate Maldivian Art Gallery...

2009-07-30T14:50:00.000-07:00

...showcasing the suffering, the frustration and the pain of the abandoned children of the Maldives. Magnificent!.

Many are those who call graffiti a "vandalism"; and encourage their erasure from the streets to show the world that such suffering does not exist. But, I see graffiti as an uncensored readout, unfettered by political collectedness - an uncut sonar ping return; giving information on the society that led to the creation of these works of art.

Also, several more graffiti regarding mobile phone numbers and "badi"[insert random girl's name here] seen in the area where me and Hilath took these pictures convince me that society is emotionally and sexually repressed, and thus serving as a factor that leads to chronic drug abuse. (I abandoned the conservative view that it is "e ey emeehun hama nulafaa kamun", long ago.) I don't think the cases of "sexual abuse"/"rape" will ever run out as long as the young continue to be oppressed and segregated in the name of preserving "the fabric of society"/"maslahath". Society is suffering, and we must look to ourselves and solve this problem instead of slapping a band-aid on it and pretending everything is alright.

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In other news, I'm almost half-way done writing the theory paper "The Arab-Israeli Pact."; thanks to all my international friends who helped me gather info for this article.

Happy Independence day.

2009-07-26T15:41:00.000-07:00

It's been a mere 44 years ever since the end of the British "protectorate." - But I often ask myself; are we truly free?. Are we free to walk in our own country without the threat of being robbed at knifepoint?. I am not sure. Are we free to live in whatever religion we wish, as long as we do not force others to convert?. No.

Looking at the signs of suffering and societal agony prevalent in the part conveniently hidden away in the corner of Mal'e directly opposite the "rich side" that society wishes to show the tourists coming in from the International Airport, I am convinced that what we are stuck in is a macabre play - with liferisking consequences for those who stray from the script..

Thinking of these things, I am often reminded of Agent Smith's monologue.

"Appearances can be deceiving, which brings us back to the reason why we're here. We're not here because we're free. We're here because we're not free."

In a completely utopian society, there would be no suffering; and we would be free from everything that could foment dissent; crime and injustice. Looking around, I see here that it is not so. Suffering, injustice, crime and above all; indifference plague us still; and those who wish to conveniently sweep the screams for help under a rug for the purpose of convenience abound us - we have a ways to go before we can truly celebrate an "independence" day. The day we are free from the tyranny of suffering, indifference, crime and injustice.

Time over for Maumoon

2009-07-20T08:19:00.000-07:00

You know those old platformer games where you die when a certain time limit is passed?. It's that time now for ol Elfboy; his immortality will be questioned; at the very least. Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, after refusing to attend his own trial, citing that he was suffering from an extended high involving Marijuana and Old Womens Fine Whiskey - just had his bluff called by what was once his loyal lapdog, the police.

Those seeking justice against Maumoon must be all smiles right now, watching the grainy images of the former dictator being forced into a police car. Maybe Anni set this little debacle up, making sure no international cameras are pointed. Bonus points for using citizens as a support crew. He should've used a battalion of black cloaked and heavyset men wielding PK' Machine guns (Shock Troopers) for bonus points - but as he is a civilian leader, he must first unlock that power.

Here's hoping that Anni pushes a dissection order to investigate several things, including....

How many bars of jewgold was swallowed during the last 30 years.
The secret of Immortality.
To solve once and for all, the rumors of the crack palace hidden in his belly that a drug addict desperately tried to slash out.
To investigate whether his Excellency excretes solid bars of gold, as he had need of a Golden Toilet seat.

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These allegations have interfered with his normal life, so he is considering joining the popular Maldivian boy-band Adhaalath - More news as this story develops.

Upon the "Death Warrant" to Maldives...

2009-07-19T07:48:00.000-07:00

I wrote this on Minivan News site "send a letter", just now.

Maldives today is a strange, warped version of the bright and shining Aneh Dhivehi Rajje that our President-Elect promised us. As I listened in on the developing reports of a "protest" overtly supporting the male immunity to flogging, I was enraged. Much more so when word began to emerge that the 18-year old who was flogged was actually punished for something she was forced upon while she was underage, basically indicting the State for playing a part in wrongfully punishing her.

It is people like that pulling down a country's legal systems; as well as an outdated and unfair court of law, that I sometimes think that it would be better for Maldives to drown and die out rather than to endure in a system geared to cause suffering to the people who are the most vulnerable, i.e; victims of child abuse. A state that disregards it's future inheritors for their own profit deserves no place in posterity.

