....That's a lot of BAWWW for Israel...

I lol'd at the Adhaalath's whining about President Anni trolling the shit out of the Islamofags by promoting diplomatic ties with Israel, a country them beardies consider to be a country that has no right to exist. They then went and released a *cue fanfare here* PRESS RELEASE with long and delicious words as "outside the international boundaries, ignored many UN resolutions, and blatantly flaunted its utter disrespect for UN orders."

And there goes the DRPtards, calling Anni a "Zionist agent" and calling for his resignation on the streets. Ah, I wish some armored vehicles would roll up and IRL-ban them...

Little do they know, that Maldives has long held business and diplomatic ties with Israel. Even in Maumoon's era.

The mainstream media has portrayed Israel as a tiny, supermilitary state that repeatedly violates the UN's orders, possess nuclear weaponry and a kick-ass black-operations division (MOSSAD-style up in da hood, yo. WORD.). This image has been so well-driven home that the average Maldivian imagines Israel as a rogue, high-tech military army. Images of Israeli civilian/military opposition to several questionable things done by the military/government has been filtered out, to reinforce the idea.

I find it funny when people go BAAWWW when Anni did something honest. It's a start; someone needs to kill off whoever's telling him that Adhaalath commands "thousands of votes" MOSSAD-style, and then nudge him to being even more honest with his own country.

Yeah, trade is booming with Israel. All one has to do is stroll down the unguarded commercial harbor and count the containers that bear the ZIM Integrated Shipping Services codes. You'll need more than your fingers to to that, hur hur!.

Final thoughts: Since Maumoon loves gold (ALMIGHTY GOLDEN TOILET!!), AND allowed trade with Israel under wraps, I personally think he's more of a "LOLGOlD<3"*ahem*> I wonder what the simpleton DRP lackeys will think of their beloved ZAEEM if this ever gets out....

I picked up a file from the tubes last night...

I do not know whether to call it a misfortune, or a moment of luck blessed by some insane god out for shits and giggles... but last night, I somehow ended up downloading a pdf from a friend who [DATA EXPUNGED, UPON SOURCE REQUEST].

Complete PDF.

It turned out to be quite huge, and I spent last night reading through it.

"The extent to which the Taliban regime has violated the human rights of Afghan women is unparalleled in recent history. This report contains compelling evidence of how a society in which women played a prominent role in the health professions, in government, and in teaching, has been replaced by one where: women are regularly and brutally beaten for walking on the street without a male chaperone or without a garment (burqua) that covers their bodies from head to toe; many women must beg because they are largely forbidden from working; women cannot obtain health care from many facilities and cannot be examined by a male doctor without a chaperone, and schools for women and girls have closed their doors with the exception of Qu'ranic training for girls under eight. Such discrimination and the suffering it causes constitute an affront to the dignity and worth of Afghan women and humanity as a whole."

- Introduction, taken from the PHR website.

If I had a weaker gut, I'd feel ill from reading the horror stories this file described. Gulping down the rising queasiness by chewing on crystallized Black Opium, I proceeded to read the whole thing. Frankly, even I'm shocked.

Is this the theocratic, medieval nightmare that Adhaalath And Friends are plotting for us?. As I read though the horrors that were recorded, I recalled the many times that such brutality and injustice were carried out in "the name of Islam" in the conquered lands. I am convinced that the "Shari'a law" that these people are pushing for will not be benevolent at all; Why? Have you seen their bloodthirsty groupies?. They sound like a mob of ravening hounds and criminals caught red-handed, instead of a group of peaceful emissaries to me.

Seriously, if they were just here to spread peace, equality and goodwill; they wouldn't need to get so butthurt and go "Kill Whosoever Makes Fun Of Islam!!!".(quote from the bloodthirsty groupies page) The recent lulzstorm in Muraasil.com by a bunch of batshit insane grunts who learned how to type thaana and for some reason, got an internet connection; are proof that these people are up to their ears in skulduggery; why else would you rant and threaten to outright kill a guy who wrote his thoughts? It's as if they were caught doing something so wrong, they could not bear to let the whole world know.

If they were doing something so horribly wrong they could not afford to let a witness live; we have a right to know what that was - especially when they profess to be the religion of peace and tolerance, and are going to implement their laws in this land.

