Shadowrunner has Swine flu. :(

At first I was like


But then I was like.

Billions of billious, blue blistering barnacles!. Unmitigated disaster!. The very worst that could be possibly happen!. Not that I didn't take any safeguarding procedures, mind you... Or was it me falling asleep in teh worng part of town while out salvaging for spare parts?. The thing is, I'll never know...

Raised the alert level and quarantined myself in my command bunker...else I shall procure some Chocolax and do a kamikaze raid on the MoIA/Islamic Foundation!. Actually, that's why I was away from blogging nowadays. Lame-ass way to go, huh?. LOL. Yeah - if I do kick the bucket from this bug, I probably deserve to get laughed at.

PS: Swine-flu is a viral bug; If I live through this, I'll pretty much be immune to it all.

Eureka!. I've discovered DIY Absolution!

I've found it!. Now I finally understand why these so-called Muslims can go around with their disgusting crimes!. Such a simple solution, crude in a way - but yet elegant!.

We're all used to laughing at those scenes in movies of the priest laying down his hand upon the sinner's forehead and going something to the effect of "Dominus noster Jesus Christus te absolvat; et ego auctoritate ipsius te absolvo ab omni vinculo excommunicationis (suspensionis) et interdicti in quantum possum et tu indiges. Deinde, ego te absolvo a peccatis tuis in nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen." - this was used as the basis on how those darned Christians could have all the fun without a care in the world. We were long-told that Muslims, lacking such a convenient clergy - were bound to a life of goodness, dullness and anti-lulz.

This scientific discovery, brought forth by one of our very own genius researchers, promises to change the way Muslims will live for ever. The discovery of an absolution system geared for Muslims. You heard that right - the allmighty clergy of Islam (Adhaalath and Islamic Foundation) have brought forth an absolution system for all you sinful Maldivians!. Sure, it's a bit less stranger than going into a confessional, handing the priest a few greenbacks and having him go all Latin on your ass. - but it works!. Shaheem, the Adhaalath mouthpiece has confirmed the use of this new system in a religious information distribution program last night on 11:20PM, of Nov 25. Since the almighty clergy of Islam said it, it MUST be true. Disregard any conflicting statements in the Quran and Hadith!. They know best!.

Here's what you do; On the night before Arafaat, you stuff yourself like a pig. Eat, eat, eat!. Then proceed to have a dance party with your boyfriends and girlfriends until the wee hours of the night, in which you'll eat more, dance more (and even fuck more) until you're utterly tired!. Remember to eat your last bite BEFORE 4:30 AM in the morning to be safe!. As the dawn prayer sounds, bid good day to your dancing, eating and sexual partners and do the prayers. Then, you can sleep all day until sunset; upon sunset, you must break your fast.

"Voilà!."

All your sins from last year, and the sins you will do on this year is ABSOLVED!. Remember - this will only work if you fast on Arafaat day. If you miss this day, you're SCREWED!. Now you can mimic our cultural masters and go around looting, killing, raping and overall being a classic Arab douchebag!. Heck, you can stick your hand into a camel's butthole and all your Arab friends will consider you a gifted mechanic! And don't worry if a patriot decides to end your sinful life - you'll be brought straight to heaven, where you can engage in every filthy desert arab's wet dreams for ever!. Milk, honey, gold, more bling and always-virgin bitches galore!. As a special bonus, Allah will be poking his gigantic jew nose at you from the sky as clearly as the full moon on a clear night!.

So.... I bid all my dear readers a happy Eid. Sin all you want; it'll be absolved next year - just DON'T mess up the dates and you'll be fine.

PS: Attention, any Christians reading my blog: I used an audio source to write my Latin - I'm sorry if I fouled it up anywhere. Thanks.

Often, I get told to "respect the law".

And here, I will reply.

A law that renders me, a loyal Maldivian and into a stateless refugee. But, that very law is the one that gives the green light for child abusers to go with their wicked business, in the name of "Islamic law". It is said that it is necessary to give respect to earn respect - something that these so-called "lawmakers" need to get the hang of.



"A man who has married a child in a way the marriage is recognised by Islamic law, and after the marriage; the man who has has performed any sexual acts with the 'married' girl will not be found guilty."

This new "amendment" is practically asking to get loopholed. These "Islamic lawmakers" are practically reversing every key decision made on "no more" rallies; and making a mockery out of our every effort to cleanse and purge our country of these race-killers and interlopers.

