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So, I drew a Mohamed cartoon (not really, I just put a bunch of pixels together and called it that), while listening to a japanese porno last night. This is an experiment to see if I will randomly burst into flame.
See ya around.
74 comments:
man next time make a movie clip so that we can watch and go on laughing till the very end they are talking about..
This is not funny?! You are playing the hearts of millions who follow the religion and drawing pictures insulting the religion of Islam? Whats wrong with you? Do you want some attention? just come out from your hiding ground and then try to draw pictures!
I just cant see any point? Have you seen Prophet Mohamed (PBUH)? you are fabricating stories which is irrelavent to Islam and spreading hatred within your own society!
If you dont wanna follow the religion of Islam just get your own life and leave Islam alone!
Its not Islam that gave you pain? Ask yourself a few questions?
Whos the one with the pimp hairpin?.
hey shadowrunner...
seems some people dont like your production of cartoon images.. :P
wtf..
seriously next time u shud make a movie clip, erun emeehun thibene nu ragalhah piss vefa..
http://atollcounselor.blogspot.com/2009/02/plea-to-mvblogsorg.html?zx=fe78c59b2b06a62d
Its true, though. Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) would be really furious when he sees the utter atrocities being carried out in the name of Islam.
Its hard to believe after all this time, im still taken aback to see mohammad pictures drawn. i didnt feel comfortable at first. knwing that its so sacred. But i realize how much fear and enforced and controlled our lives and our way of thinking are.
These catoons are nothing and probably will go to archeive after a few weeks. But dare it happens. some freaks with beards will make this a headline. definitely! they will make sure that everyone see these catoons or everyone in the Maldivians if not the world knows about the cartoons of mohammad. Arn't they the one looking for hatred.
Now, i do not suppose anyone who loves islam should be visiting this blog, but they would. they like these catoons. its a mean for them to attack creat havoc which they are very good at.
Atoll counsellor is thretening already.
Well I fucking hope you burst into flame and everyone will laugh as you fucking die!. Piece of shit!
Go back to switzerland and draw this shit!. The world will boycott your kind AGAIN!.
its funny this stupid arse watching porno or "listening to it" lol. poor fella u need medical attention, u know there are ppl who know you so if u want to promote hatred u should be ready for its consequence.
And what consequences would that be? who is creating hatred here, you sorry arses!! You can not do anything.Marry 07yr old kids and have 5 wifes and kiss the black rock in Mecca. thats what you can do.
We have had enough and Shadowrunner is not alone. beware what you say here! anons, we can track your IPaddresses! We will be more cruel than you bigots!
We will not just behead you but torture you to death. just pray that you will have the angels and virgins waiting:P.
well, shows your maturity by drawing these cartoons. i don't get why your group of self-proclaimed atheist are so crazily hyped over Islam being negative, when some (MOST) other people who are also atheist and from other religious background are able to just chill with Islam.
Laughing Mr Mike Abraham at the cartoons? If that is really your name (couldn't you come up with Jar Jar Beng or something as a fictional name?) Real nice maturity there too.
To Mr shadowrunner -
draw what you want.
say what you want.
you're gonna die anyway.
I shut up when you mock Allah's name in your previous post. Do you take us for dumbasses by twisting your words? You twist them so well Mr shadowrunner and only other gullible beings would agree to what you say.
altho honestly, for us all - its scary not knowing when we're gonna die. maybe tomorrow. maybe the next 30 minutes. must be nice that you don't have a religious belief to lean on - death must be a 82987% more terrifying for you (screw the naive ones that say they don't fear death when they haven't experienced death).
plus, if there's really a God at the end of it all (in your perception), you're in deepshit.
and also considering that you claim how your life sucks - im happy.
God is great.
your life sucks.
your death sucks.
and if there is an afterlife (in your perception), your afterlife sucks too....
Kaccching! Jackpot!
Shut the heck up about "OOoh we're cool cos we aint believe in no God . OOh, We're being from the higher level who don't poop and pick our nose with toes."
your group believe or don't believe whatever you want - leave our religion, God and prophet alone.
you mock my God's name.
you mock my prophet's name.
You guys must be born damn ugly for you to get angry at God (or totally banish the existence of God) - and ahem, if youre not ugly - your heart sure is.