Maldives is a truly screwed up nation; the record of corruption and hubris by the previous regime has to be seen to be believed. The shocking disregard for justice that some of the justice courts have left some observers in absolute dismay. It is sad for me to say this; but the way things are, I don't think we will be any less happier when the final nail in our watery grave is driven home and the world updates it's global atlas and alters the shipping routes a bit.

I love my country, I love my homeland - and it is my horrible conclusion that if Maldives continues to support the corruption, the willful swindling of the people's funds, state-sponsored child abuse, and the right wing extremists that call against the implementation of proper punishment against the perpetrators of these crimes against our children... against the future mothers of the Nation... against our very race... we do not deserve existence.

Earthquakes, Tsunamis and Eclipses, oh my!.

2009-07-18T23:29:00.000-07:00

It sounds like a reading right out of an apocalyptic section of an RPG, or the backstory and a bestseller - but it's not. It's the latest case of an international (islamic?) fearmongering scam. The lie has been perpetuated via chain-letter and SMS to a large level, stamping the VALID stamp on the old adage that if you repeat a lie long enough, it becomes an acceptable truth.

Here's the original article that started it all. Note that on the first line, he says quite clearly that "I have no plans to create the simulator (but before I drop the idea all together) I thought I'd use a little Pseudo science to make my own earth quake prediction for the July 22 2009 Eclipse.". Pseudo-science. Hyuk hyuk hyuk!. And in his final note, he admits that he has no knowledge at all on the fine workings of seismology and earth science.

I know he may have just been posting a theory (and that's ALLRIGHT), but certain people out to foment panic and fear have taken advantage of this man's theory, cut it up to bits and are spamming it all over the tubes with chants of "REPENT!!11oneoneeleventyone". I will mention that I find this inanely funny - almost as funny as my penis-obsessed opponents.

Postscript: This man is actually awesome. He has stated that "I am genuine in my belief. But, that does not equate to being correct." - if we had more people like him here, I'm sure the Majlis and heck.. even the rest of the country would be a better place. It's embarrassing for the so-called 100% muslim country to be awash in barbarity, drugs and violence while the so-called "kuffars" are more well-mannered, and more willing to admit his own errors.

There was this dinky li'l poster...

2009-07-17T22:34:00.000-07:00

Calling for a protest against "unislamic behaviour" on July 18th out near the tile art by 9-10 year olds near the westernmost point in Mal'e. And just now, I heard some idealistic morons running around blasting "allah ackbar" rap (I don't expect they'll get arrested for disturbing the peace, unlike the disco-goers.) or some other religious chest thumping song... Ergh, if this is their idea of "protest", I'm glad I took a piss on that poster.

Airtel bans and money woes!.

2009-07-12T18:53:00.000-07:00

Word on the street has it that Adhaalath has, in an attempt to gather what little support it could after the fiasco involving alcohol moneyz and resort shares has declared a ban on the import of those dinky little Airtel satellite receivers, on the grounds that you can watch the Pope attempting Yaoi Kaeru no Jutsu, and coming off extremely constipated in epic high definition audio/video.... all for a low, low price.

They claim it is to protect the "religious harmony" of Maldives, but you know better, don't you?. Ever since they realized that their loyal cadres were starting to drop in attendance, they had to put up a new target to bash and keep up their "attack dog of Islam" reputation. And what better target to attack that would be a way to fund their trips to Bangkok and Cambodia for their CP safaris?. Yeah, they're probably just doing this for moneyz.

Now let's see, I need proofz to back up my claim, or else that Ibn Khattab fellow will probably scream for "evidence", "proof" "hadith" and some other Arab words I'm not familiar with. On with the show!. Exhibit one; do you know who the main backer for Adhaalath is?. Gasim. Yeah, that's the head honcho behind MediaNET. Now comes the business wrangling. It's bad news for the boys at MediaNET if someone is providing a lot more channels at a cheaper price. So what better way to jostle out the upcoming rival, than by declaring it "unislamic" and "media for Christians"?.

And here's the punchline. Their ban is badly thought out;- a ban on the import of Airtel dishes; what about everyone who has it already?. Ha ha. They'll probably relent, like they did with Simon's blog - but they'll lobby for the introduction of a "authorized distributor, approved by the Minsitry of Islamic Affairs", to whom you have to pay extra to install the li'l yoinkers. And knowing them, Adhaalath will have a cut on the profits. And Gasim will sleep easy, knowing that he has a vanguard of camel-riding Askari covering his business.