If this "law" and "constitution" of Maldives will keep on bending over and making a laughingstock of itself to please the evil Arab overlords and their criminal allies, and all the while dishing out unthinkable injustice and cruelty over the helpless citizens of the country; why should I bother respecting this so-called "law"?.

If a country cannot protect their own citizens from foreign oppression and exploitation, then they don't deserve to be called countries. They are called colonies. I am a Maldivian, and I do not need to obey laws pushed by the enemy Arab overlords; I bear no loyalty to the so-called "laws" made by these criminal pedo enablers - rather, my loyalty is to the citizens, and the land.

And to those who will nefariously spam my comment box with links of (probably shooped) British and Bulgarian news reporting underage marriage/birth/rape... I'll ask you this; If the Brits do it, are we compelled to do so as well?. If Josef Fritzl just broke the sick fuck record, are we to mutely follow suit?.

Peace?. With THEM?. Hah!.

Dear Peaceniks. I know some of you fear the keening scream of war, and some just fear for their lives. I know you want peaceful solutions because it involves handshakes and hugs which makes for a "happy end" on TV; much like a generic Kasauti drama where the argument is ended peacefully and people get married and some shit.

I'll tell you right here and now that I refuse to get roped into any sort of "peace" or "understanding" with people who are demanding "Full Shari'a Law" and other barbarisms of wahhaabee Islam here. Why the hell should I lay down my arms to an enemy intent on spreading suffering, injustice and misery in my homeland?. I don't want to sit back and watch as some terrorists turn my country into Somalia v2.9a, where women are executed on "SUSPICION" of extramarital relationships; and the most horrific injustice is carried out against starving people, again with no basis but intimidation and suspicion.

Mohamed, tell me this; Why SHOULD'NT I seethe with rage and anger against these Overlords of suffering and injustice?. You want me to negotiate peacefully with people who brainwash and turn our fathers and brothers to expendable cannon fodder?. You expect me to "turn the other cheek" when they have made clear their intention to enslave our women and our children?. Are you telling me to be "moral and ethical", while I watch as the Maldivian racial identity is gutted, bled dry and ever so steadily is replaced by an oppressive, alien and foreign identity?.

NEVER.

Try as you might to hide it, but the oppressive regime of Maumoon was deposed by violence. The great 2003 war campaigns opened up the path for regime change. Only the sheer power of armed weaponry can protect us from oppression.

The day will come when Islamofags will desecrate our graves, and tarnish the resting place of our heroes. Even then the locals will be too scared of the "chosen men of Allah/Yahweh/Habeeb" to fight back. In truth, they are not. The young woman who FUCKIN' PWNED the evil terrorist commander with an assault rifle and the EPIC NIGGERBEAR who eats laskar-e-taiba operatives for midnight snacks will agree with me when I say that they are not the chosen Ones of Allah - rather, they are a bunch of cowards hiding behind Islam to do their sick and disgusting crimes against every unfortunate nation and race they get to dig their dirty claws into.

Why the hell some weak-minded peaceniks want me to deal with such despicable bastards in a "peaceful, ethical" manner is beyond my understanding. They deserve worse than "foul words". The very least they deserve is to have a precision-guided white-phosphorus bomb dropped right into their face, so that they may experience the hell/jahannam/gehenna they intimidate all their victims with.

Sneak Preview of Track 1 of Shadowrunner's Choice CD.

So much for their death threats!. UPDATED!

...now that proof has appeared, dealing a Zangief-style finish to Mohamed "Denial" Shaheem Ali Said and his group's blithering excuses and lies of a "hoax" about the child sex-slavery issue. And yet they continue to post their epic death threats, hilarious defamations and ye olde blatant lies against Hilath, the journalist who first brought this to the old media's attention.

In Dhivehi.


Eigo desu


Here's a prime gem, taken(more like jacked, amirite?!) from the author of jibueblog.blogspot - claims the streets will "never be safe" for us journalists. Warning. Badly-designed Islamofag blog. May cause slowdowns. Use NoScript and AdblockPlus. Unfortunately for that scimitar-fucking camel mechanic, we happen to have superior weapons not spoken of in the hadith.

Little do they know, that by doing all their threatening and saber rattling, they are actually proving my point; they are the traitors profiting from the organized sex-slave trade, and the ones supporting these sick bastards who sabotage our race. Mohamed "Denial" Shaheem has practically admitted to guilt by acting like a jackass and blatantly trying to lie about it all, too. Put that fucktard on the "ALL NEW" polygraph lie-detector. I say!.