Well, thank God.
You do not deserve an ounce of respect nor kindness (and i was the dumbass who said Ganbatte to you)
(and bring it on. you think we Muslims will falter at what you say? Naudzhubillah. And InsyAllah by Allah's grace and will, we will never deter or succumb to your level)
There's one thing to use your brain and rationalize religion - but to submit to your ego to draw such a thing, i won't tolerate that - neither of us will.
And there, i predict - these group of atheist will mock me when i use my God's name. That's the natural instinct isn't it? To mock me and my belief? Again, nice level of maturity.
And honestly, blogging? If you are really so damn sure about what you believe in (and what you don't believe in) - you would not be afraid to show yourselves.
And Hamid - because i just read your comment. I hope you choke on forrero rocher and die.
somebody should submit this to digg.com
Its funny how they get soooo offended by this utter crap. And not one of those cartoon pages were "insulting" to islam.
most ppl can't read, I think.
Boy do they fear death!
You think something is going to happen when you die. You wish! Its nice feeling isn't it. But why live in false hope:(
Death occurs when brain ceases to function.
Don't attach emotions to a natural occurence. this is the problem with Religion.
anon: 4.47am. drawing the prophet is a fundamental insult. This blogger here is capable of twisting his words very well - putting it in away that Islam is not insulted. And glad that you can only read with a one-way point of view, while we read and analyse the innuendo.
lulz, ayatollah khomeni is a total PIMP.
You should stop with this bullshit before your ISP decides to ban you just like maldivesculture.
You fucking think you're so cool, you fucking faggot atheist piece of shit?.
You dont even deserve to work here. Go smoke some heroin and die of OD.
Mr. Shadowrunner,
Your pathological craving for attention, was inflicted upon you by lack of attention given to you by your parents during your childhood.
More over it this condition has worsen with your inability to engage in any form of conversation with people of the opposite gender.
This explains why you seek attention of men with long beards.
To Freud: HERE HERE!
@Mike: I would, but I lack the necessary software. :(
@anonymous: lulz.
@anonymous: Ayatollah Khomeni. He's da playa who kisses little boys in very sexual ways, yo.
@Mike: How wonderful!.
@anonymous: Yeah. I'm sad I had to come to the world at such a time. The original religion was one of peace and tolerance. Its when these pedo/powertards took over it began to rot away.
@anonymous: eh, like all fads, this too, will pass.
@anonymous: SWITZERLAND?! wtf?.
@anonymous: I'll have 4 ragesandwiches with extra FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUsauce, please.
@Hamid: Are you... THE PARTY VAN?!.
@anonymous: First, let me make this very clear. Islam is a wonderful religion. A simple, easy to understand message of peace and humanity to all peoples of the world. But like the other abrahamic religions - it is being corrupted.
The reason why I took up arms and solemnly vowed to fight is because the corruptors have violated something sacred to me.
I believe that all of us will die, no matter what. For me, it is not scary, or anything. It's just going to happen. No need to panic and whine about it.
If my "my life sucks" segment appeals to you, then be it so. I won't be bothered at all This, too is fate.
I believe in a greater intelligence, and the providence of the Creator. I don't go around flashing Scientology logos on my bike.
Yes, lakum dheenukum valiyadheen. To me, my way, to you yours;- we will have that, as soon as the backward haabees learn that love is natural, and they have no right to beat a young girl over it.
I am not angry at god, or the prophet; I am angry against the cowards among you who commit these filthy deeds behind the banner of islam.
The cowardly dogs who tout their poisoned version of Islam are lower than even the worms - these, I will root out and exterminate.
I will not mock your faith, and I ask anyone who comments here not to do so. For you, your way, for me, mine. But such will not be the fate of the extremist haabees who have invaded my world.
When Ishmeet Singh died, I took the liberty of sticking a little poster on the abandoned office of Voice of India. I can replicate such a stunt again.
The world I was brought to requires secrecy, and stealth. Gone are the days of sword and spear charging sword and spear. This is the modern age of warfare.
Ferrero Rochers are nice.
@anonymous: lulz.
@anonymous: Oh no, you found out the (not so) secret message!. NOOOOOO!!!
