Once again, our very own Epic Successful Troll, President Anni leaks more pictures of himself onto the interwebs Clad in a skintight wetsuit, Anni crushed the ambitions and wet dreams of several Islamofag sheikhs by collecting over 73 squealing fangirls in LESS THAN A DAY, more than what the beardie lore promised 72 virgins for a "lifetime of good deeds.". In fact, his trolling was so good, even his cabinet ministers were not spared the carnage.
From Left to right: Their thoughts about Anni's awesome trolling.
1) "What has been seen...*dramatic pause*... cannot be unseen."
2) Ze goggles! Zhey do NOTHING!.
3) Shut the fuck up, fat man!.
4) I'm a local. I am in this picture.
5) You guys are pathetic. Geez.
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And now, the evil unfunny groups of old buruga-wearing Druugaai Raaboo Party niggers are busy sitting in their viper's nests and hissing away, butthurt about the President's newest and prolific trolling - that was rumored to reach international audiences. Boo hoo. Theyre just upset because NOOO OOONE TROLLS LIKE NASHEED.
The only thing that could have made this event more epic was if DJ Majeed had accidentally got his leg stuck in a leaky, bloody piece of meat... and a passing white shark takes him out to...for dinner.
10 comments:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anni. Looking so down in the dumps. Everyone here'd love to be you Anni - even when taking your lumps. There's no man as admired as you - you're everyone's favorite troll.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
you insane, awesome troll!.
Nooo...oooone...trolls like Anni!
No one says it like Anni.
No one fucks up haabees quite like Anni.
For there's no man half as manly
perfect, a man free of fail
you can ask any Rasheed, Majeed or Waheed.
and they'll tell you who pisses off haabees worth getting decapitated!.
No...one...trolls like Anni!
No one does public stunts like Anni!
Anni: "To your stupid islamofags I'm INDIIIIMIDATING"
My what a guy that Anni!
Give five "Fuck you!"s
Give twelve internets
Anni is the best
and the rest
fake their votes.
No...one...fucks shit up like Anni!
Breaks barbed wires for fun like Anni!
Whether insane or or fun and crazy.
Anni: "I've got millions of crazy plans I want to show".
No one's met a man
that makes us ROFL like Anni!
Anni: "I'm especially good at promoting equalllitttyyy".
Anni: "When I was a lad I did insane shit and watched as my magic good grew laaarrrgee.
But then I found the MDP and the others like me
so it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge".
No...one...hits like Anni!
matches wits like Anni!
ANNNNNIII!
(ps; Fuck Maumoon and his hot air policies. 30 years is enough.)
Nasheed sooo sexy!
Your latent homosexuality becomes very clear when you post pictures of men in skintight diving wear.
You need help; you must embrace your sexuality, and not push yourself away from it.
i think the shadowrunner is pretty secure in his sexuality unlike ahem 'some' guys who think that seeing another man in a wetsuit is going to automatically make him gay. ^^
Freud is a junkie.
I'd love to take YOU out to dinner, baby. ;)
@Anonymous: FUCK YEAH GASTON.
@Anonymous: +1 Fangirl.
@Freud: DAMN, You're back!. Right, so you like to call me a faggot, may I respectfully direct you to the forced faggotry hall of shame?.
@bluebooze: I think Bluebooze is a pretty cool girl, eh. She posts cool stuff and doesnt afraid of haabees.
@jinni: According to my sources, he's a 10-year old boy. Not sure how true that is. The facebook link was truncated.
@Cute Gay: Here, I'll stab you with a hypodermic containing HIV tainted blood, so you forcefags can wipe yourselves out!. Aren't I nice?!
I'm a shaarrk!.
IM A SHAARRK!!
SUCK MY DICK!!
IM A SHAAARRRKK!!!
Samuel L. Jackson quote ftw.
The panicky Al Jamiyyathul Salaf even condemned the opinion of first professor of Maldives (Professor Abdullah Saeed), because he crusaded the human rights in real Islamic means. This notorious community even made a booklet commencing on Professor Abdullah Saeed's book (Freedom of Religion and Apostasy), in which they have only emphasized on their narrow and bullshit opinion, saying that it is not arguable or challengeable.( I read it once, but still haven't forgotten its frustrating cover page)
Ok!! We aren't scholars!! So we are not suppose to challenge them. But I guess Professor Abdullah Saeed is a one (Even better then them).
Because of these tarnished bullies, our religion is always being criticized for not having chances for challenges or giving opinions. (which is not the fact, Even the Prophet Mohamed considered advices and opinions more than capital punishments)
Please!! Please!! Learn to tolerate and respect others point of views which might differ from yours. And if you still have a better argument, just prove it in an academical perspective, not in personal. (To Adhaalath) (I exclude some of the scholars)
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