Code Red: State of Emergency declared.

Code Red. Switching to encrypted emergency broadcast system.

Attention: State of Emergency has been declared. All non-essential personnel are advised to report to the Operations Desk and take a week of paid leave.

Attention: Secretary of Defense, Director of Central Intelligence and Secretary of Offense, report to the Presidential Bunker immediately. This is not a drill. I repeat...

Blogger/Wordpress/UN has initiated a massive censorship program.

As some of you will know, the Invisible Pink Hollow Prophet blog was a blog that promoted a certain religion involving something pink in a hilarious manner, reporting on the misdemeanors and crimes of the adherents of major religions. This blog has been censored due to something like "inciting religious violence."

It is quite clear that the semite will stop at nothing to silence their critics, and with this arrogant act of censorship, the next course of action has become grimly clear. This blog will be shut down for 24 hours in order to move all content into HTML backups.

I leave you know with the blogger's manifesto.(pdf format)