@Hamid: It's sad, isnt it. I can't believe people are being swayed by this nonsense.
@anonymous: I was just testing to see if I would burst into a pile of flaming dog poo. So far, no result.
@anonymous: jeah homie!. he's got 9001+ hos, in chadors and shit!. An' he likes little boy cock!.
@anonymous: They're going to ban blogging?. Too much of a pain in the ass. They'll just ban pizzahouse.blogspot.com.
And when they do, I'll just carry on from another blogger address. My posts are archived as htm files already. No loss.
@anonymous: No thanks. I don't do drugs.
@Freud: Mr. Freud, as much as I respect your opinion, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that you have made an error in your observations, thus throwing the whole diagnosis off.
The whole operation involving me and the young maidens is completely covert - you think I'd leak such sensitive information on the tubes like that?. Good sir, you are mistaken. Now have some tea, old chap.
@anonymous: Stop pointing at your equipment. It's undignified.
ill name my penis mohamed.
hey pizza house fuckers.. u think this is funny huh!! what u have drawn is something came out from your ass.. dont play with islam and our faith, play with your 1/2inch penis
Which young maidens would that be, the 3 barbie dolls that you keep on your bed?
well let see who gets the IP first and who has the biggest army i'll make sure u all are going to pay
How about "Live and let live"? What I mean is that many atheists I encounter are intensely condescending, and think that since they don't believe in a "silly little man in the sky", that they are somehow BETTER than anyone who does. If you don't like people trying to shove religion down your throat, then why turn around and shove non-religion down everyone else's throat? I don't believe in god, or religion, but I sure as hell don't think I am better than anyone who does. Live and let live, that's the golden rule.
Stop being just like vegans. Why do they have a disgusting "holier than thou" attitude, and why take it so far? I know not all atheists and vegans behave this way, but why do the most vocal ones act like they are among the most inteligent people on Earth?
I think people should find religion their own way. But your faith, or non-faith, should never be a barometer of how much better you are than someone else. Stop with the condescending shenanigans. Life is too short to be worrying about everyone else. Go about your own life, your own way, and stop caring so much about what your neighbor is doing.
This is not an analytical study, this is merely personal. Freud is correct. But since attention is what you seek, attention is what you'll get. And to everyone else, please rage on, it makes him feel better.
@anonymous: Don't do it!. You might OFFEND some people!.
@anonymous: I wonder why you like cawk so much.
@anonymous: No, but thanks for the laugh. You keep at it - this shit's so hilarious!. :P
@anonymous: This is a whole new age of warfare, boy. I could be that guy down the street, or maybe the guy on TV. I could be anyone. You'll never know.
@Kevil: Yes. Live and let live. However, that message is lost upon the ragheads. Can't have one-sided compromise, yes?.
Oh, and I'm not holier than thou - that award goes to the beardies who grow beards and mutter allahallahallah - while feeling up little girls.
Oh, and Freud has been proven as a tool of the Haabees. :D
since the commenting war rages on, i think people are getting more excited about the word bashing and again forgetting about the actual cause here. there was a reason why the author posted his cartoons, his ways might be extreme and maybe some of the readers insecurity limits shall be put to the test here. but the message stays the same and is a growing concern here in the maldives today.
so please stop this flabbergasting and pointing fingers at who and who is going to hell, and give better criticizing comments about the issue. frankly everyone's bickering is doing non of us any good.
More than 24 hours have passed since I drew the cartoons.
I now will consider this experiment a failure.
a bold move. be ready for the inevitable fatwa that will come around soon enough.
me thinks the comic sends the right message and pisses off the right people.
i saw this guy on the street, and he had a pink shirt on. i know it doesnt have anything to do with the post, but i thought it was worth mentioning
Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
@Iya: insane, manic tactics were part of my repertoire back in the School Wars. I feel a burst of nostalgia doing this shit.
@Golden Rule: That rule was the pillar of a civil society where man respected each other for what he was; without barrier of skin color, nationality and religion.
The modern Golden rule states "Defend yourself, or be subjugated by others." It's survival of the fittest out here.
I think some of the Anonymous people here are loosing sight of what the author is trying to say.
Although i must say that i dont like his methods, i think he is trying say that he doesnt hate islam (the original version) but he hates the modified version the beardies are passing out today. Amirite?