Unfortunately for him, we are not all blind sheep who obey the mullahs without question unlike other conquered countries. We no longer fear their thugs and bandits, and we now know that they are not the "Chosen Men of God". Because a girl WITH MACHINE GUN and EVEN A FUCKING NIGRABEAR humiliated and killed these bastards as easily as you or me down a can of energy drink or coffee.

It is clear to anyone, that the filthy Islamofags are behind the supporting of child-abuse, sex slavery and the overall forced faggotry they seem to take EVERYWHERE they go (see Sudan, Somalia and Taliban-Afghanistan for details). Why else would they get so worked up about some unknown journalist writing articles?. No reason whatsoever; unless the journalist had hit on a truth they were trying to hide desperately... the fact that they are the ones behind the continued sabotage, denaturization, enslavement and rape of our Nation.

And even after masterminding these disgusting crimes against us and other poverty-struck nations, they STILL have the nerve to wonder why they are so universally despised around the world.

So, my message to them now is very simple. Bring your death threats, and bring your "sayakah golaeh fundaalaa" hired thugs. Attack even one of us, and we will strike back as one. We have superior weaponry now, and we're playing on our home turf. We have the advantage now. You may TRY to conquer our Fatherland and turn it into a Arab colony for breeding expendable suicide bombers - but in the end, you'll fail. Because you are not "Chosen Men/Ummah/Niggertits of God"; you're just a bunch of disgusting criminal scum that needs to be stuffed in an oven and turned into plant fertilizer for the glory of the human race.

A moment of silence...

"... for the time is finally upon us.

The Mortal's lifespan is pitifully short, but their determination prevails over all obstacles. Given enough power, motivation land, skill and technology; mankind has the potential of making himself immortal - not in the flesh, but in the hearts and minds of all who witness their power. A world where justice is true, a world where mankind is given the opportunity to live long and prosper, a world where peace and equality rule supreme is the truly immortal ideal - for if liberty and freedom are bestowed upon them, it will take bloodshed and war to wrest it from their hands.

Thusly, the time has come to evacuate this dying world, and seek the stars for a new world in which to colonize and re-establish our immortality. Our time on this world was one of magnificence, heroics and glory - as we fought to establish our immortality. This seed of life, of glory - our ability, and our proof of existence; we will carry across the emptiness of deep space - and plant it once more on a world that will bless us with new life. We may die, but our ideals; our knowledge and our liberty will live on. This is true immortality!.

Weep not for the passing of this world, but weep for the memories lost; but remember - the past cannot be changed. Yet the future holds great promise; change it we must - skew history's weave to our ends, steal the reins of fate from chance and take hold; for it is the true path to our continued immortality!"

How odd...

I accidentally fixed a small programming error that had been the cause of losing two major projects. Both projects were recovered - work on them will continue.

Note to self: Needs additional pylons.

Zero Hour.

In A.D. 2009...
War was beginning.
Anni: What happen ?
Ahmed Shaheed: Somebody set up us the coup d' etat!.
Mariya: We get signal.
Anni: What!
Mariya: Main screen turn on.
Anni: It's you!!
DRP: How are you gentlemen !!
DRP: All your base are belong to us.
DRP: You are on the way to destruction.
Anni: What you say!!
DRP: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DRP: Ha ha ha ha ....
Ahmed Shaheed: Captain!!
Anni: Take off every 'Special Operatives'!!
Anni: You know what you doing.
Anni: Move 'ZIG'!!.
Anni: For great justice.

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The day is half over and I bought sand bags, guns, ammo, blasting caps and even a cannister of propane gas for the occasion of DRP's touted "democracy in action". Hmph, it's their leader's greed that led to these drastic belt-tightening measures. Why should they complain?. Blah.

So far, the day is turning out to be a disappointment. No city-wide riots, no "state of emergency", not even a single gunshot. Umar "The Oxymoron" Naseer wasn't seen on the streets either. A shame. I had the Ye Olde Spud Cannon loaded and ready to go, too. The only gunshots I heard all day was the sound of (badly)simulated gunfire from the Aces Over Europe copy I was running.

Ah, what can you expect from a bunch of dirty, greedy has-been politicians and their army of weaklings, cowards and criminals?. It is their fault that this country is in the absolute pits. They should understand this fact and commit mass-suicide; this way, they can "serve the country"; by alleviating the congestion problem, giving more room for people who deserve to start families and serving as excellent fish food.

Ah, what a boring day. And I woke up all hopeful and excited about shooting Umar in the face, too.

Oh, oh, and happy Victory Day!.