Caution. STELCO Failure detected...

...Switch to secondary power source immediately.

It looks like the suits in STELCO are finally learning of their place in the technological world. Before anyone considers "protesting" the bill hikes, one must have to look at the technology with which STELCO provided electricity to the "most congested city on Earth.".

Diesel Generators. That's right; the same thing used to power large boats and small communities in the early days of petroleum energy. Those power plants were in vogue in the 1920's for fuck's sake. For a city area ranked among the "Most Congested in the world", having a diesel power plant powering the place is an engineering nightmare. I'm not surprised we have rolling blackouts more. The problem here is - the city of Mal'e has grown exponentially large, that the Utility company STELCO that still use outdated technology can no longer bear the brunt of supplying electricity - especially when the previous regime leaders squandered money that should have been used on development projects.

This is the grim result of the conservative society that eschews change, and the greedy that thrive in such backwardness. While the development of our national infrastructure has been grounded by greedy, money laundering politicians and the whole process of decay allowed to go on by lazy conservatives, only now we hear big talk about "changing the technology" and "infrastructure" - when disaster looks them straight in the eye.. The average, weak-minded conservative Maldivian will probably view profitable ventures as Green energy, modular Nuclear Energy, Resource Management and even the development of newer, high-capacity ports to build up the shipping business and bring revenue as "too hard, can't be assed.".

And that's not all. Compared to a "developed country", Maldives's overall electricity usage is fairly low - when compared to other countries on our "development level". Apparently because many of the the outer islands are STILL stuck in the Great Depression, 1930. It is widely believed that corrupt politicians and businessmen has had a hand in the grinding failure of STELCO.

Quite believable, when they have names like "Jangiya".

Seriously, there was enough money squandered by the Maumoon regime to build small-scale nuclear plants, and even fund a proper infrastructure and development of the islands, without depending on foreign loans. I personally think the so-called "opposition party alliance" need to explain where the money has gone before postulating about "Islam" and "Democracy". It is their mismanagement and greed that has forced the current government to take such massive belt-tightening steps such as reducing the salaries of the civil servants.

Well, I've been watching Maldives spiral lower and lower; Due to this new tariff system that promises uber-high electricity bills, I'll have to add solar panels and build rudimentary homebrew power systems. Sure, people will look at me funny, but it's their loss. I'm the one that'll get the cheap electricity while the primitives flounder when their old, tottering supports give way. There is a reason why the dinosaurs went extinct - and these conservatives have to understand a simple law of existence.

"Either you learn to adapt, or the ever-changing circumstances will break you."

PS: The Last Unicorn was on TV today. The censorship had me foaming at the mouth and whistling into cellphones in order to launch nuclear warheads towards the MoIA.

"Hide the women and children!...

....beardines a-comin' in by the starboard, captain!"

"Gather the cannons and make ready to return fire!."

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That's the train of thought that went through my head when I read this report by KissTheMaldives.

So much for the honeyed promise that they would "investigate this immediately." It's been two months, and the religious conservatives have tried every trick in the grimoire to evade that duty. First, they raised an outcry about "lies and slander" of the whole report. Then, when that failed, they tried to direct the public's attention away from the case by raising a stupidstorm about "churches and temples". And that didn't work either; then they tried to intimidate the guy who reported the incident.

That didn't work so great either.

Despite their great Arab commander, Bilal Screwdriver Philips Abu Americunt's orders that "legalized child marriages", the Ministry of Islamic affairs is slowly but surely being driven to the last resort by an unrelenting public. They even attempted to downplay the whole incident by referring to it as "child bride case.", thus plastering the aura of semi-legality over a case of clear-cut child abuse.



How long are the citizens going to simply stand around and watch as these dirty, self-serving Arab wannabe haabees continue to blithely bless these sick crimes, these social wrongs with the mantle of legality and allow these depraved pedophile race-killers to continue enslaving and raping our women and children, claiming that it is a God-given right?. What will it take for the Maldivian collective to start fighting back?.

These guys need an ultimatum shoved down their throats. "Will you investigate this case, or will you beat around the bush and avoid the question - and get shot in the face?". We don't need a ministry whose job is to hide crimes against our children and procrastinate on investigations. And why was Mohamed Shaheem so nervous, he didn't even give the identity of the criminal?. Was he in on the whole deal?. I bet they all do. The whole lot of them are tied into the high-stakes, big money underworld of child sex slave trade - that's the vibe I'm getting from the behavior of these "Adhaalath Party" flunkies.

