Epic Shitstorm in the Parliament today.

Now there's a massive shitstorm in the Parliament of a bunch of whiners trying to hide the old regime's trade links, what with claiming that there has been no links between Israel, citing a "diplomatic denial". They just don't get that all the old agreements have been strictly undercover; mostly involving NSS personnel training as well as the trade movements, which can be identified by accessing their website, and checking the locations where they ship.

For those who are skeptical, here is a short list of the most recent shipments.

Ship name: Progress Lily.
Vessel Code: RLI.
ZIM Voyage#: 43.
Partner's Voyage#: 230.
Local Arrival: 25-Sept-2009.

Ship name: Princess Lily.
Vessel Code: PYQ.
ZIM Voyage#: 54.
Partner's Voyage#: 49095.
Local Arrival: 02-Oct-2009.

I'm sure anyone in the imports business will realize these are legit.

Mal'e, Maldives shows up pretty clear on that site's destinations list. I don't see why these conservatives try to deny it. What is it that they have against Mr. Nasheed going "honest Joe" with his choice of diplomatic contacts?. Personally, I think it'll reveal a lot more information about the previous regime's dirty dealings.

And what the hell is it with the whiners lumping all Israelis as one super-entity?. The people of Israel are not responsible for the policies of it's hardline government; There is lots of resistance against the far-right, and it is unfair for the uninformed old conservatives to fan the image based off the biased mainstream media that promotes the image of Israel as a super-military empire and suppresses all Jewish voices of dissent. THEN they go and call Anni a "Zionist agent", for the most stupid reasons;- like updating our weak, outdated education syllabuses and what not.

Why can't they just admit that Maumoon loved his golden toilet seat (and other extragavanzas) and overall was more of a "greedy ol' pennypincher", and just IRL ban themselves?. These DRP whiners are an obstruction - an unneeded appendage in the new era. They need to understand they have been ousted by the people and kindly GTFO.

Lots of drama took place today in the Majlis. One guy even tore up some important looking document for the lulz. And furthermore, the few MDP members of the Majlis engaged in some heroics, reporting on things even I did not know existed. Especially that jewel with the Reethi Rah Resort being surveyed by an Israeli company had me in tears of laughter. The part about some guy in a red shirt exposing weapons trade using ships flying flags of convenience was quite the kicker, too.

They then asked the Majlis not to waste their time with petty bullshit like this. Way to go!.

Then the hurricane-force madness that was Majlis Miadhu took a turn for the worse. RELIGION came in to play, what with some overweight screamo called Redwave Saleem decrying all Jews as "enemies of Islam", citing some old photoshooped cave scribblings as proof. Bah, for a fatty that stole a shitload of moneys from the Ministry of Atolls and Administration, he sure seems religious! Nyuk nyuk nyuk...!.

The Majlis session then proceeded into enter into even more insane religious hilariousness. Known drug-lord, MP Abdulla Yameen of the People's Alliance fame, then ranted and raved about more religion shit; while blithely disregarding the fact he himself was the top drug lord in Maldives. My religious extremist parents made themselves useful here, identifying each and every MP with pinpoint accuracy - even recalling this one instance when Druglord Yameen went around in his car, wearing a sarong; dispensing drugs to young people. It's amazing how many opposition members of parliament go on and on about "morality", "Jews", "peace" and "Islamic values" while gaining weight in this Majlis. I've seen skinny people from the ghetto gain rapid weight in less than THREE MONTHS. Must be all that junk food they're chomping down at the local Party Cafe.

I know I was supposed to write some replies to my devoted fans on the last post; but seeing this delicious shitstorm in progress, my JOURNALISTIC INSTINCTS JUST KICKED IN, YO - and wrote this WALL O' TEXT before I knew what I was doing.

"You know what you doing!!" - Captain, Zero Wing.

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PS: My name is NOT Mohamed Shahyb... where the hell did Freudwannabe get that idea?