Happy Fitr Eid to all my readers!.

I know I'm supposed to be all smiles and handshakes, but since I accidentally stared into the eyes of Weegee (see last blog entry), I have no choice to...

...losing contact...

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A cat crossed my path...

So as not to disturb it, I crossed over to the other side of the road...And a few minutes later, I noticed a small, out-of-the-way general store selling a certain component I had practically given up on finding - with component in stow, I made for the bunker to complete the weapon I was supposed to work on.

Verily, cats are Holy Guides from the Lord and Savior, Raptor Jesus! (lolwtf.)
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Okay, the weapon is ready and quite able to fire; but a problem with the trigger mechanism prevents true semi-automatic action;(slow rate of fire) I think I should visit a hardware store this time. I'm missing a hacksaw, and for the life of me, I can't remember where the old hacksaw is at...

"Quite a nasty piece of work..."

"....I am impressed."

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A friend who wished to remain anonymous directed my attention to a "learned scholar", giving an interview on Minivan news the other day.

- Interview Part 1

- Interview Part 2

After the forced faggotry that was Bilal Philips Screwdriver, I was naturally wary of any persons presenting themselves as a religious authority; but nevertheless, I accessed the above aforementioned links and began reading though them. By the time I finished reading through the interview, I was quite pleased to say that this was the sort of "Islamic Scholar" that this country needs, in lieu of the so-called "sheiks" who infest the Ministry of Islamic Affairs/Maldives in general.

Among the many things he acknowledged were the need on regulated Islamic laws, streamlined to the problems of the people(he practically denounced the child-marriage thing haabees are desperate to push forward, - and as a bonus, shook the very foundations of wahhaabee promoters of pedophilia);- as well as outlining the important need to unite the people with religion, instead of using it as a tool of politics; he also exposed the new Maldivian law of religious homogeneity as a "critical fault" that would create unrest, and ultimately, conflict and violence. He ended his interview with a call for peace and dialouge, in the interest of protecting the helpless that would suffer if Maldives were to enter an age of civil war.

Unfortunately, this scholar's pleas for peace is set to fall on deaf ears. No en-massed, petrodollar-funded poster campaign for this man. No appearances on mainstream media (please let me know if there is any) and definitely no praisetalk about him among the haabee circles.

Why?

"He has no right to preach about a religion he does not follow." says a haabee man who I interrogated. Upon asking him for information, he informed me that "He does not have a beard long enough to grasp by the right hand. It is quite clear that he disregards the sunnah - he is a Quranite."

Has Islam fallen this far? To a point where scholars are rated according to their beard length? When the basic message of Islam (peace) is ignored in favor of levels of facial hair?. And what the hell was it with the Quranite insult? Are the vile poisons that Bilal Phillips Screwdriver and Friends bukkaked all over Maldives taken firm root?. And since the interviewer was Maryam Omidi, will the whole interview be disregarded?

I feel embarrassed to even be a part of this sect nowadays.

I feel that he must know a few things about the "extremists" he is willing to "negotiate" with; I feel that these extremists are not out to prove their religion is better - they're in the game for the slaves, the money, the 72 virgins and the "glory" of being part of the "next world power" - and they are willing to stoop to bloodshed and murder if their claims are challenged. I believe that an invading pathogen or cancer must not be negotiated with - but must be defeated and purged, by any means necessary. Not that I can say proper negotiations ever happened; but at least someone made a stand for peace - that made my day. I know it'll be worth nothing, but the thing is - he tried.

The Blame Game.

Let's just say the Mullahs would be the world champions if Blaming was an Olympic sport. The other day, I was listening to this... okay, so I wasn't listening to it. I was forced to sit on the chair near the radio, and asked to listen to this mullah ranting and raving about how "media destroys societies.". (Program was heard on 9 September, 2009 - Frequency 96.00 FM.(ID: Atoll FM)

Uh oh. They've finally begun the onslaught against Mollywood. The Age of War is nigh!. Repent!*cough*

Anyways, I was chuckling inside as this speaker went on about the evils of open media, and how the imagery of unveiled women corrupts the man's mind. He claimed that our drug epidemic and gang rapes/child abuse was all to be blamed on the western media which glorified drug use and immoral behaviour, such as men and women holding hands, hugging and kissing. (lolwut?. he assumes that our men are supposed to be gay/lemmings) He was particularly pointing at the "pretty ladies" on foreign news channels, such as CNN and BBC. He claimed that the more we see or even hear unveiled women, the stronger our desire to fornicate grows, citing that there's a shai'tan (Ba'alzamon, the Dark One; for all you WoTfags) in every one of us.