I know Anni's trying his best to avoid the bitter potion of conflict, but sometimes, the bitterest medicine can do wonders. The 2002-2003 war years in Maldives, in the early days creation of the MDP is ample proof of this. And the beardies, and the corrupt judiciary truly deserve to be on the receiving end of the public's bloody outrage for allowing these sick crimes against nation, race and State to be carried out. Maldivians today are kept in check by the "Islamic Hegemony Doctrine."; but - the same way Maldivians stood up against Gayoom's hired thugs and the fearsome might of the NSS - once more, history shall repeat itself... Those who dare, will succeed.

Original cartoon taken with permission from Tom Metzger's site.

Concerning the calls for the Death Penalty...

The religious Adhaalath Party has criticised President Mohamed Nasheed for saying the death penalty and amputation should not be included in the revised penal code.

Little do they know that including such harsh, final punishments will be like giving a sword a massive, vorpal blade, and no hilt. Why? Because the justice system in this country is corrupt and inefficient to the core. In this country, rape victims are being punished for "adultery" while the rapists go free. Muggers rampage and steal from the citizens - citizens made defenseless by "the law". Drug dealers do their business a hop, skip and jump away from the Presidential Palace.

And the worst of the lot actually intimidate the police force in order to stay free.

Anni may be a weakling, it's far too clear - he was elected on popular support alone. At least he's putting on a brave face about it and trying his best.

If such harsh punishments (as in Shari'a Law) are implemented, then soon, we shall see groups of people working together to dispose of people they do not see eye-to-eye with.

Some Maldivians today have degenerated to the lowest of the low to achieve their ends and desires. Kidnapping, rape, assault, robbery, etcetera. Some even hide in the guise of Islam to commit their horrific acts. My buddy Yaamyn thinks these guys deserve a REAL death sentence. If they can rob, murder, torture, and gangrape innocent and helpless citizens with impunity, what will stop them from touching a copy of the Koran and swearing to their lies in a "Shari'a" court?. In the end, I believe that it will not lower the crime rate as the religious ones guarantee; instead, Maldives will become the worst example of democracy - mob rule,. headed by mullahs and powered by greed, hatred and corruption - all the evil justified in the Path of Allah.

In the end, Shari'a law depends on witness testimony, overturning everything else in favor of the male witness(es) - if this is not asking for injustice in this wretched country of depraved criminals and liars who will lie upon the word of Allah to get what they want; I don't know what else it is. Cases like this will go unpunished under Shari'a law. In fact, I'm sure the poor old woman in that underlined case would be prosecuted for "opening the door to an unrelated male." under Mullah law. Thus is the imperfection of this so-called "Islamic Justice."

I have deemed it necessary to arm myself with rudimentary lethal weapons for self-defense; my country has become too unsafe to live. Naysayers and peaceniks may say that "taking the law into your own hands" is undemocratic, I see no other way to protect myself from robbers, thieves and thugs - because sometimes it seems to me the law is on their side.

The law may be on their side, but there is no law in the whole world can protect against a high velocity full-metal-jacketed bullet. There is no libtard whining peacenik lawmaker that can scream louder than the supersonic boom of the hyper-velocity missile.

PS: Found Yaamyn's artice; had to plunk down a link too. :P

Anni, rollin' an' trollin'. Dey hatin'.

Once again, our very own Epic Successful Troll, President Anni leaks more pictures of himself onto the interwebs Clad in a skintight wetsuit, Anni crushed the ambitions and wet dreams of several Islamofag sheikhs by collecting over 73 squealing fangirls in LESS THAN A DAY, more than what the beardie lore promised 72 virgins for a "lifetime of good deeds.". In fact, his trolling was so good, even his cabinet ministers were not spared the carnage.


From Left to right: Their thoughts about Anni's awesome trolling.
1) "What has been seen...*dramatic pause*... cannot be unseen."
2) Ze goggles! Zhey do NOTHING!.
3) Shut the fuck up, fat man!.
4) I'm a local. I am in this picture.
5) You guys are pathetic. Geez.

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And now, the evil unfunny groups of old buruga-wearing Druugaai Raaboo Party niggers are busy sitting in their viper's nests and hissing away, butthurt about the President's newest and prolific trolling - that was rumored to reach international audiences. Boo hoo. Theyre just upset because NOOO OOONE TROLLS LIKE NASHEED.

The only thing that could have made this event more epic was if DJ Majeed had accidentally got his leg stuck in a leaky, bloody piece of meat... and a passing white shark takes him out to...for dinner.

There is enough material here to supply an army!.

So yeah, I decided to go to the bank and get me some moneyz because I was in a spending mood; and on my way back, I saw this tiny shop dumping a shitload of cheese cans for sale.

One can for 1 Rf!.

Basically, I offered to buy the whole box. Cost me 30Rf, it did. But man, this is good news for my late-night journeys into the Galaxy.

