Zero Hour.

In A.D. 2009...
War was beginning.
Anni: What happen ?
Ahmed Shaheed: Somebody set up us the coup d' etat!.
Mariya: We get signal.
Anni: What!
Mariya: Main screen turn on.
Anni: It's you!!
DRP: How are you gentlemen !!
DRP: All your base are belong to us.
DRP: You are on the way to destruction.
Anni: What you say!!
DRP: You have no chance to survive make your time.
DRP: Ha ha ha ha ....
Ahmed Shaheed: Captain!!
Anni: Take off every 'Special Operatives'!!
Anni: You know what you doing.
Anni: Move 'ZIG'!!.
Anni: For great justice.

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The day is half over and I bought sand bags, guns, ammo, blasting caps and even a cannister of propane gas for the occasion of DRP's touted "democracy in action". Hmph, it's their leader's greed that led to these drastic belt-tightening measures. Why should they complain?. Blah.

So far, the day is turning out to be a disappointment. No city-wide riots, no "state of emergency", not even a single gunshot. Umar "The Oxymoron" Naseer wasn't seen on the streets either. A shame. I had the Ye Olde Spud Cannon loaded and ready to go, too. The only gunshots I heard all day was the sound of (badly)simulated gunfire from the Aces Over Europe copy I was running.

Ah, what can you expect from a bunch of dirty, greedy has-been politicians and their army of weaklings, cowards and criminals?. It is their fault that this country is in the absolute pits. They should understand this fact and commit mass-suicide; this way, they can "serve the country"; by alleviating the congestion problem, giving more room for people who deserve to start families and serving as excellent fish food.

Ah, what a boring day. And I woke up all hopeful and excited about shooting Umar in the face, too.

Oh, oh, and happy Victory Day!.

11 comments:

Yaamyn said...

why waste three letters calling Umar Naseer an "oxy"moron??

:p

such a let down, really.

Anonymous said...

There WAS a riot. But it turned out into a stupid end.

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Well, your right. They fail.

Fali said...

If the opposition cannot be trusted to run a honest to goodness mass violence mass hysteria mass looting mass police action riot what good are they!!! Its a disgrace!

Anonymous said...

Pshaw. Theyr just butthurt because they can't get more votes. :P

Hilath said...

DRP don't know how to entertain us.

canofworms said...

Nice intro ;)

Premier Joseph Stalin said...

Quite disappointing the way things went... :P

kaiza shozey said...

"RESIGN AS PRESIDENT!!!"
"WE'LL REMOVE YOU FROM THE PRESIDENCY"
"ANNI ISTHIUFAA"

Interview : "we have no intention whatsoever to resign him. we jes want him to know that we are still here, that we 'exist' and for him to change his ways"(board still hangs behind the guy "ANNi ISTHIUFAA".

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Iya said...

Ah, a reference I can relate to in the intro! noice!