On some levels i agree on with the dude coz the beardies have totally messed up islam and are using it as an excuse to satisfy their own needs. Thankfully i havtn experienced this first hand since my parents are more level headed and i dont really give a fuck about anything..but the authors life has been fucked up beyond recognition.
In conclusion i must say that although i do not object to your methods of self expression i advise u to beat the shit out of your parents next time they beat your little sister..Be a man...have some balls..
Mr.Shadowrunner,
Ask yourself why you chose an euphemism of the male genitalia to describe me? I might not be completely wrong in analysis.
It is normal in conditions as I described for you to develop homosexual attractions towards men that resembles your paternal parent.
i didn't look at the drawings for fear I may get blind :) but i read the words and it's brilliant! No wonder the haabees and the like are illiterate and shallow to their core. Ready to kill and behead the pizza man huh! the lot must be itching to get a young girl as fifth wife to screw around to prove how manly their 2 inch performs but frustrated not to find one yet. so peek in here and say subuhaanahllah and pretend to be outrageous?!! isn't it a sin to look at things that is not in islam? sinning haabees! suckers! get lost and stay confined in your bedrooms to make more islamic babies with your smelly wives who are equally dumb. or just imagine how 'fun' it would be to rape nine your olds who has got their periods. suckers!
It doesn't work this way, only the first guy to draw the picture get to burst into flame. Now you are just a copy-cat.
You should try something new like come up with some pornography with the character.
@Fugitive: No worries. They lost sight TOO LONG ago.
Beating up sounds primeval and uncultured. I'd rather become strong and powerful, and then sic the Secret Police on them.
@Freud: Anything can be an euphemism for anything. A fleshlight is a tool, yet representing the female genitalia.
I deeply advise you to retake the psychology exams; your time in the grave seems to have taken its effect on your knowledge.
I'd rather spend time with some pretty girls instead of believing in your "stereotype homosexual culture" This forced haabee homosexual culture will be rooted out and exterminated.
@nine year old virgin: 9 year old virgin, before I reply to your comment, I must ask you whether you want to buy a hypodermic needle loaded with bleach.
Okay.
For comical purposes, I will carry out an IRL raid, then they'll howl in frustration.
Yes, those who commit these hideous deeds while saying its "allowed in the hadith" should be exterminated.
@Anonymous: What?. ARE YOU SAYING THESE MASS OF ANGRY SAND NIGGER WANNABES ARE WRONG?! THAT MY EXPERIMENT HAD A RANDOM VARIABLE THAT FAILED IT ALL?!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*ahem*
Not really, Mohamed porn exists.
Mr. Shadowrunner,
The close resemblance of the characters depicted in your comic strip to your father is proof enough of your latent homosexuality which you are now in denial.
All this talk about uprooting men with beards, can be categorized as a form pre-mating ritual (in other words a strong signal of sexual availability for anal coitus to such men)which is often exhibited by men in the in later phases of latent-homosexuality.
@Freud: Are you insinuating that my poor parents are the result of a homosexual liaison between Ayatollah Khomeini and Abdul Baree?.
Lulz manpreg.
Mr. Freud, stop making yourself look foolish. Professional psychologists don't just pull stuff out of nowhere. Where did I mention that I'd exterminate every man with a beard?. You're further ruining the accuracy of the diagnosis.
Once again, allow me to thank you for showing us that all you haabees really want is a worldwide orgy of homosexuality.
Mr. Shadowrunner,
You must be passing through a very fragile state of your psycho-sexual development, that you are unable to formulate coherent thoughts as most of your attention is focused on deriving pleasure through stimulation of your anal region. By either retaining large amounts of fecal matter within your rectum and building pressure within or defecation. Its highly probable that such stimulation's would eventually prove to be by unsatisfactory to you that you would have to resort to digital penetration.
@Freud: It is unfortunate that your good name is being used by some mouthpiece haabee who has yet to learn of the finer pleasures of life, and desperately trying to earn a fap buddy for their sick shit.
I've shot down your arguments one after the another and yet you come back for more.
It fills my old heart with mirth that you choose to come back again and again and try to harangue me with everything from latent homosexuality accusations to scat fetish adverts.