That's 30 cans of cheese.

Gonna lug this lot to Hulhumale, build a fire and eat toasted cheese sandwiches.

:awesome:

So-called "Muslims" - As bad as right-wing Zionists.

So, yeah; whats with their whining of "diplomatic ties" with like minded nations?. They should be toasting and having their happy sula shiraz orgies because the government is forming diplomatic relationships with like-minded people.

Why are the retarded Islamic extremists so similar to the friendly neighborhood supervillain, ZionMan?. I shall explain.

1) Inane intolerance to all other religions and ideals, check. It's so bad you're supposed to kill anyone who doesn't agree with your beliefs "on sight". Rocks are supposed to tell you where men of other faiths hide, a la Tolkien.

2) Belief that they are the "chosen ones" to rule the world, check. It'd be a risk to put one of each in a room. Knowing them, they'll either kill each other off - or worse, they will co-ordinate and split the world in half.

3) Deaf, dumb and blind to the crimes of their ideological masters, check. From keeping underage concubines to choking off entire cities, these guys are happy to support the will of their masters.

4) Blind obedience required, even when it comes to accepting the sayings of the Prophet as "divinely inspired" or bombing the Gaza Strip with WP-Munitions.

5) Policy of "Disconnect" very similar to Scientology. (No idea why this is here, lol). Both schools of thought do not hesitate to violate the ties of family with their vile propaganda. Children who stray from the rigid path or seek "forbidden knowledge" are disconnected, ostracized and persecuted.

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I personally think that the Israeli war criminals and far-right hardliners will get along with the extremist Muslims very nicely. Both are semite, both are harsh and cruel, both work to destroy their target societies with bombs, drugs, intimidation and propaganda and both serve the international war machine.

PS: If anyone figures out the true purpose of this post, email me. :P

O Promised Land, Whereforth Arth Thou?

With Promises Five, doth ye fancy our mind
Marching through Searing Gas that Blind
Did ye first raise the colors of the Holy Flag
With great Voice unto our suffering did ye first nag

O Promised Land, Whereforth Arth Thou?
The March of time Brought Change unto Us
Ye said "Can it be change time now?"
And so change cometh, in rivers of blood and pus.

O Promised Land, doth thou Test our mettle?.
For surely liberty never cometh from the ballot box.
Only through War and Conflict, by Force of Arms
Did our ancestors raise the flag; In Battle!

O Promised Land, do we deserve ye?
We who are Afraid of Mortals and their Lies!
I call upon thee, free us from the Ancient Fies!
O Promised Land, raise the colors of Liberty!

O Promised Land, for Liberty we shall Fight!
Give us the wings of Courage and we shall take Flight.
In Memory of the Martyrs and the Children who fell,
With our courage, we shall raise an inferno rivaling Hell!

HAIL VICTORY!.
HAIL VICTORY!.
HAIL VICTORY!.

Epic Shitstorm in the Parliament today.

Now there's a massive shitstorm in the Parliament of a bunch of whiners trying to hide the old regime's trade links, what with claiming that there has been no links between Israel, citing a "diplomatic denial". They just don't get that all the old agreements have been strictly undercover; mostly involving NSS personnel training as well as the trade movements, which can be identified by accessing their website, and checking the locations where they ship.

For those who are skeptical, here is a short list of the most recent shipments.

Ship name: Progress Lily.
Vessel Code: RLI.
ZIM Voyage#: 43.
Partner's Voyage#: 230.
Local Arrival: 25-Sept-2009.

Ship name: Princess Lily.
Vessel Code: PYQ.
ZIM Voyage#: 54.
Partner's Voyage#: 49095.
Local Arrival: 02-Oct-2009.

I'm sure anyone in the imports business will realize these are legit.

Mal'e, Maldives shows up pretty clear on that site's destinations list. I don't see why these conservatives try to deny it. What is it that they have against Mr. Nasheed going "honest Joe" with his choice of diplomatic contacts?. Personally, I think it'll reveal a lot more information about the previous regime's dirty dealings.

And what the hell is it with the whiners lumping all Israelis as one super-entity?. The people of Israel are not responsible for the policies of it's hardline government; There is lots of resistance against the far-right, and it is unfair for the uninformed old conservatives to fan the image based off the biased mainstream media that promotes the image of Israel as a super-military empire and suppresses all Jewish voices of dissent. THEN they go and call Anni a "Zionist agent", for the most stupid reasons;- like updating our weak, outdated education syllabuses and what not.

Why can't they just admit that Maumoon loved his golden toilet seat (and other extragavanzas) and overall was more of a "greedy ol' pennypincher", and just IRL ban themselves?. These DRP whiners are an obstruction - an unneeded appendage in the new era. They need to understand they have been ousted by the people and kindly GTFO.

