Michael Jackson is dead!.

HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGH!
*AHEMBRHMBRM*

You know, converting to Islam looks hazardous. Damn, those fundie muslims who were crowing about Michael Jackson converting to Islam and singing Nasheeds and Salawat (and what other weird arab names they have for music) must be feeling stupid right now. This is a killer blow to all those fundies who claimed that he had converted to islam and was living in Qatar or something. That, or Michael Jackson has learned the secret of teleporting at will!. I bet when those guys told him he had to get circumcised for the free CP, he must've gotten a fit of cardiac arrest... lol.

Aaanyways.

I'm not shooping, people.

Well, I was working on some videogame stuff when I got this news... Well, I dont want to be bothered right now so I'll leave you all with YET ANOTHER HORRIBLE MSPAINT PICTURE.


Now THIS is someone who was "loved the world over". That curry nigger Ishmeet Singh won't rate up to this guy in terms of people going OMGHEISHDED!!!. Hell, all the major news lines are there!. Even CNN!. Hah!.

...

Well, he's dead - but he served his purpose. He has exposed a weak point in the "invincible haabee propaganda machine" in death.


Meanwhile... in the propaganda lab of the evil Zionist Arabs...

Lolcow detected.

http://islammaldives.wordpress.com/2009/06/16/maldivianextremists/#comment-63

Get this. This guy said Nationalism is against Islam.

Man, I really have to thank him for the fine entertainment he's provided, though. When I'm dictator, I should authorize the release of Ibn Khattab Brand punching bags. Rofl. I didn't think it would be so easy to get a confession out of him. Sure, he went and denied all the charges. And then, at the very end, admitted to it all.

I suppose I should reward him for his trouble.

Happy birthday to me. Here, I light another candle in memory of an year of war.

"You and what army", they said.

The Army of the United States of America.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!!.

Hmph, "islamic justice", I suppose?.

http://www.minivannews.com/news_detail.php?id=6593

I'll bet the judge was high on morphine, drunk on sula shiraaz and smirnoff and a haabee, all at once. Ooh, and here comes their defense. "They are good people who are actively taking care of their families. Without them, how could the family survive?". Blah. Typical haabee defense.

Well, it's not a completely depressing report, though.

"In July 2007, five girls aged 11 to 19 from Baa atoll Goidhoo were reportedly sexually abused by their Qu'ran teacher, Ali Rasheed. After months at court, he was freed and continues to live on the same island as his victims." I suppose I must thank them for posting the dox of a priority target. An atoll name, an island name, an occupation and a name is good enough ID for a fast assassination run.

It's time for justice. And no, I don't mean pansy ass court justice, or the "giyaamath" that the haabees console their miserable children with. But real firepower. Sure, I understand that the only ones "protected" in this country is the bad guys. But let me ask you this. Can the kevlar vest, bulletproof cars and the constitution stand up against a high-velocity earth penetrating weapon?. I think not.

They're on to us.

And once again, the alarmist conservative losers who can't lift a finger against the "druglords" of Maldives introduce a new ban - JUST because they can't do shit against that happy drug dealer down the street peddling his shit just a couple of blocks away from vigilant police officers checking people's license/vehicle stickers (no shit.) and are desperate to show "action" on their next-to-empty books.

What's the new victim?. Red bull.

brrrnnnnggg~gives you wiiings... No more, it seems. Some moralfags have declared that the drink (a weak substitute to Black Opium, the best energy drink EVAR.) contains cocaine. Hmph. And just a couple of days or so back, they've proven that there is no cocaine in the drink;- thus rendering their ban null and void... and exposing it as a pressure move to alienate the ones who first fought and won liberation for the MDP. The youth.

Slowly but surely, the treacherous conservative scum are causing the youth to suffer, first by creating an open carnival of suffering, paving the way for a massive market for drug dealers. Already, we are seeing the horrific results of these conservatives and their bastardization of our culture, and their perversion of the Natural Laws. Maldivians simply do not deserve to have a free, fair society if they will keep on bowing to the pressures of the "law." so arbitrarily. It'll be like old times, when the poor Maldivian engorged themselves with crumbs from dictator Maumoon's dinner table, and told their children to accept their lot.

Is this how we Maldivians are doomed to live?.