A shame about your wasted efforts; but I don't roll that way.
@/B/eardies: And how great are the egos of people who sit back and mock the ones that are actually trying from the luxury of their armchairs.
Some people can't be happy unless they are ripping down greater men, bringing them down to their own mediocrity. Your personal bias proves nothing about their correctness.
@Freud: You started out fine, then you kept on failing. The same analogy your applying here can be applied to yourself, come on, at least try a bit harder than expressing yourself through your jokes which emanate faggotery.
@ShadowRunner: Give `em hell. Your actions are personally biased, who cares though, when the point your pushing is quiet true. But remember; The sharpest lives are the deadliest to lead.
@ anyone who got offended:
Whoever gets me shadowrunner's head on a plate gets to go to heaven...what the heck I'll even throw in nine year old virgin as a bonus.
@ anyone who didn't get offended:
Betting stalls are open!
kekeke, the pedophile army of maldives will rally to that call. ^^
who can resist raping the 9 y-o virgin? especially when sanction under "so-called islam."
Mr. Shadowrunner,
Theses assessments are neither accusations nor arguments. But rather an exploratory endeavor into your psycho-sexual development.
Let me reiterate my assessments;
1. Patient has developed a special form of pathological-craving for attention: it is highly probable that the root cause lies in the deprivation of parental love and attention during his childhood.
2. Patient lacks the capacity to establish and develop normal relationships with the opposite gender; a condition often exhibited by males who are fixated in the phallic phase.
3. Emotionally starved for attention and love, the patient has developed a special preference towards men with long beards, who he refers to as "Haabee's"; an urban-slang used to describe men/women who adheres to a fundamentalist interpretation of Islam.
4. Selective attraction towards men with features described before, may stem from his incestuous affinity towards his paternal parent.
5. These conditions has sparked an accelerated manifestation his previously latent-homosexuality: an abnormal second cycle of psycho-sexual development seem to have been initiated in which his libidal energy is seen more focused on the anal region. Thus, the patient is likely to be the receptive partner in potential homosexual relationships.
@Marlee: And thus is the source of amusement ever replenished by the boiling blood that sets them to post.
@anonymous: Yes, yes! Send your pedophile underlings after me!. I'll be sure to hang their spleens where all can see them.
@anonymous: Heh!. The pedos will hunt me down for a chance to get with a girl without the media poking their noses in.
@Freud: Its hilarious how you assume you know all there is to know about me. First, you tried to prove that I was gay, failing that, you tried telling me about the minority scat fetishists in here. Now you're trying to prove that hate=love?. Oh lawdy. Don't think I'll be fooled by the verbose. You're just hoping against hope to try and convert me into a homosexual so that the haabee global vision of homosexuality can come to fruition.
I will now assess you.
1. You, good sir - have made a fundamental error in your diagnosis, and I will laugh as you continue to disembowel the fine art of psychiatry with your somewhat hilarious undertaking.
2. You sadly lack an understanding of covert operations and other such tactics. I thought that time in the grave must've increased your knowledge, instead of the other way round. I don't blog about EVERYTHING that happens to my life, see. Some things are kept under wraps.
3. Since when was hate=love?. Oh, I know! next, you're going to divide by zero!. DONT DO IT!. YOU'LL KILL US ALL!.
4. Man, someone has to update the ad hominem dictionary after this. First you claim that I'm gay, then I like shit, then at last you claim that I like incest. What next?
5. I'll make my diagnosis. You are just a butthurt haabee who is desperate for some mansex after your main supplier of kiddie porn was busted. Boohoo.
Here's hoping that you enjoy your stay in Auschwitz v2.01b, now with extra top hats and razor wires. :)
Mr. Shadowrunner,
If the Führer und Reichskanzler, haven't ignored to his psycho-analysts at the time, he could have won the war. He was constantly in conflict with his own innate homosexuality and his actions, similar to what you are going through now.
I recommend you to get extensive psychotherapy immediately.