Lots of drama took place today in the Majlis. One guy even tore up some important looking document for the lulz. And furthermore, the few MDP members of the Majlis engaged in some heroics, reporting on things even I did not know existed. Especially that jewel with the Reethi Rah Resort being surveyed by an Israeli company had me in tears of laughter. The part about some guy in a red shirt exposing weapons trade using ships flying flags of convenience was quite the kicker, too.

They then asked the Majlis not to waste their time with petty bullshit like this. Way to go!.

Then the hurricane-force madness that was Majlis Miadhu took a turn for the worse. RELIGION came in to play, what with some overweight screamo called Redwave Saleem decrying all Jews as "enemies of Islam", citing some old photoshooped cave scribblings as proof. Bah, for a fatty that stole a shitload of moneys from the Ministry of Atolls and Administration, he sure seems religious! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...!.

The Majlis session then proceeded into enter into even more insane religious hilariousness. Known drug-lord, MP Abdulla Yameen of the People's Alliance fame, then ranted and raved about more religion shit; while blithely disregarding the fact he himself was the top drug lord in Maldives. My religious extremist parents made themselves useful here, identifying each and every MP with pinpoint accuracy - even recalling this one instance when Druglord Yameen went around in his car, wearing a sarong; dispensing drugs to young people. It's amazing how many opposition members of parliament go on and on about "morality", "Jews", "peace" and "Islamic values" while gaining weight in this Majlis. I've seen skinny people from the ghetto gain rapid weight in less than THREE MONTHS. Must be all that junk food they're chomping down at the local Party Cafe.

I know I was supposed to write some replies to my devoted fans on the last post; but seeing this delicious shitstorm in progress, my JOURNALISTIC INSTINCTS JUST KICKED IN, YO - and wrote this WALL O' TEXT before I knew what I was doing.

"You know what you doing!!" - Captain, Zero Wing.

Reporting Live from Interwebz, This is Shadowrunner.
PS: My name is NOT Mohamed Shahyb... where the hell did Freudwannabe get that idea?

"A Presidential Medal of Freedom...

...To the brave girl from Kashmir who demonstrated gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of her life, above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in action against an enemy of the People of the Free State of Maldives. For her especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the Free World, world peace, cultural or other significant endeavors."


Rukhsana Kauser, a young girl from Kashmir has shown us a shining example of how to deal with the Islamic bullies, thugs and other people who think they can rule by intimidation and force. And the best for last; Kauser is a practicing Muslim.

BBC Source
Midday Source

Such bravery will not go unnoticed; she may be slain in retribution by the evil Laskae-e-Taiba criminals - but she is already a hero, and a welcome guest in the Free State of Maldives. Even if she is martyred in the cause of liberty, the first act of armed resistance against the thugs has been carried out. The world now knows that these haabee scum aren't the "chosen people" ordained by Allah, but as vulnerable to gunfire as any other human being. The age of fear is truly ending.

One of the militants wanted to marry Kauser against her will, reports said. They went to the house looking for Ms Kauser but her father, Noor Hussain, resisted their demands, Rajouri district senior police superintendent Shafqat Watali told the BBC.

Ms Kauser said she grabbed one of the militants by the hair and banged his head against the wall. When he fell down she hit him with a FUCKING AXE, before snatching his rifle. "I fired endlessly. The militant commander got 12 shots on his body." Kauser said. "I had never touched a rifle before this, let alone fired one. But I had seen heroes firing in films on TV and I tried the same way. Somehow I gathered courage - I fired and fought till dead tired.". This is the first act of armed resistance against the thugs who wish to replicate the "perfect Islamic apartheid" across South Asia.

Mark my words, it will not be the last.

Police identified the dead militant commander as Abu Osama, who they say was a member of the Lashkar-e-Taiba group and had been active in the Rajouri area for the past five years. His own greed and vice was his undoing. The same organization which was attempting to build training camps in the uninhabited islands of the Maldives. Her family is certain that they will face retaliation from the bullies and criminals. Nevertheless, the solution is clear - the force of arms, cemented by the will of the people; will prevail over the Islamic bullies and criminals.

THIS is the justice we need; Not a biased judiciary. Not a weak police force tied down by decisions of corrupt judges. But the force of arms in the hands of the people.

This young girl has taught us a good lesson; there is to be no negotiation - no peace with those who choose to intimidate and bully the people to consolidate their power. The only proper retort for such wicked criminals is a hail of rapid gunfire. This girl has taught us that what we need is the power of armed force to protect our liberty and our rights; not some fine words and pansyfooting by wannabe liberals weaklings who do not know of the harsh reality outside their ivory towers.