"Humane" religion, they call it...

Swine flu, the world call it. And guess what the beardies call it?. "Divine retribution" - dammit, they make it look like God's sniper rifle needs to be resighted or some shit... what did the mexicans do to piss the muslims off?.

Swine flu is a mutated form of influenza that infects pigs, and can be spread by respiratory vector. Although a definite cure does not exist (a point drummed by the local media to incite fear and terror into the populace)- its impact can be reduced by the use of anti-viral drugs Tamiflu and Relenza to drastically increase your survivability. If by any chance, you catch it, don't panic. Take a few tabs of multivitamins and rest up. If things get worse, have some Tamiflu handy. Be sure to protect yourself from accidentally infecting your loved ones.

What disgusts me more than the filthy conditions of the battery farms that spawned the virus is the people cheering its appearance. Underfunded American firms running battery farms are responsible for this mess, and the hypocrites they are, are calling it a "divine retribution.", blithely disregarding the obvious (and hilarious) loophole that will state that America is the bringer of Divine Justice (OH SHIT) - JUST because a hundred-something "kuffars" have died. Then they claim it is their prayers that caused it all.

And after all that, they have the nerve to call themselves, followers of a "humane, peaceful religion."

I'm starting to think I understand why some people want this "so-called Islam" wiped off the world map. Pedophillia, genocide, slavery, harems... and now this;- mindless gloating over human suffering and their insane religious profiling, more befitting to South Africa under apartheid.

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Stingrays, caravan raiders and happy sex! Oh my!.

Ohay, I'm back. Got a few good offers through the mail for that plane I needed. I'll be making a decision tonight.

But enough about me and my dull, dull life. Lets go bash the most recent "religious sermon" by the local right-wing televangeli- UHHHH I MEAN RELIGIOUS PREACHER.

So he goes and states his wish is to "discuss" (more like LECTURE, amirite?) the islamic dress code, and the basic limits of "decency". He starts off comically with describing the "basic level of decency" in a male - which is a covering between the knees and the navel. Oooookaaayyyy... Then he goes and says that all parts of a woman are a "fitna", (he quoted some obscure scholar's name) and should be covered, lest they arouse sexual thoughts.

A grade A+++ LOL moment right there.

Then he goes and rants about Maldives today, and he exaggerates and makes it sound like "Men can't walk in the streets today without getting a boner.". LAWL. That's the problem with those caravan-raiding sand nigger wannabes. They still think women are just fuck-machines and they want to keep it that way. What, wasn't the promise of 72 virgins after they kill themselves was not enough?.

The beardies blame the natural reproductive urges on "Shai'taan"(a.k.a Balza'moon, The Dark One, blah blah.) - and call for all women to be wrapped up like stingrays. Steve Irwin would be throwing a MASSIVE BITCHFIT right about now. They have no idea how much damage they are doing to the gene pool by preventing natural instincts to take place, mammonizing marriages, and promoting homosexuality by so many means. They defend their claims that women must be wrapped up with the statement that "it protects them from being raped and/or consenting to happysex.".

Two things wrong with that. One, a burugaa/abaya/chador/tent/bottle is no magical shield ensorceled with fell magicks to protect the wearer from rape, or mentally alter her so that she will have no sexual desires whatsoever. It's just a large cloth that makes them look like walking bong bottles. And there are sick fucks out there crazy enough to get off by sticking their cawks into bottles. Two, even a woman wearing said manta ray costume can and will have sexual desires. With no way to properly let out their bottled desires in a crowd of life-sized walking bongs , men will have no choice but to go after their legally topless brothers. Poor men. Tsk tsk.

The problem with the haabees is that they think they're still stuck in the barbaric ages of Arabia. Unfortunately, we're in the 21st century. We've become more civilized - a woman is not seen as a sexual object or a trophy nowadays;- now, a woman is an individual, with rights, thoughts and dreams. Good, civil men respect her for what she is. However, the haabees have yet to understand the meaning of equal rights, friendship, the pursuit of knowledge, and the making of an authority that all can love and respect. Their world is one of barbarism; where homosexuality an agreeable replacement for the pleasure of the "conquered peoples" and women as slaves of questionable age are made available to the one with the biggest camel herd, where authority is gained by intimidation and force.

They missed their train... by about 1400 years...

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The Ultimate Gang War!

It's a plot straight out of a GTA/Yakuza game. A massive load of cash goes out of a major power's hands, and everyone and their mother is clawing at it in a bid to take control and rule the streets. No, its not a videogame, but the plot of today in Maldives.

The price in the race is not the Parliamentary seat, but rather - the massive shitload of cash that comes with it. Not just the salary, the massive pension that comes with it. Maldivians, living in poverty and congestion for so long, are spending it all to desperately campaign for what appears to them as salvation from a life of misery and despair.