That was hilarious...kekekeke!!! good one!
loved the close ups specially.... heehe and the punch baree part.... so funny...hehehe
good point but the approach was all wrong
u gotta make it all pretty pink unicorns n flowers
thats how gay repressed haabees will understand the point
now they r all gonna get hung up on the angry raging hairy mohammed with the blood shot eyes
u r just destroying the image in their mind of the handsome mohammed with the 10" cock
(dont imagine the guys cock!! u will burn for all eternity!! O.O)
do u see y they r all so frustrated
@Freud: I'm quite amused at your ignorance. Hitler got the fine ladies AND won WWII. Sure, the guy just up and "vanished"; but that was for the slake the thirst of the International Jew, and the mass media. In truth, it was all part of Operation Papercli- cut.
Anyways, I wonder why you seem so utterly obsessed with declaring me as a "latent homosexual". Was it you who posted in the atollcounselor's blog calling me a fag, too?. I seriously think you need to go to the Gay Bar(tm) and see some REAL homosexuals, before you rush around calling everyone and everything "gay".
You've made a fool out of yourself already. I beseech you, stick around some more.
@Binoculars: Prophet Mohammed (pbuh) would do more than just punch. Heck, he'd call down a Divine Airstrike.
Also, thanks for appreciating my crappy art.
@mohamed: I don't know. All the haabees talk about is death, destruction and doom.
Still, I'll give it a try.
But you know, I think Prophet Mohamed is a Pretty Cool Guy, eh. He went to war and doesn't afraid of anything.
Mr. Shadowrunner,
I am not aware of the blog that you refer to, and no it wasn't me. As I have clearly stated, my aim is not to engage in an argument, but to evaluate your abnormal psycho-sexuality; which is reflected by your writings and caricatures. As to why, all that points towards your rapidly developing carnal affinity towards men with beards is difficult to deduce; however I have given possible explanations in my previous as to assessments.
You have drawn upon us bad karma by drawing Mohamed. Check this out: Inauguration of Academy of Fundie preaching
I still dont understand why everyone is so worked up about this.
The only thing i found truly offending about the comic was the poor drawing skills..and i dont think the author is trying to showcase his artistic side here.
Your actions may be biased but after all its your blog and like marlee said your pushing a correct point although your doing it in one of the most controversial ways concievable..but everyone has an M.O
If you dont wanna beat your parents next time..phone child services or something..i think its social services or something like that..cheers
ZZzzzzzz -_- such a peaceful place to sleep...and hah!! star read the cartoon..those two Maldivians looks silly...
@Freud: Haha, good one. Like the typical marxist wannabe from post-WWI, you'll say something; then deny it ever happened.
You stumbled when you tried to divide by zero. Hehehe, why don't you go back in time to 1929 and call Adolf Hitlar a jew to his face?.
You tried so hard, and all you did was provide a few laughs, at your expense.
@Anonymous: I am pleased to hear of this news!. More victi- UH I MEAN VOLUNTEERS for my tactcal weapon tests!
@Fugitive: I was bored, and I am, by nature, controversial. The reason why the haabees are pissed off and that sand-nigger wannabe posing as Freud is so desperately trying to put me down as "latent homosexual" is because I hit the direct weak spot they try to guard with their lives.
They know they've done bad things in the name of Islam and when someone finds out about it, they'll BAAAAAWWWWW and RAAAAAAGE, but this time, they're going up not against the generic sheep they are so used to.
@shootingstar: Hi!. Thanks for talking to me last night!.
Mr. Shadowrunner,
I am fairly confident of my assessments, and I stand by those until new empirical evidence surfaces regarding your condition.
The reason why I recommended extensive psychotherapy, was to help you come to terms with your condition. It will help you embrace yourself, and be content with yourself rather than being in a constant state of denial and frustration like you are now.
@Freud: That's a shame. You being a rotting corpse, aren't you supposed to remember anything? Like what you were doing here?. Ah well, more verbose crap from you, I suppose.
What else can I expect from a tool of the haabees?.
I have empirical evidence that you screwed up any chance of getting me in an intellectual checkmate when you tried to divide by zero. Don't do that next ti-
Oh, why am I bothering to advise you?. You won't remember a thing the next time you post here and will just repeatedly spout the same crap as a totalitarian state police spokesman, what with this "I have evidence!!!111." crap.
Assessment Log: 2/3/2009A - SR
1. Much if not all carnal pleasures derived through control of his bowel movement
2. Patient still makes excessive references to the phallus; a sub-conscious manifestation of his repressed homophilia
@Freud:
Assesment log.
