Hold on to your hats, everyone...

...because the party's almost started! According to porn channel Sun.mv, the religious unity bill will be 'gazetted'(made general law) in a few weeks. (Report available here). In case you forgot, it goes something like this.

• Removing anything that conflicts with Islam from school curriculum or subject syllabuses.

Knowing them, our only "legit" school subjects will be "Quran memorizing" and "Hadees writing."

• Making it an offense to spread other religions and openly sell or possess any items that symbolize religious holidays of other religions.

Say goodbye to Valentine's day, Caturday, All Photoshop Day and KFC day.

• Empower the authorities to check printing presses and bookshops for material in conflict with Islam, and make it an offense to publish such opinions or views in the media.
  
  

Kinda harks back to Maumoon's times, doesn't it?. Ah, Sappe. If you could only see this shit now...

• Obligating non-Muslim visitors to inhabited islands to adhere to a code of dress and conduct appropriate to an Islamic environment.

If they even dare to put a Japanese woman in a bottle... they'll plead for a quick death when I'm through with them!.

• Ensure that photos and videos used in advertisements do not clash with Islamic codes of behavior and make it illegal to introduce elements of foreign cultures that conflict with Islam.

Mollywood is now dead. Say goodbye to the game shows, comedy skits and goodbye to Mariyam Unoosha... damn. I loved her songs.

• Penalties for those who openly “challenge or defy” God, his Prophet or Islamic Shari'a, and make it an offense to disrespect the Prophet or his companions.

Must... scribble.... stupid....Mohamed Cartoons....on....MoIA!!!

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Lol Mohammed.

• The creation of a council to take measures against people who issue religious fatwas (edicts or decrees) without the requisite education or learning.

Translation: "I don't agree with what you think!. GO TO JAIL!"

I hope everyone enjoys the last hours of freedom!

The heaven call!
The earth calls!
The fans call!
Heads are gonna roll in this country!.