And a veritable gang war it is!. Gang HQs (campaign centres), graffiti (poster spam everywhere!) and a lot of hate from the locals, who get offended when their houses get covered with posters from a political party they detest!.

.... Man, I should make a Yakuza-esque videogame out of this someday.... No seriously. Even fucking BORAT is running for parliament.

Dedicated to a shooting star.

I was just surfing the web as always when I came across this old thing. It reminded me so much of a fellow blogger and friend, that I just HAD to post it here. Enjoy.

Wishing on a dream that seems far off
Hoping it will come today
Into the starlit night
Foolish dreamers turn their gaze
Waiting on a shooting star

But...
What if that star is not to come?
Will their dreams fade to nothing?
When the horizons darkens most
We all need to believe there is hope

Is an angel watching closely over me?
Can there be a guiding light I've yet to see
I know my heart should guide me but
There's a hole within my soul

What will fill this emptiness inside of me?
Am I to be satisfied without knowing?
I wish is then for a chance to see
Now all I need ...desperately...
Is my star to come...

I felt bad when I first did this, but...

Well, I've taken to sending shock/gore pictures to people who send me islamic chain letters, nigerian scam letters and shit on my email now. - its great to press the send button, and then make the "troll face" at no one in particular. I can imagine the reaction from the poor little haabee who sends those stupid islamic chain letters filled with obviously fake hadith take a full blast of happy IRL guro in the eyeballs.

Now that I think about the anguished gasps of disgust and horror and eyeball-spooning I have caused to them - I get this warm, fuzzy feeling inside.

Feels good, man.

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As ages shift and times change...

It is said that Maldives is a tropical paradise where time stands still. More true than anyone could ever claim!. Sure, we're in some fancy ass "aneh dhivehi rajje" (approx 0.00000000000000000093 cm away from Old Rajje), but things are still the same. Well, okay - so we have this pro-gay extremist muslim group running around desperately trying to be killjoys to every heterosexual Maldivian out there.... that isn't what the "vathan" wanted, I think.

All in all, the location's the same old location... and the same old problems. poor Anni got scammed by elfboy at the very last moment; and left him with stupid rules that a weak presidency could never handle. And he's too much of a humanist to use "KILL IT WITH FIRE(tm)" against people who deserve to be shot in the head. I'm talking about the pro-Maumoon crowd hanging out at the ministry of justice, the corrupt attorney general and the stupid, medieval laws of the country. His only fault I can think of is that he tried to make everyone happy, thus bringing forth the "alliance".

A "co-operative union" is a group of associations which, for the purpose of facilitating their work, establish mutual relations for collaborating with one another, appointing a common leader with varying powers and carries out a common line of action. The average citizen is pleased and reassured when he sees that these associations in charge, by establishing a "alliance" together - on which they can stand united and eliminate all grounds of mutual difference amongst themselves. With further application of this image, the general belief is that the formation of a union, or alliance is a "great step forward". This belief, in the case of Maldives, is wrong.

An association, or alliance can only operate properly when all its members work for a same goal - which is not the case here. Remember how Adhaalath went around telling everyone not to vote for "infidel Anni and infidel Maunoon" - and got IRL hammered?. I think, that by trying to please EVERYONE, Anni, made a big mistake. He let in a woman in a black buruga (so called "religious people") - with a dagger under her cloak. There are elements here that wish for Maldives to remain in 12 AD. There are people here who wish for Maldives to become "Next Singapore". Those who would rather have us shepherd goats, while they count their profits from resort shares. To make one side happy, you have to invariably piss the other side off. By trying to make everyone happy, Anni has created a chimera, two straining forces that keep our country motionless in the great path of history.

The Maldives, has always been a society where appearances are of great import. The problems spawned by years of misrule, discontent and corruption of the previous regime have appeared full-force today. These crippling problems, are seen as nuisances by most - things to be whitewashed over and swept under the rug as soon as possible - in order to save face in front of the international community. The only fitting image for Maldives is a syphilis-infected prostitute trying to hide that fact from her pimp.

Times may have changed, but the war for the rights of the common citizen goes on. Maldives is still wracked in crime and drugs;- and no amount of religious pandering has stopped it, regardless of their lies otherwise. Its been a wonderful life, fighting, criticizing and pissing the people who ruined this country off. I'm glad I have lived through such an age, fighting a relentless enemy that grew stronger and stronger on the blood of the simple citizens who were too stupid and weak to realize that they were being used.

When will we understand the meaning of freedom, peace and dignity?

When our people can be delivered from ignorance, selfishness and foolishness.

Byelo, DCJ...