Subject "John Doe" is still desperately pretending to be Freud.
Of late, his hallucinations have taken a turn for the worse and now he reports that he sees penises EVERYWHERE.
Seems to be following the ol' haabee trick of calling anyone who doesn't agree with his group "gay." and desperately trying to prove it. Reason for this is unknown. Subject has developed a curious affinity for scat during incarceration.
Subject has attempted to divide by zero. Subject is dangerous. Suggest level four containment - do not allow him to divide by zero.
NB: Let's just get rid of this one, no one will notice he's gone.
lol! Freud the psycho trying to be the shrink here! good lord! Somebody give him an injection so the guy would at least sleep for a few days and perhaps clear his mind. He's sleep deprived since this test began! Or just feed him the skin of that yellow mango and see if he believes the taste of it and could zoom like a rocket up, up to the heaven. is there a heaven? i'm confused too :(
gawsh!. poor freud! it must be horrible to have visions of peenuses every where!. >.<
kekeke dont turn gay, doctor! ^^
piss this worthless crap blog piss piss cunt pussy penis cock penis fuck loser i cant believe youre even a Maldivian.
@Friend of Nine Year Old Virgin: You gotta admit, he really did try to divide by zero when he tried to say hate = love. Under his logic, it would also mean Hamas supports and loves Israel and seeks its attention by firing rockets at Israel. :P.
@Anonymous: Personally, I wouldn't wish that on anyone, but I have to be honest when writing a report, eh?.
@Anonymous: Hahahaha!
beware the inevitable fatwa. youll be forced to live like a fugitive in your own country.
@ anonynmous at 7:58 pm
when the fatwa is released roll the fatwa and you know where to insert it eh? do that ok ! you may feel good afterwards especially when you are really itching to do something that's totally haram in islam. i think this fatwa would be a good beginning to ease your frustration. the lot like you anon's are making innocent people like me to react as well.
@anonymous: And I'll welcome it. Why?. It gives me the go code to commence Operation Cube Crusher.
@9-year old virgin: I've got excellent weapons for little girls like you. Please drop by to my shop some time.
Visit
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for best Mohamed t-shirts.
ya shadowy! will come by if my ma lets me go alone! make sure it's nothing to be injected to my body. i'm scared of neeeeeeedulus!
@anonymous: lulz, attempted rickroll.
@9 year old virgin: Hmm, I dont think I have any weapons that require you to be injected - but I DO have a weapon that injects a cocktail of bleach and banana skin paste into the target...
hey Shadowrunner! what happened to your "chum" DCJ?! he hasn't been blogging OR replied my comment! >.< I am VELLY sad )': i think i scared him away though >.<
heh. joking. thought i'd "stalk" here too since i have a social life equivalent to that of a platypus.
ok, my comments may be passe because well, you post this up like few days ago, but what the heck, i WANT to comment ^_^
Okay. First time I saw the post:
i was like "WHAT THE FISH BABBOONS OF TASMANIA IS WRONG WITH THIS DUDE?!!!" (already planning to e a voodoo of you and stick pins up your butt....COS REALLY, NO ONE MESSES WITH MY PROPHET - be it cartoons, digital imaging, stickers included) (comments with regards to the HATERS *ouch* will be dealt later in this post ^_^)
BUT.
then i remembered your profile description.You said that you were terminally fucked up in the head.
Then. It made sense.
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JOKING. heehee :P
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Ok. NO SERIOUSLY dude - the illustration of the "prophet" was rather offensive. BUT i found some of the reactions to this post more degrading.