(Basically confirming the fact that they are an uncontrolled, barbarous bunch and see others the same way.)

Then he claimed that playing violent video games was as sinful as the act shown on the screen. "The person who commits a sin, the person who encourages sin, and the person who witnessed a sin and keeps silent are all equal sinners.". I suppose he does not realize the barrier between reality and videogames is quite definite... this explains their smudged reality concerning the Prophet Mohamed, too.

This is why I only get to play GTA:SA with a katana and only behead people - my religious parents are satisfied with the explanation that the Ballas are drug dealers. Apparently, beheading is alright, guns/sex is not. Good laugh, huh?. And here's the mother of them all. He claimed that there was a growing movement of anti-islamic males in Maldives, and pious women should avoid them. And in the "unfortunate" case if a woman's husband turns out to be a "Quranite" or "corrupted by western morals", he called for the women to wear the veil and just disrupt the marriage until it falls apart. "Separate yourself from the infidel, and make him know that you are not interested in him. Don the veil and refuse his invitation into the decayed western world(sic)."

MAJOR LOLLAGE right there. Disrupting marriages is alright, now?. Despite the fact that divorce is one of the things Allah disapproves of?. How can this be?. Oh wait... I know... they have a catchall phrase for this... FEEE SABEELILLAAAH!. (In the path of Allah!)

I'm surprised people believe this crap. But I know how stupid people can be. People believe in Scientology. Now obviously, if people are stupid enough to believe that crap, they'll believe anything.

Declaration of War.

Uplink 2.1mbps/Downlink 512kbps.
Transmission secure.

The UN has been coerced into signing a formal "Declaration of unconditional Surrender" by the Semite World Network. What it is - A UN resolution that seeks to criminalize all criticism of Islam. This basically means that people like this and this will be able to operate under UN blessings; and all their critics will be silenced by the mandate. The UN has become as useless as the League of Nations and their appeasement tactics during the 1930's. "There are two sets of rules played here; Muslims can preach death to Jews and Christians but no one can criticize Islam." That's the take one fellow blogger wrote here. What a load of baloney.

It seems that I was too late in publishing the Arab-Israeli Pact Theory paper;- these events taking place today are making me even more sure of the paper's truth.

If Blogger, Wordpress and the UN have been compromised, and instead of providing unbiased content for the free world, if they are in the service of the International Semite in censoring all criticism; the time has come to take the conflict to the next level. If they think they can get away with using the weak fools in the UN to serve as their vanguard, they are sorely mistaken.

This act of cowardly censorship to serve the interests of the evil worldwide Semite Crime Cartels will not go unanswered.

Attention: All command personnel to report to the Presidential Bunker.
Notice: Unit 7-31 "Death Star" Nuclear Attack Squads placed on maximum alert. Contingency Plan MAD has been authorized. Any nuclear attempt to stop our armed forces will result in an all-out nuclear war. Unit 7-32's Nuclear Attack Squads will be placed on reserve to carry out Operation Second Impact in case our military objectives fail and we are forced back.

Code Red: State of Emergency declared.

Code Red. Switching to encrypted emergency broadcast system.

Attention: State of Emergency has been declared. All non-essential personnel are advised to report to the Operations Desk and take a week of paid leave.

Attention: Secretary of Defense, Director of Central Intelligence and Secretary of Offense, report to the Presidential Bunker immediately. This is not a drill. I repeat...

Blogger/Wordpress/UN has initiated a massive censorship program.

As some of you will know, the Invisible Pink Hollow Prophet blog was a blog that promoted a certain religion involving something pink in a hilarious manner, reporting on the misdemeanors and crimes of the adherents of major religions. This blog has been censored due to something like "inciting religious violence."

It is quite clear that the semite will stop at nothing to silence their critics, and with this arrogant act of censorship, the next course of action has become grimly clear. This blog will be shut down for 24 hours in order to move all content into HTML backups.

I leave you know with the blogger's manifesto.(pdf format)