A new entity emerges...

2009-07-08T09:10:00.000-07:00

As the Adhaalath rapidly loses its fanbase as their crimes become apparent; a new entity has arrived on the scene to fill the void many of the older, senile and conservative citizens of this wretched country demand in order to exist in a "koufaa-free-zone".

The entity is Jammiyathul-Salaf; and it is with much surprise I must admit that I have no information whatsoever about this group, except for the fact that they have the same limelight as the early Adhaalath party. Thank the Creator, for the ipods and those discreet headphones; I am able to survive while the rest of the conservatives drool and fawn over them like drug addicts kissing up to the drug dealer with the cheapest rates.

I will be investigating this new force - an honest group?. A new front for the Adhaalath?.

Lol.

2009-07-04T10:19:00.000-07:00

Today is a sad day. Our dear friend, Ibn Khattab (no, not the Chechen guy, the Maldivian wannabe one) has just snapped, and decided that it would be better to shut out all debate, because it is quite clear I have figured out what he wanted to hide the most. This incident has convinced me that everything I have said to him was completely true. If the theory of how they were running a scam in order to drain the nation's lifeblood by their so-called Jihad was false, they would have merely explained that such a thing was impossible. I would have then rested my case and admitted defeat.

Instead, they have marked themselves guilty with this delightful post cautioning against debate (and quoted some random Arabic names.), and promoting dumb obedience. Yes, I know you "go outside of yourself" - you've done that on my chatbox. You, a "good muslim" urging me to fornicate, in the name of Allah. The irony of this is so delicious, I must order a delicious cake (tm).
I was hoping he would turn out to be a worthy debater. He started out great, much like that Freud wannabe guy, but in the end, he was defeated. He has served his purpose magnificiently, though. Now, thanks to him - we now know.

They intend to subvert the nation, and enslave us to feed their massive war effort agreed upon the secret Arab-Israeli pact. The infected do not see their children as inheritors of the state - rather as breeding animals in their goat herd. They are a threat to the nation;- and must be exterminated.
They do not see the value of a human on intelligence, valor, loyalty - but rather on how well the person can quote a random Arabic line, then append some names and/or numbers to it. Such people, who demean strength and beauty are an abomination against humanity, and do not deserve to exist.

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@Yaamyn: There is no such thing as a "proactive" extremist. They may pretend otherwise, but they are all the same - weak scum who use ad hominem attacks when they run out of logical arguments. (And how quickly they run out!) They have made it clear they intend to whore out the future inheritors of the State to further their own profitable enterprise, hiding their detestable crimes against all Maldivians with the nice wording such as "Islamic Brotherhood."

So, I will let him bark all he wants, for now. For it is quite clear for anyone with common sense; that the shriek of the 30-inch white phosphorus bomb will always be louder than even the hissing and barking of even a hundred propaganda mouthpieces.

Farewell, Ibn Khattab. Please, be sure to enjoy the death camps I will have constructed for your ilk. Don't be sad - you won't be dying alone. I'll be sure to record your delectable agony for youtube. And listening to the delightful screams of horror oozing from your last breath, every one of your fellow international profiteers will know their fate.

Michael Jackson is dead!.

2009-06-25T16:02:00.001-07:00

HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGH!
*AHEMBRHMBRM*

You know, converting to Islam looks hazardous. Damn, those fundie muslims who were crowing about Michael Jackson converting to Islam and singing Nasheeds and Salawat (and what other weird arab names they have for music) must be feeling stupid right now. This is a killer blow to all those fundies who claimed that he had converted to islam and was living in Qatar or something. That, or Michael Jackson has learned the secret of teleporting at will!. I bet when those guys told him he had to get circumcised for the free CP, he must've gotten a fit of cardiac arrest... lol.

Aaanyways.

I'm not shooping, people.

Well, I was working on some videogame stuff when I got this news... Well, I dont want to be bothered right now so I'll leave you all with YET ANOTHER HORRIBLE MSPAINT PICTURE.

Now THIS is someone who was "loved the world over". That curry nigger Ishmeet Singh won't rate up to this guy in terms of people going OMGHEISHDED!!!. Hell, all the major news lines are there!. Even CNN!. Hah!.

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Well, he's dead - but he served his purpose. He has exposed a weak point in the "invincible haabee propaganda machine" in death.

Meanwhile... in the propaganda lab of the evil Zionist Arabs...