I agree with the Fugitive dude. I mean okay - your govt (whatever you call it in Maldives >.<) is seriously fished up with the rules and regulations. But your approach to trying to get their attention(if i think thats what you're doing)OR let out your frustrations is kinda not urh, "good"? ^_^"
I mean DUDE. YOU ILLUSTRATED THE PROPHET. How won't any Muslims NOT get pissed off (or at least offended)? Unless that was your plan? *_* (comments about their anger will be dealt later in this post ^_^)
Couldn't you start a Facebook Petition of something? I'll gladly join if i find what you say truly reasonable. AND WAIT-A-MINUTE, YOU WERE EXAGGERATING WHEN THEY ALLOWED MARRIAGE WITH 3 YEARS OLD RIGHT?! =X
Okay whatever. Your blog, you do what YOU WANT. (hope i aint contradicting. i tend to do that ^_^"). BUTTTT (okay, i am contradicting >.<), if you do get caught, Shadowrunner - i doubt the ones who are supporting you here will be out there supporting you or have a mass rally against your execution/jail term. The most they'll do is just blog about it -_- But of course, like you said in your previous post - 7 proxies...(no idea what the post meant actually), you prolly won't get caught. Am just sayin'.
Now to the haters who posted comments like:
(FYI. theres a distinction between those who hates Islam truly from the bottom of their heart (aka HATERS) and those who merely abhors the fact that Islam is being corrupted - or so they claim *_*. This is solely to the ones who are of the former description.)
"ill name my penis mohamed" - DUDE. sum1 else (or u?) said that in DCJ's blog. Where's the ORIGINALITY? -_- and sure, i name my boobs Ping and Pong - wtfish? -.-"
"u r just destroying the image in their mind of the handsome mohammed with the 10" cock
(dont imagine the guys cock!! u will burn for all eternity!! O.O)" - Islam hater. NOT ISLAM-corrupt-hater. May a herd of pregnant elephants stampede over you :G GRR(do they have elephants in maldives? O.o")
"You should try something new like come up with some pornography with the character." - If this "pornography" includes MY PROPHET (like i said, no one messes with my prophet douche), may this commentator suffer from syphilis, liver cancer and breast cancer and DIE. (yep, i am pretty sadistic ^_^)
NOW to the Muslims who are offended and posted comments like:
"Well I fucking hope you burst into flame and everyone will laugh as you fucking die!. Piece of shit!"
"piss this worthless crap blog piss piss cunt pussy penis cock penis fuck loser i cant believe youre even a Maldivian."
"You fucking think you're so cool, you fucking faggot atheist piece of shit?.
You dont even deserve to work here. Go smoke some heroin and die of OD"
You guys got those HATERS laughing. (AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, LITERALLY - HOW MANY WORDS LIKE FUCKS, FAGGOTs, FUCCKETY FUCKS DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO PUT?! -__- GRR) You guys prolly are Muslims, you have the right to get pissed off. Damn i was - but putting this sort of words puts you in the same level as the ones who insulted or offended you. And LOL, saying vulgarities is sin. Do it like me , i say FISH instead of F*** ^_^ or just curse them without the vulgarities (eg. see the elephant curse. bwahaha. smarto?) more pleasant to read ^_^
And Shadowrunner, you know? I mean you said your test has failed because you didn't burst into flames. well, wanna know what i think would be more of a miracle?
If you actually became pious ^_^ *sounds of bells jinggling...whatever -_-*
(bet u think im nuts for even thinking of that possibility. but heck, miracles happen ^_^)
and by the way - read the latest post. i dun geddit. do u have a religion or not? >.< ur title and the judgement part day thingy is kinda O_O contradicting.
yeah - long comment i think? i lack life. ok. bye.
ps. WHERE'S DCJ GONE TO?!
Psycho-analysis of subject #whiteflag:
Subject is a woman...there are no women on the internet...*mind fuck initiating*
/end analysis
Fat/ugly women usually are the most open and also the most submissively retarded ones. Aside from that fact, you need to go out more often and if that doesn't work, say hello to 4chan.
Author is being purely personal, this is normal for a male with his freedom being hung on the leash of his dominative parents and not being able to _experience_ life.
Do not waste time doing what you cannot accomplish. You have failed to see what is so clearly expressed in all of the authors posts.
PS: Please kill yourself before you use anymore *KAWAIIIII* failticons.
Assessment Log: 5/3/2009A - SR
Patient is developing characteristics similar to members of the family Hominidae's lower down the rungs in the evolutionary ladder than Homo sapiens; in deference to patients grade school reading level this new feature he has developed can be summed as "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Shadowrunner your gona be famous, I've tranlated this article into dhivehi, gona drop these in all the mosques. Yes i did include the pic in your profile incase the readers wanted your autograph :-)It seems you didnt burst into flames?
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