Poor DCJ's identity was compromised some time back. You can read about it here. Ah well, sad to say - this serves as a lesson to me; we may be in a "liberal, free Maldives", but it is, as an anonymous commenter told me... a well-planned lie - No matter what window dressing the politicians bandy on about, the sad truth is... "We are here because we are not free.". The bloody, unspoken war goes on. And those who are subjugated, are again, us Maldivians.

And sorry to break some hearts, but I was away from home - I am not dead, even though I've taken to driving a bike with no brakes on without lights, in the dead of the night. Adrenaline rush is my anti-drug. :P

In response to an article about gang rule...

You can read the article that inspired me to write this little counter-article, here.

Gangs, partays... we've all come to familiarize ourselves with these terms nowadays. The reactions to them are mixed;- some say that they are the "latest trend", others call hotly for their extermination. Some others prefer to shut up, afraid that they might get marked as the latest victim.

The most oft-heard explanation about them is that they are the product of "bad behavior", or "western culture.". That they are the result of the "secularism" and "westernization" in the Maldives. Their graffiti is seen as "barbaric" and "works of vandalism".

What they fail to understand is this - street gangs are born of necessity. They serve the role of protection, where the police and the law fail. (example: info in this article). In a world where bare necessities have to be imported, and the national infrastructure is simply not designed to support a whole country, crime and violence is the way available to them to eke out an existence. (More than four years after the tsunami, there are Maldivians STILL living in temporary shelters.)

I will touch upon graffiti first. It may be crude, it may be the work of "criminals" - but nevertheless, under the wild psychedelic colors, the crude language and the explicit patterns, it is simply a warning sign that the State has failed to properly nurture the people of tomorrow properly. Words like "I like school when it is closed", or "I'm alright - it only hurts when I breathe" give the message that our inferior schooling and education systems have failed to make useful members to society, rather creating an ever-expanding mass of people whose "brains stuffed with worthless, standardized knowledge", find themselves helpless against the real world and end up depressed - and even suicidal. It is not surprising, that many of the youths have turned to the world of drugs, where they can get away from it all, even for a moment.

Now, I will look to the case of protection. The police of today are as incumbent as ever. They could be directing traffic, while a few blocks away, a drug dealer happily fishes out a packet of white powder in exchange for a quick wad of money. The laws are weak, outdated and in need of rewriting. The case of the young woman who is going to get flogged and jailed for a lifetime on trumped up charges of infanticide and sexual acts while the perp who fathered and abused the girl goes scot-free tells us that. The police need more incentive to protect and serve the citizens.

It is in such an atmosphere of fear and terror that street gangs are born.

In these hard times bought unto us by greedy politicians and dictators (especially the Lord of the Golden Toilet Seat.), crime is the only way these undereducated people can ever hope to earn much needed money for their families. The "religious" conservatives are no good either. They are quick to blame the youth for being "in league with the devil", when they needed help. Little wonder, that the street gangs of today vie for more command and control of the streets today, determined to hold on to their world of "safety and/or drugs"; their only hope in this bleak world.

In ending the article, I'll do a tl;dr version. Street gangs are a sign of failure on the part of the State, and their graffiti, though vulgar and base, is a "alert sign." Just wiping it over with a sheet of white paint (just like what we do with the rest of our problems) simply won't be enough in the long term.

Happy April's Fools!.

I know some people out there wished I was dead. Some even urged me to "die quickly".

... Are they still butthurt about that Ishmeet Singh article?. Or the crappy Mohammed Cartoons?. I'll probably never know - but the ensuing hilariousness here had me cracking up laughing!. You can read the hilarious article here.

Okay, so it rained and shone on my way home. Am I dead?. Dunno.

Anyways, I hope the insane stunt was worth the read. It sure made my day brighter. Nothings better than knowing that your future political opponents aren't as universally connected as they claim to be. Anyways, to mark this special occasion, I would like to personally deliver this to all those haabees who wished me dead... via laser-guided "air mail"!. It is only the deserving thanks they should get after being such excellent lulzcows.

I can't believe how easily they fell for it - only a few deigned;- at the end to point out it was April's fools day. If this lot is going to be the opposition when I run for presidency, I'll be assured I'll have an easy time of it. Come on... I even put in the YHBT (You Have Been Trolled) in there and no one noticed. Can a people end up THAT stupid?!. In fact, I was thinking people would start saying Happy April's fools day the second I posted that. I didn't possibly think people would end up buying it!.

April the first is over. It will come again to us in a year. I will wait for it.

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In other news, a bunch of haabee jihadist wannabes were PWNED by the Pakistani Security forces. I bet a few bucks they just broke down blubbering and crying once they were caught with their weapons down by a bunch of pakis. I'll take a moment to laugh out loud at them losers. Until next time, adios!.