Lolcow detected.

2009-06-21T15:14:00.000-07:00

http://islammaldives.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/maldivianextremists/#comment-63

Get this. This guy said Nationalism is against Islam.

Man, I really have to thank him for the fine entertainment he's provided, though. When I'm dictator, I should authorize the release of Ibn Khattab Brand punching bags. Rofl. I didn't think it would be so easy to get a confession out of him. Sure, he went and denied all the charges. And then, at the very end, admitted to it all.

I suppose I should reward him for his trouble.

Happy birthday to me. Here, I light another candle in memory of an year of war.

"You and what army", they said.

2009-06-18T08:15:00.000-07:00

The Army of the United States of America.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!.

Hmph, "islamic justice", I suppose?.

2009-06-15T05:38:00.000-07:00

http://www.minivannews.com/news_detail.php?id=6593

I'll bet the judge was high on morphine, drunk on sula shiraaz and smirnoff and a haabee, all at once. Ooh, and here comes their defense. "They are good people who are actively taking care of their families. Without them, how could the family survive?". Blah. Typical haabee defense.

Well, it's not a completely depressing report, though.

"In July 2007, five girls aged 11 to 19 from Baa atoll Goidhoo were reportedly sexually abused by their Qu'ran teacher, Ali Rasheed. After months at court, he was freed and continues to live on the same island as his victims." I suppose I must thank them for posting the dox of a priority target. An atoll name, an island name, an occupation and a name is good enough ID for a fast assassination run.

It's time for justice. And no, I don't mean pansy ass court justice, or the "giyaamath" that the haabees console their miserable children with. But real firepower. Sure, I understand that the only ones "protected" in this country is the bad guys. But let me ask you this. Can the kevlar vest, bulletproof cars and the constitution stand up against a high-velocity earth penetrating weapon?. I think not.

They're on to us.

2009-06-06T15:11:00.000-07:00

And once again, the alarmist conservative losers who can't lift a finger against the "druglords" of Maldives introduce a new ban - JUST because they can't do shit against that happy drug dealer down the street peddling his shit just a couple of blocks away from vigilant police officers checking people's license/vehicle stickers (no shit.) and are desperate to show "action" on their next-to-empty books.

What's the new victim?. Red bull.

brrrnnnnggg~gives you wiiings... No more, it seems. Some moralfags have declared that the drink (a weak substitute to Black Opium, the best energy drink EVAR.) contains cocaine. Hmph. And just a couple of days or so back, they've proven that there is no cocaine in the drink;- thus rendering their ban null and void... and exposing it as a pressure move to alienate the ones who first fought and won liberation for the MDP. The youth.

Slowly but surely, the treacherous conservative scum are causing the youth to suffer, first by creating an open carnival of suffering, paving the way for a massive market for drug dealers. Already, we are seeing the horrific results of these conservatives and their bastardization of our culture, and their perversion of the Natural Laws. Maldivians simply do not deserve to have a free, fair society if they will keep on bowing to the pressures of the "law." so arbitrarily. It'll be like old times, when the poor Maldivian engorged themselves with crumbs from dictator Maumoon's dinner table, and told their children to accept their lot.

Is this how we Maldivians are doomed to live?.

Adhaalath and Rain.

2009-05-22T13:11:00.000-07:00

I'm busy working on the game, so I'll leave you with yet another crappy MSPaint creation.

Yes, I'm still alive..... I think. :P

100 POST GET!!

2009-05-14T06:41:00.000-07:00

100 POST GET!!!

*cough*

In other news, some retards who blew their life savings on their campaign are comically protesting in front of the elections commission. The situation was further made more memorable by the arrival of the MNDF, and their crappy aiming with the tear gas grenades... which somehow ended up affecting the police officers who were assembled there. Infighting, much?. GTFO back to boot camp!. Lol!. Why the hell can't they get some flame throwers and torch those sore losers to oblivion?. I'm sure it would be a very environmentally friendly end-result.

Now for the weather report: A sweeping wave of hot tempers and screaming matches have swept the city since the election results were released. Mild street battles may be seen outside hotaas after tempers flare. Atmospheric tension is at 68%. There may be some street deaths due to said street battles. Be sure to collect any wallets and other personal belongings from killed fighters before the paramedics arrive.

That will be all. Good night.

Judgement Day for Elections...

2009-05-09T12:48:00.000-07:00

I smell heartbreak...

No...

