A cat crossed my path...


So as not to disturb it, I crossed over to the other side of the road...And a few minutes later, I noticed a small, out-of-the-way general store selling a certain component I had practically given up on finding - with component in stow, I made for the bunker to complete the weapon I was supposed to work on.

Verily, cats are Holy Guides from the Lord and Savior, Raptor Jesus! (lolwtf.)
....
Okay, the weapon is ready and quite able to fire; but a problem with the trigger mechanism prevents true semi-automatic action;(slow rate of fire) I think I should visit a hardware store this time. I'm missing a hacksaw, and for the life of me, I can't remember where the old hacksaw is at...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I stole your hacksaw, fucker. will cut your penis off because you are a pussy.

bluebooze said...

awwww this is why i worship cats like the ancient Egyptians ^ ^ <3

Anonymous said...

to anonymous 4:27
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Whats the matter? Shadowrunner deserves some guns to shoot you pedo supporters to bits.

You go, buddy!. Show those short trouser people some mad pain!

Yaamyn said...

Hehe.

Look at the badass anonymous at the first comment.

'Ooh look! I'm such a pussy I can't even post this comment in my own name.. But ooh ooh I can SO cut off your penis with a hacksaw! Why would I want to do that? I have no clue! I just.. Do! oops.'

morons.

Anonymous said...

anon1, you've made it to the failblog.

http://failblog.org/2009/08/31/gangsta-fail/

Longcat said...

High Guardian and Keeper of the Precept, Longcat speaks.

Fear not the evil hand of the ancient plague for I, Longcat; do give my word to protect thee from the pretentious scum.

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