I feel the collective death-wail of those who shed their life-savings to make weak campaigns, public nuisances and more - reverberating in the city bathed by full moon's soft light.

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With satisfied gloating, I watch the people who spent and spent upon their outdated, primitive methods, desperate to earn a vote, receive humiliation after humiliation, with votes that could be counted by one of your hands. This is better than any vandalism I could possibly inflict - except the Nigerian-imported Jenkem Bombs.

I'm back.

2009-05-07T03:26:00.001-07:00

Okay, so it didn't cost much.

Computer upgraded, fuck yeah!.

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Personal thoughts: These ghetto people don't know how to campaign!. Goddamn!. There's gonna be a lot of heartbreak from all the retards at the end of the elections ;- especially from those suckers who must've wasted all their life savings on this shit.

Campaigning is more about organizing rallies and talking to potential voters than sitting up in a building, blaring lame songs with (mostly) ripped-off tunes, hoping you can brainwash people into voting!. Wtf?. People'll get pissed off at this (pretty obvious) "disturbance to society". Vandalism seems to me, quite an appealing way to take my frustrations out on those retards who think they have the right to disturb everyone with their shit.

Level 2 biological munitions deployed.

2009-05-04T04:31:00.000-07:00

This is Captain #618 of the first-strike submarine Tazer, frequency 140.85. Callsign Taza. Come in, HQ.

This is HQ. Nine-zero-three-zero. Status report.

Captain of the submarine attack fleet speaking. We have deployed level 2 biological munitions on the target point. Cruise missile loaded with class 2 biological warhead was confirmed to hit Objective Bottleneck.

This is HQ. Good work, strike fleet. The Empire will remember your brave deeds. Suggest retreating to checkpoint Linux. Link up with the scoutships and return home. As per standard operational procedures, this frequency will no longer be used. Over and out.

Understood, HQ. Disengaging.

Filthy "Democrats"!

2009-05-01T05:45:00.000-07:00

Goddamn it, these pisshats don't know the the difference between "campaigning" and "being a public nuisance"!. Why the fuck wont DJ Baree ban these too, on the line that they are "disturbing" the peace" as well?. Shows how much he hates us youth, and just want to make our lives miserable!. What the hell are they thinking, that dhivehin are just blind sheep, that will do anything they are told to do? (okay, maybe they are some...). Apparently, they got the go-ahead from the Local Municipality - psh!. I bet its because that fucking squirrel Anni is in power that the MDP is becoming a nuisance now!.

I've tried everything from politely informing them to keep the noise down, to calling the fucking police. Bah. Nothing.

I guess there are times when one has to take shit to their own hands! Literally!.

"Humane" religion, they call it...

2009-04-29T02:05:00.000-07:00

Swine flu, the world call it. And guess what the beardies call it?. "Divine retribution" - dammit, they make it look like God's sniper rifle needs to be resighted or some shit... what did the mexicans do to piss the muslims off?.

Swine flu is a mutated form of influenza that infects pigs, and can be spread by respiratory vector. Although a definite cure does not exist (a point drummed by the local media to incite fear and terror into the populace)- its impact can be reduced by the use of anti-viral drugs Tamiflu and Relenza to drastically increase your survivability. If by any chance, you catch it, don't panic. Take a few tabs of multivitamins and rest up. If things get worse, have some Tamiflu handy. Be sure to protect yourself from accidentally infecting your loved ones.

What disgusts me more than the filthy conditions of the battery farms that spawned the virus is the people cheering its appearance. Underfunded American firms running battery farms are responsible for this mess, and the hypocrites they are, are calling it a "divine retribution.", blithely disregarding the obvious (and hilarious) loophole that will state that America is the bringer of Divine Justice (OH SHIT) - JUST because a hundred-something "kuffars" have died. Then they claim it is their prayers that caused it all.

And after all that, they have the nerve to call themselves, followers of a "humane, peaceful religion."

I'm starting to think I understand why some people want this "so-called Islam" wiped off the world map. Pedophillia, genocide, slavery, harems... and now this;- mindless gloating over human suffering and their insane religious profiling, more befitting to South Africa under apartheid.

Operation Boingo.

2009-04-26T13:56:00.000-07:00

Received military assistance from the free world...

Data is as follows.
Commence operation Boing and commence the construction of Boing Mark I.

Plan of deployment... MMS.

Source file transferred to downloaded files.

Destination softwares captured from server.

Uplink to the free world available.

Commencing operation Boing. They won't know what hit them.